Amph Total Recall...ungritty reboot???

the thread title managed to get 'unskinny bop' stuck in my head. thanks a lot eeth!

 

There will be a chick with five boobs. Two of them will be on her head. It's going to be DIFFERENT.

 

SOLD!!

 

[image=http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_Little_Nicky/kevin_nealon_little_nicky_001.jpg]

 

Wouldn't two on her back be better?


Also, everyone in the film other than Farrell should have a thick Austrian accent.

 

Also, chances are this will be devoid of that classic early-90s Verhoven Madness(TM) that makes the original worth watching. It'll probably be a largely anonymous product of the studio machine, rough edges sanded down, surfaces polished to spit-shine, and soul sold at the altar of Gross Domestic Box Office.

I just can't see it having any spark.

 

No Mars, no way.

 

smh @ this

The criticisms you post are probably what people in the 90s said about films like Total Recall.

The Predator film last year was actually pretty good. Why don't you stop hating and actually have an opinion of your own for a change

 

roper, three on the chest, one on the head, and one on the back is my final offer.

 

What about giant boob ass cheeks instead?
It's the best of both worlds.
3 on the chest, 2 on the butt and 1 on the head for a super 6 boober.

 

Consider it a divorce!

 

Ass cleavage cleavage?

 

hell, why not have boobs all over her body? she'd look like a giant sea anemone. milliboob.

 

[image=http://wizbangblog.com/images/2010/05/total%20recall.jpg]

I wanna see her cleavage. In 3D.

 

One giant gelatinous blob of boob? Turn your safety settings off and do a Google Image Search for a product called the "Love Lump." That's the first thing I thought of, but I am way too much of a gentleman to link directly to it.

 

Could be worse, they could be redoing Commando.

 

Commando goes Commando.

edit: lol.

 

[image=http://img.youtube.com/vi/IDEuLXLNGBo/0.jpg]
Dat was da joke...

 

I'm opposed to this because I don't think we should be furthering the fantasy of a colonized Mars.

























/watches Vivec do this:
[image=http://cache.io9.com/assets/resources/2008/02/arnieblowsup.jpg]

j/k, I like fantasy movies.

 

Hmm...I thought I was expressing my opinion. I must be doing this wrong...

 

I'll just be happy if they actually stick to the source material this time. The short story is so good and actually sticking to would be great.

I'm also pleasantly surprised to note that it won't be in 3D.

 

err

 

LOL. The makeup department really went out of their way to make Farrell look like Schwarzenegger.

 

Like "The GodFather" was nearly as good a movie as everyone is saying. Talk about over-rated. Never understood the appeal of mob-movies.
At least Total Recall was watchable without being boring.

How about a Total Recall that is vaguely similar to the story "We can remember it for you Wholesale"? You know, the story that PKD wrote that supposedly has something to do with Total Recall?

One thing I never understood was the complaints about Total Recall 2070. For a TV show... sure they lifted a couple of FX shots from the movie, but it was otherwise a pretty interesting show, with decent-to-good actors and both episodic plots and a overall arc. Worst of all, they only ever released the pilot on DVD. Heck, the Pilot for the show was good. Pilots suck (industry truth), so if the pilot is good...