Abq Top Ten Signs You've Seen the `Star Wars' Movies Too Many Times

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  1. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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    10. Your poodles are named "C," "3," "P" and "O"

    9. You won't sleep with your wife unless she says, "Help me, Obi Wan, you're my only hope"

    8. You spent $10,000 trying to Rogaine yourself into Chewbacca

    7. You're continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Mark Hamill

    6. Your favorite pickup line: "Would you like to handle my light saber?"

    5. You keep referring to your lawn mower as "that crazy droid"

    4. You spend most of your days trying to use "the Force" to open a can of pears

    3. You once saw an eggplant that looked kind of like Darth Vader and almost had a heart attack

    2. Your sex life is strictly "Han Solo," if you know what I mean

    1. You like Yoda so much, you voted for Ross Perot

  2. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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  3. PurpleMountain88 Jedi Knight

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    Wow, thats awsome[face_laugh] [face_laugh] ......how many people answered yes to half of those??o_O
  4. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    #6 is my best pick up line!
  5. ZUBBZERO77 Jedi Knight

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    My best pick up line is when I go to a club and I see a beautiful girl...all I say is "Theres one!! Set for stun!!! ZZZZZZAAAPPPP She'll be alright, put her in the back of my truck!!" That always works until the stun is gone.....oh well....
  6. Bloodclaw65 Jedi Knight

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  7. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    Oooh that's a great one Victor!
  8. Vadersprincess Jedi Knight

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    You know Vick I thought the sexy elbo one was bad.
  9. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    My best pick-up line is a variation of #6: "Anybody want to play with my blaster?" Cyndi like falls for that one every time.

    Alas, #2 is a little too damn close to home. I know. TMI.

    [face_laugh]
  10. Bloodclaw65 Jedi Knight

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    # 5 that lawnmower has a mind of it's own.o_O
  11. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    Oh, and I think they missed a few.

    Like for example #11)- You wave your hand and give people subliminal orders... all the time.

    Or #12) You have begun to substitute the Vader "NOOOOooooooo!" for even simple "No's".

    You guys can think of more, I'm pretty sure.
  12. cyndilt76 Jedi Knight

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    HEY!!!!

    ...crap, you're right. damn.
  13. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    It's OK Cyndi. (Waves hand). "You will always fall for this line."

    Edit- This reminds me of another sign... #14) "You have perfected the Obi Wan force wave on your grocery store's automatic doors."
  14. black_8ight Jedi Knight

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  15. DJ_Rebo Jedi Knight

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    I got a list of these from other ndn's and put this on my old web page at OU.
    You might be an Indian Jedi if...



    1. You use the phrase, "May the force be with you, aye!!!"

    2. Your Jedi robe is beaded

    3. You use your light saber to butcher a buffalo or to open a Bud

    3. At least one wing of your "rezzed out" X-wing fighter is primer colored and your transmitter is a clothes hanger.

    4. You discover that Ewoks taste like dogs

    5. You have at least one land-speeder up on blocks in your yard

    6. The worst part of eating with Yoda is eating his commodity food

    7. Wookies are offended by your Buffalo robes

    8. You have used the force to get your tape recorder to work so you could record that new 49 song

    9. Used the force to negotiate with the federal gov't

    10. Your council man has told you, "Come over to the Darkside...selling out ain't bad, enit"

    11. You have a dream catcher in the window of your land-speeder and/or X-wing fighter

    12. You fantasize over Princess Leah's fry bread looking head

    13. You have to get in from the passenger's side of your X-wing fighter and start it with a screwdriver

    14. You suggest that the Millennium Falcon is outfitted with a trailer hitch

    15. If you hear, "Luke, I am your father.....and your councilman."

  16. Lord_Melkor Jedi Knight

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    jess you freak...i vote for #6 given that i am perverted in that way
  17. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    DJ_Rebo,

    That is the funniest freakiest list I've ever read. Enit! People outside Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, and Utah would probably not get half of those.
  18. DJ_Rebo Jedi Knight

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    I actually heard this NDN Jedi list red by an MC at the Kiowa Tohn-Kongya Dance in Oklahoma. LOL:)
  19. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    Here's another one: "You refer to all children as "younglings." (Even outside your Fan Force)
  20. darth_of_nm Jedi Master

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    a few years back when I went to my uncles house to check out his new massive 71" screen home theater system.

    "this technological terror you constructed, is insignifiant next to the power of the force."


    good part was it 'got his goose' enough so we watched 'Empire' that night on it...


  21. bobasparxx Jedi Knight

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    I used to hear that a lot, now look what happened. We have a baby on the way. Kids...don't follow the path to the Darkside. [face_shame_on_you]

  22. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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