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TPM: Favorite Lines

Discussion in 'The Phantom Menace' started by darth_of_the_night, Nov 25, 2004.

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  1. Kast_Morben

    Kast_Morben Jedi Master star 4

    Aug 18, 2001
    "I can only protect you, I can't fight a war for you."
  2. The-Clone-Wars

    The-Clone-Wars Jedi Master star 3

    Jun 27, 2002
    I have come to resolve this attack on our sovereignty now!
  3. REALbluelightsaber

    REALbluelightsaber Jedi Youngling star 1

    Dec 11, 2004
    You were right about one thing Master, the negototians were short.

    When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion!

    You have been a good apprentice, Obi-Wan, and a much wiser man than I. I forsee you will be a great Jedi Knight.

    Wipe them out. All of them.

    The boy is dangerous. They all sense it, why can't you?

    I have a bad feeling about this.
    I don't sense anything.
    It's not about the mission, Master. It's something elsewhere...elusive...
  4. Charn

    Charn Jedi Master star 8

    Dec 23, 2004
    any line by Sidious
  5. Emperor_Kilo

    Emperor_Kilo Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 27, 2004
    "Wipe them out-all of them."

    "Get that slunted slime out of my face."

    "Roger roger."
  6. Strilo

    Strilo Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Aug 6, 2001
    Up! I knew this was around here somewhere...

  7. Darth_Sammy52

    Darth_Sammy52 Jedi Padawan star 4

    Jul 26, 2004
    "the ability to speak does not make you intelligent" -american politics 2004 anyone?

    lol. Too true.

  8. openmind

    openmind Jedi Padawan star 4

    Jan 23, 2003
    I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee!

    I love the tone and valid point in this line. Great stuff!

  9. ObiWanCon

    ObiWanCon Jedi Master star 4

    Apr 15, 2004
    You?ve been a good apprentice Obi-Wan. And you?re a much wiser man than I am. I foresee you will become a great Jedi Knight.
  10. YodaJediMaster12

    YodaJediMaster12 Jedi Master star 4

    May 26, 2002
    "Go back! But, Your Majesty, be realistic! They will force you to sign the treaty! Please Your Majesty. Stay here, where it's safe."

    The irony behind that line, coupled with the barest glint of a smile on Palpatine's face as the scene ends, makes this perhaps my favorite dialogue in the movie. Ian is brilliant. I can only hope that at some point in ROTS, Padme realizes how Palpy has been manipulating her from the very beginning.

    Of course, there are many other great quotes as well...
  11. DarthChaos2

    DarthChaos2 Jedi Youngling star 1

    May 6, 2003
    You had me at Midochlorian, you had me at Midochlorian...
  12. Jorakhe_Fad_Hang

    Jorakhe_Fad_Hang Jedi Youngling

    Jan 11, 2005
    Amidala: "We'll take the long way"

    Excellent change of strategy=) I'd do the same thing if I opened a door and found Darth Maul waiting for me...

    BATTLELION Jedi Youngling star 1

    Feb 6, 2005
    Some of these are serious and some are funny.

    1. Kitster's right. I'll win this time.

    2. I hope you didn't KILL anyone I know for it.


    4. I think you can kiss your trade franchise goodbye.

    5. More likely they were WIPED OUT.

    6. Oh, excuse me. (TC-14).

    7. WHHHHEEEERE are you taking them???

    8. He is too old.

    9. What tells me we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?



    12. Chesko Sebulba.

    13. What's that got to do with anything?

    14. NOW, Viceroy, we will discuss a NEW treaty.

    15. I will sign NO TREATY, Senator.

    16. Whosa diss?

    17. --That crazy sound the Kaadu make--

    18. How wude.

    19. Oooh! Icky Icky goo!

    20. Either way, you win.

    21. Captain, look!

    22. We muzz do something.

    23. Ani, Watto won't let you.

    24. My tounge is faaat. Wrerz da wrenrch. Dhankoo.

    25. Wouldn't have lasted so long anyway if I wasn't so good at building things.

    26. What do you mean "naked?"

    Those are some of my favorite and funny lines off the top of my head.
  14. Darth_Love_Machine

    Darth_Love_Machine Jedi Youngling

    Feb 10, 2005
    "I will sign NO treaty Senator, my fate will be no different than that of our people."

