Amph Total Recall...ungritty reboot???

Discussion in 'Community' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Jan 10, 2011.

  1. tom Chosen One

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    the thread title managed to get 'unskinny bop' stuck in my head. thanks a lot eeth!
  2. duende Force Ghost

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    There will be a chick with five boobs. Two of them will be on her head. It's going to be DIFFERENT.
  3. block Force Ghost

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  4. tom Chosen One

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    [image=http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_Little_Nicky/kevin_nealon_little_nicky_001.jpg]
  5. World_Cup_Wally Jedi Master

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    Wouldn't two on her back be better?


    Also, everyone in the film other than Farrell should have a thick Austrian accent.
  6. DarthLowBudget Force Ghost

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    Also, chances are this will be devoid of that classic early-90s Verhoven Madness(TM) that makes the original worth watching. It'll probably be a largely anonymous product of the studio machine, rough edges sanded down, surfaces polished to spit-shine, and soul sold at the altar of Gross Domestic Box Office.

    I just can't see it having any spark.
  7. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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  8. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    smh @ this

    The criticisms you post are probably what people in the 90s said about films like Total Recall.

    The Predator film last year was actually pretty good. Why don't you stop hating and actually have an opinion of your own for a change :)
  9. duende Force Ghost

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    roper, three on the chest, one on the head, and one on the back is my final offer.
  10. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    What about giant boob ass cheeks instead?
    It's the best of both worlds.
    3 on the chest, 2 on the butt and 1 on the head for a super 6 boober.
  11. icqfreak Chosen One

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    Consider it a divorce!
  12. World_Cup_Wally Jedi Master

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    Ass cleavage cleavage?
  13. duende Force Ghost

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    hell, why not have boobs all over her body? she'd look like a giant sea anemone. milliboob.
  14. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    [image=http://wizbangblog.com/images/2010/05/total%20recall.jpg]

    I wanna see her cleavage. In 3D.
  15. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    One giant gelatinous blob of boob? Turn your safety settings off and do a Google Image Search for a product called the "Love Lump." That's the first thing I thought of, but I am way too much of a gentleman to link directly to it.

  16. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Could be worse, they could be redoing Commando. :)
  17. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Commando goes Commando.

    edit: lol.
  18. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Dat was da joke...
  19. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  20. Espaldapalabras Force Ghost

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    I'm opposed to this because I don't think we should be furthering the fantasy of a colonized Mars.

























    /watches Vivec do this:
    [image=http://cache.io9.com/assets/resources/2008/02/arnieblowsup.jpg]

    j/k, I like fantasy movies. ;)
  21. DarthLowBudget Force Ghost

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    Hmm...I thought I was expressing my opinion. I must be doing this wrong...
  22. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    I'll just be happy if they actually stick to the source material this time. The short story is so good and actually sticking to would be great. :)

    I'm also pleasantly surprised to note that it won't be in 3D.
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  24. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    LOL. The makeup department really went out of their way to make Farrell look like Schwarzenegger.
  25. Koohii Force Ghost

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    Like "The GodFather" was nearly as good a movie as everyone is saying. Talk about over-rated. Never understood the appeal of mob-movies.
    At least Total Recall was watchable without being boring.

    How about a Total Recall that is vaguely similar to the story "We can remember it for you Wholesale"? You know, the story that PKD wrote that supposedly has something to do with Total Recall?

    One thing I never understood was the complaints about Total Recall 2070. For a TV show... sure they lifted a couple of FX shots from the movie, but it was otherwise a pretty interesting show, with decent-to-good actors and both episodic plots and a overall arc. Worst of all, they only ever released the pilot on DVD. Heck, the Pilot for the show was good. Pilots suck (industry truth), so if the pilot is good...