TPM as if it's the first movie released!

Lol. Ok I will start.

Hey everyone I hear theres this movie called Star Wars or something coming up!

 

Who fights Earth?

 

Meh. Sounds like a Star Trek rip off to me.

 

This is stupid!


Speculating about a moive we don't even know is real!


Where did you hear about this?

'Star Wars'?

Sounds like some filthy celebrity match!

 

Who's directing it?

 

THE PHANTOM MENACE, huh? Sounds like an episode of Scooby-Doo.

 

Star Wars huh? I heard Natalie Portman will be playing a real sexeh role in da movie!

 

Will there be space marines?

 

spoilers


http://files.slonov.net/files/film/Star_Wars_Episode_1_StarWars/wallpaper/1024/Star_Wars_Episode_1_StarWars_003.jpg


this is the bad guy

 

Wow he looks mean...








What does he do?

 

Ugh! I've learned too much.

 

I hear that it's about an 8 year old boy who's in love with the queen of Indiana

 

I heard that one guy from Tim Burton's Sleepy hollow is in it. Ian his name is, he plays a poltician of some sort.

 

These police dudes are going to fight with shiny swords in color!

 

That horned guy looks a lot like the devil... this better be not another religious film. Honestly, after Passion of the Jesus, I don't know how much more I can take.

 

this is the bad guy

So what? They're making the bad guys a cross between Satan and Kiss?



I heared that Ian dude is going to be the only good guy politition in the movie.


EDIT: Warning! Spoilers:

http://www.haruns-rundschau.de/fotos/podrace.jpg


Apperently there's going to be a high speed floating car chase between the main hero and a key villain. More to come...

 

I heard there's gonna be like 9 of these or something, with one coming out every two years or so. Can a series really sustain interest for that long? People will probably be sick of them after two or three.

"Who's directing it?"

I'd like to know this too. Anyone?

 

This will just be another borefest like LOTR.

3 movies and in the end the good guys win. Been there, done that.

 

3 movies and in the end the good guys win. Been there, done that.

Nice!

 

UPDATE: The boy is nine years old and he loves the queen of Nepal

 

Sci-Fi? Hmm, I don't know...

 

My guess it that they'll get Spielberg to direct it. It's a shame. His earlyer work was good, but ever since AI it's been crap

3 movies and in the end the good guys win. Been there, done that.

I am soooooooo gonna put that in my sig

 

How do they make those shiny swords glow in different colors? Is it like a flashlight or something?

 

MAJOR SPOILER!!!


I just got a screen cap of the main character of the trilogy:

Main Character

 

Wow! I'm sure he'll be my favorite character? What's his name? Is he that Whodi Master guy? Obi-**** Kenoobi?