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    From David Letterman:

    Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character


    10. C-3PO: "May the Force be with the Miami Heat--daddy's got 20 large riding on them."

    9. Storm Trooper: "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if Cialis is right for you."

    8. Ewok: "Seacrest, out!"

    7. Darth Maul: "The only good thing ever to come from planet Earth is fish sticks."

    6. R2-D2: "I just hooked up backstage with an ice machine."

    5. Imperial Guard: "The only people more powerful than I are Emperor Palpatine and Oprah."

    4. Chewbacca: "We got spaceships and lightsabers, but nobody can find me a damn razor."

    3. Jango Fett: "Let's put on some Al Jarreau so me and you can get freaky."

    2. Tuscan Raider: "How bad is CBS screwed without 'Everybody Loves Raymond'?"

    1. Darth Vader: "I once used the force to open a jar of Vlasic kosher pickles."
     
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