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Amph Total Recall...ungritty reboot???

Discussion in 'Community' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Jan 10, 2011.

  1. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    the thread title managed to get 'unskinny bop' stuck in my head. thanks a lot eeth!
     
  2. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    There will be a chick with five boobs. Two of them will be on her head. It's going to be DIFFERENT.
     
  3. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

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    SOLD!!
     
  4. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    [image=http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_Little_Nicky/kevin_nealon_little_nicky_001.jpg]
     
  5. World_Cup_Wally

    World_Cup_Wally Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wouldn't two on her back be better?


    Also, everyone in the film other than Farrell should have a thick Austrian accent.
     
  6. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Also, chances are this will be devoid of that classic early-90s Verhoven Madness(TM) that makes the original worth watching. It'll probably be a largely anonymous product of the studio machine, rough edges sanded down, surfaces polished to spit-shine, and soul sold at the altar of Gross Domestic Box Office.

    I just can't see it having any spark.
     
  7. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    No Mars, no way.
     
  8. darth_boy

    darth_boy Jedi Padawan star 7

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    smh @ this

    The criticisms you post are probably what people in the 90s said about films like Total Recall.

    The Predator film last year was actually pretty good. Why don't you stop hating and actually have an opinion of your own for a change :)
     
  9. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    roper, three on the chest, one on the head, and one on the back is my final offer.
     
  10. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    What about giant boob ass cheeks instead?
    It's the best of both worlds.
    3 on the chest, 2 on the butt and 1 on the head for a super 6 boober.
     
  11. icqfreak

    icqfreak Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Consider it a divorce!
     
  12. World_Cup_Wally

    World_Cup_Wally Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ass cleavage cleavage?
     
  13. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    hell, why not have boobs all over her body? she'd look like a giant sea anemone. milliboob.
     
  14. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    [image=http://wizbangblog.com/images/2010/05/total%20recall.jpg]

    I wanna see her cleavage. In 3D.
     
  15. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    One giant gelatinous blob of boob? Turn your safety settings off and do a Google Image Search for a product called the "Love Lump." That's the first thing I thought of, but I am way too much of a gentleman to link directly to it.

     
  16. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Could be worse, they could be redoing Commando. :)
     
  17. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Commando goes Commando.

    edit: [link=http://thefilmstage.com/2010/04/28/fox-rebooting-commando/]lol[/link].
     
  18. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    [image=http://img.youtube.com/vi/IDEuLXLNGBo/0.jpg]
    Dat was da joke...
     
  19. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  20. Espaldapalabras

    Espaldapalabras Jedi Master star 5

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    I'm opposed to this because I don't think we should be furthering the fantasy of a colonized Mars.

























    /watches Vivec do this:
    [image=http://cache.io9.com/assets/resources/2008/02/arnieblowsup.jpg]

    j/k, I like fantasy movies. ;)
     
  21. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Hmm...I thought I was expressing my opinion. I must be doing this wrong...
     
  22. moosemousse

    moosemousse CR Emeritus: FF-UK South star 6

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    I'll just be happy if they actually stick to the source material this time. The short story is so good and actually sticking to would be great. :)

    I'm also pleasantly surprised to note that it won't be in 3D.
     
  23. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    [link=http://www.geeksofdoom.com/2012/03/15/watch-now-total-recall-remake-international-promo-with-first-footage/]err[/link]
     
  24. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    LOL. The makeup department really went out of their way to make Farrell look like Schwarzenegger.
     
  25. Koohii

    Koohii Jedi Master star 5

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    Like "The GodFather" was nearly as good a movie as everyone is saying. Talk about over-rated. Never understood the appeal of mob-movies.
    At least Total Recall was watchable without being boring.

    How about a Total Recall that is vaguely similar to the story "We can remember it for you Wholesale"? You know, the story that PKD wrote that supposedly has something to do with Total Recall?

    One thing I never understood was the complaints about Total Recall 2070. For a TV show... sure they lifted a couple of FX shots from the movie, but it was otherwise a pretty interesting show, with decent-to-good actors and both episodic plots and a overall arc. Worst of all, they only ever released the pilot on DVD. Heck, the Pilot for the show was good. Pilots suck (industry truth), so if the pilot is good...