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Abq Top Ten Signs You've Seen the `Star Wars' Movies Too Many Times

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Gecko_Fett, Aug 5, 2005.

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  1. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    10. Your poodles are named "C," "3," "P" and "O"

    9. You won't sleep with your wife unless she says, "Help me, Obi Wan, you're my only hope"

    8. You spent $10,000 trying to Rogaine yourself into Chewbacca

    7. You're continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Mark Hamill

    6. Your favorite pickup line: "Would you like to handle my light saber?"

    5. You keep referring to your lawn mower as "that crazy droid"

    4. You spend most of your days trying to use "the Force" to open a can of pears

    3. You once saw an eggplant that looked kind of like Darth Vader and almost had a heart attack

    2. Your sex life is strictly "Han Solo," if you know what I mean

    1. You like Yoda so much, you voted for Ross Perot

     
  2. EvilPrincess

    EvilPrincess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] #6 is my favorite!!
     
  3. PurpleMountain88

    PurpleMountain88 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Wow, thats awsome[face_laugh] [face_laugh] ......how many people answered yes to half of those??o_O
     
  4. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    #6 is my best pick up line!
     
  5. ZUBBZERO77

    ZUBBZERO77 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    My best pick up line is when I go to a club and I see a beautiful girl...all I say is "Theres one!! Set for stun!!! ZZZZZZAAAPPPP She'll be alright, put her in the back of my truck!!" That always works until the stun is gone.....oh well....
     
  6. Bloodclaw65

    Bloodclaw65 Jedi Youngling star 3

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  7. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oooh that's a great one Victor!
     
  8. Vadersprincess

    Vadersprincess Jedi Youngling

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    You know Vick I thought the sexy elbo one was bad.
     
  9. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    My best pick-up line is a variation of #6: "Anybody want to play with my blaster?" Cyndi like falls for that one every time.

    Alas, #2 is a little too damn close to home. I know. TMI.

    [face_laugh]
     
  10. Bloodclaw65

    Bloodclaw65 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    # 5 that lawnmower has a mind of it's own.o_O
     
  11. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Oh, and I think they missed a few.

    Like for example #11)- You wave your hand and give people subliminal orders... all the time.

    Or #12) You have begun to substitute the Vader "NOOOOooooooo!" for even simple "No's".

    You guys can think of more, I'm pretty sure.
     
  12. cyndilt76

    cyndilt76 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    HEY!!!!

    ...crap, you're right. damn.
     
  13. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    It's OK Cyndi. (Waves hand). "You will always fall for this line."

    Edit- This reminds me of another sign... #14) "You have perfected the Obi Wan force wave on your grocery store's automatic doors."
     
  14. black_8ight

    black_8ight Jedi Youngling star 3

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  15. DJ_Rebo

    DJ_Rebo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I got a list of these from other ndn's and put this on my old web page at OU.
    You might be an Indian Jedi if...



    1. You use the phrase, "May the force be with you, aye!!!"

    2. Your Jedi robe is beaded

    3. You use your light saber to butcher a buffalo or to open a Bud

    3. At least one wing of your "rezzed out" X-wing fighter is primer colored and your transmitter is a clothes hanger.

    4. You discover that Ewoks taste like dogs

    5. You have at least one land-speeder up on blocks in your yard

    6. The worst part of eating with Yoda is eating his commodity food

    7. Wookies are offended by your Buffalo robes

    8. You have used the force to get your tape recorder to work so you could record that new 49 song

    9. Used the force to negotiate with the federal gov't

    10. Your council man has told you, "Come over to the Darkside...selling out ain't bad, enit"

    11. You have a dream catcher in the window of your land-speeder and/or X-wing fighter

    12. You fantasize over Princess Leah's fry bread looking head

    13. You have to get in from the passenger's side of your X-wing fighter and start it with a screwdriver

    14. You suggest that the Millennium Falcon is outfitted with a trailer hitch

    15. If you hear, "Luke, I am your father.....and your councilman."

     
  16. Lord_Melkor

    Lord_Melkor Jedi Youngling star 3

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    jess you freak...i vote for #6 given that i am perverted in that way
     
  17. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    DJ_Rebo,

    That is the funniest freakiest list I've ever read. Enit! People outside Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, and Utah would probably not get half of those.
     
  18. DJ_Rebo

    DJ_Rebo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I actually heard this NDN Jedi list red by an MC at the Kiowa Tohn-Kongya Dance in Oklahoma. LOL:)
     
  19. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Here's another one: "You refer to all children as "younglings." (Even outside your Fan Force)
     
  20. darth_of_nm

    darth_of_nm Jedi Youngling star 3

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    a few years back when I went to my uncles house to check out his new massive 71" screen home theater system.

    "this technological terror you constructed, is insignifiant next to the power of the force."


    good part was it 'got his goose' enough so we watched 'Empire' that night on it...


     
  21. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I used to hear that a lot, now look what happened. We have a baby on the way. Kids...don't follow the path to the Darkside. [face_shame_on_you]

     
  22. EvilPrincess

    EvilPrincess Jedi Padawan star 4

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