Topic: ? of the week.......Jan 13th - 20th

Pick any Star Wars character, and make a New Years Resolution for them.

Examples:
Palpatine: make sure there are high railings around all deep pits in the Throne Room.

Vader: Put Helmet back in box at night so I don't have to take so much time polishing it.

Chewie: Roooraoaor. Atrarghghgh. Roasorajrhg. Aaaaarg

Jar Jar: getsa hooked on the phonicsa holovid.

 

Wicket: Switch to a Mach 3 Turbo for a closer shave....

Sy Snootles: Sue the Rolling Stones for stealing that lips idea....

Wampa: Open up that Ski Resort.....

Admiral Ackbar: Finally pluck up enough courage to try the new special at Red Lobster....

Ree Yees: Find a good use for that third eye.....

Count Dooku: Find something to straighten out that drooping lightsaber....

Dex: Get a job doubling for Earnest Borgnine....

Yoda: Look more realistic..... just like in Empire Strikes Back and ROTJ!

Nien Nunb: Clean out the old sick bags from Lando's seat....

Jabba: Remember to buy in bulk that Preparation H.....

 

very good. Nice to see you Nien! So, do you think Lando told Han it was you that ripped the dish off the top of the Falcon while flying into the Death Star 2?

 

Obi-wan: teach Padawan how to block "Sith Lightning" with lightsaber...

 

Asajj Ventress: To try out some of that sunless tanning lotion I've been hearing some much about.

Grand Moff Tarkin: To keep my ship standing by, even in my moment of triumph.

Lobot: To get new, smaller headphones . . . maybe with one of those cool MP3 players!

Admiral Motti: To pick up some throat lozenges for the next time I feel like mouthing off to Vader.

 

Wampa: Take out a restraining order on Joe-da from the Rocky Mount board.

Vader: Get hands on some of that new Asthma medicine.

 

Motti: sue Vader for unfair treatment

Yoda: Self Help Tape on overcoming ones "short"-comings

Jar-Jar: The Beetles said it best: Happiness is a warm gun

Jabba: Atkins or Subway, just pick a diet.

Nein Nunb: leave the wife where she is.

Dooku: get over that Gladiator fetish, Russel Crowe is not going to be in Ep 3 no matter how much you wish it

R2: remember not to loose those rockets in your legs. They may come in handy later on.

Ben Skywalker (see extended Univers): Do not whine. break the family curse. Don't be like your dad or grandfather.

 

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!!

IT'S SPELLED "THE BEATLES" NOT "THE BEETLES"

and to think I thought you were my friend.....

 

No, the Beetles are a Figrin D'an and Model Nodes cover band.

Pshshhs
Psshhhs
I know what I'm talking about.

 

ohhhh, nice save. I guess you are still allowed in our home.