    The line is probably the best line ever delivered by Queen Amidala. I love the tone of her voice!
  15. D-B

    D-B Jedi Youngling

    Dec 5, 2004
    "'re under arrest." - battle droid captain

    "Any help here would be hot." - Jar Jar

    "Well that smells stinkowhiff." - Jar Jar

  16. topgoalscorer_no11

    topgoalscorer_no11 Jedi Master star 3

    Jul 23, 2001
    Wht do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?
  17. BespinJake

    BespinJake Jedi Youngling star 1

    Jun 10, 2002
    "Not for a Sith... This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship."
  18. REALbluelightsaber

    REALbluelightsaber Jedi Youngling star 1

    Dec 11, 2004
    Hey-I thought of more!

    Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi-Wan Kenobi.
    This isn't exactly because of the line itself, but because of the forshadowing of the future.

    Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

    Master don't defy the Council, not again!
    I will do what I must, Obi-Wan.

    You were banished because you were klumsy?
    This is mostly because I love the way he says klumsy!

    Always two there are, no more, no less, a Master and an apprentice.

    I can only protect you. I can't fight a war for you.

    Qui-Gon's defiance I sense in you. Need that, you do not.

    It's a trick. Send no reply. Send no transmission of any kind.
    Just because of Obi-Wan's attitude.

    Alright, that's it. it's all I can think of. Ta!
  19. AndywanCanoli

    AndywanCanoli Jedi Youngling star 1

    Dec 28, 2003
    I agree the "wipe them out, all of them" line gave me the chills. I also love the scene when Maul reveals himself at the palace, and Qui-gon comments "we'll handle this" (it gives the scene much drama for a great fight to come).
  20. DarthMatter

    DarthMatter Jedi Master star 3

    Jul 12, 2004
    "Greed can be a powerful ally", because it is a key to the saga, foreshadowing the machinations of Palpatine to come, as well as Qui-Gon's simple use of others' greed for good. Also, "Your focus determines your reality", because it explains, among other things, the two approaches, by Sidious and Qui-Gon, to greed and power...
  21. Tyranus230

    Tyranus230 Jedi Master star 7

    Feb 16, 2005
    Any line by Sidious.
    At last we will have revenge-Darth Maul.
  22. slobadog

    slobadog Jedi Padawan star 4

    Aug 28, 2002
    Anything said by Capt. Tarpals to Panaka. Which isn't much really but....
  23. AnakinBrego

    AnakinBrego Jedi Youngling star 3

    Jul 15, 2004
    "Wipe them out, all of them!"
  24. angel_of_the_force

    angel_of_the_force Jedi Youngling star 3

    Feb 26, 2005
    "are you an angel?"

    "what yet? moster out there leakin' in here all sinking and no power, when usa thinking wesa in trouble?"

    "de scruni dopot slamo"
    (don't count on it slime ball)

    "it's beautiful, but i don't need this to remember you by."
  25. DamonD

    DamonD Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Nov 22, 2002
    Maybe we need a "Best TPM Lines" contest, like in the AOTC forum...?

    "Master, what's a bongo?"
    "It's a transport...I hope."

    "We would neeeeeever do aaaaanything without the approooooval of the Seeeeenate" :p

    "Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, sir?"
    "Well, no, but I, er...seal the blast doors!"

    "Don't do that again..."

    "What's this?"
    "A local."

    "Our communications disruption can mean only one thing..." *pause, meaningful nod* "...invasion!"
    (It's all about that meaningful nod :D )

    "Mind tricks donna work on me, only monnneyy!"

    "You...could call for a vote of no-confidence in Chancellor Valorum..."

    "The bureaucrats are in charge now."

    TPM, like all the SW films, is damn quotable.
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