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Lit TOS Databank Discussion Thread - Updated & Revised

Discussion in 'Literature' started by AdmiralNick22 , Jul 7, 2014.

  1. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    So... we were right?
     
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  2. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    If I were in charge of the databank I would swap all the character heights with all the ship lengths just to **** with people.

    Mon Mothma: 19km

    Super Star Destroyer: 1.5m
     
  3. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You were right, dp. You were right about canon. Tell the Litizens... you were right.
     
  4. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Well played. (since that's the last canonical appearance of Darth Vader)
     
  5. Valin__Kenobi

    Valin__Kenobi Author: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Praji star 4 VIP

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    Ugh, this just sounds exhausting and also soul-crushing. Pardon me while I go roll around in a pile of Galaxy Guides.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Hobbie is still clearly a nickname. It'll just take some time for a source to reveal his full name of Hobbert Ustill.

    (because Luke was giving a command, not asking a question ;) )
     
  7. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Revenge of the Sith would like to speak to you.

    (I assume you meant OOU last appearance, as of course his death would be IU last)


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
  8. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I suppose that's an "appearance," although it's not usually what we mean by a character appearance :p


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
  10. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    There's the mask, there's the Imperial March, there's the NNOOO, what more can you ask for?
     
  11. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Dancing.

    But sadly, Star Wars Dance-off --despite being Disney -- is not canon.


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
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  12. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Neither is Kinect. :( The world was not ready for Awesome Darth Vader Crotch.
     
  13. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I just think the notion of Amidala singing "I will survive" to Vader is just too brilliant for words. And yet the audience picked the stupid, totally on the nose "we are family" with Luke/Leia. Ugh.


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  14. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    I just realized what a nerd of epic proportions I am, because I got that joke. [face_rofl]
     
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  15. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    You post here. I think being a huge nerd was a given. :p


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  16. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    True that. Still, to be able to get that joke without having to pause and think about it. :p
     
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  17. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    My references are like onions. There are many subtle layers.

    Cade is ready.
     
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  18. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Cade's pants are the only part of him that are still canon.


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    "You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody likes cakes." :D
     
  20. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    If you're going to protect your crotch, you can't do better than canon crotch coverage.

    Though, regardless, he'll probably want to wash those first, if Purge: STD's cover is any indication.

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Most unfortunate acronym ever.
     
  22. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    No, I mean the canon ENDS after Return of the Jedi so that was the last canonical appearance of Darth Vader. We see Anakin Skywalker later (pick your version) with Yoda and Obi-Wan, but that's the last time we see Darth Vader, right before Luke takes off the mask...
     
  23. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    He became Anakin Skywalker when he made the decision to sacrifice himself for Luke. Vader's last chronological appearwnce was the second before he made that decision.
     
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  24. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    Wait.

    WAIT.

    WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HOLD YOUR ENDOR PONIES PEOPLE!!!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!!!!

    I was taking an early walk this morning when I realized the worst had happened. I broke into a cold sweat and a run. I raced all the way back home and tore open my AOTC DVD. It was so old it no longer ran on my PC and I had to wait five excruciatingly long minutes for updates. But then I had it.

    BY THE LOVE OF WARU PEOPLE.

    SAN HILL IS NOT IN THE CREDITS.

    "SAN HILL" IS NOT IN THE CREDITS.

    Do you know what this means? Do you have any idea what this means?!?

    THAT CURSED ******* NIX CARD TOOK HIS ROLE!!!

    I went on the Databank to confirm my suspicions. "Intergalactic Banking Clan" is not under Organizations or on the menus, but you can get to it if you type it into the URL (yeah OS you didn't think anyone would try that, did ya?): http://www.starwars.com/databank/intergalactic-banking-clan

    OH HOOOOOOO SO CONVENIENT! "Appearances: Attack of the Clones" and this is your only image:

    [​IMG]

    I swear, if that pansy-hatted crook Card identity-thefted my favorite character, THIS IS WAR. SAN HILL WILL BE AVENGED.
     
  25. Nom von Anor

    Nom von Anor Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    At worst, San Hill will remain a Muun in Legends. Can we say the same thing for Darth Plagueis anymore? :(