Fine, so I'm bored. Post TPM dialogue, with Singlish modifications wherever possible... < > < > < > < > < > "Captain." "What, sir?" "Tell them we want to board the sheeep now." < > < > < > < > < >
"Lepublic cledit, wah kong ai sai." "Buay sai!" "Ai sai." "Wah kah l'ei kong, buay sai! You think what ler is 'Jeli', ah?"
Singlish lah, not Hong Kian. Are we really doing a TPM line-by-line in Singlish? that's fun. must go and get the script.
ROTFLWTIME Line by line would be fun... Where was I? < > < > < > < > < > "Okay, lah sir. With all the deeoo respect, the ambassadoors want to board now." "Yah, yah. Our blockade is leeegal, and we veli happy to reseeve the ambassadoors." "Harlow. I am Tee See Fourteen, at your seeervice. Pleease make yourselves comfortable hor. My masters coming soon." "What? What you say ah?" "I tell you already lah. The ambassadoors are Jedi!" "Now I will call Lord Seedeeous." "You sampat ah?! I dowant to go inside dere with two Jedi! Send the droid lah!" "They used to making us wait so long izzit?" "No lah. I sense a lot of fear for something so small like this trade deespute." < > < > < > < > < > It's hilarious to imagine the Star Wars characters actually speaking these lines...
I assure you that the only people who could do those lines would be us. Now we only need to figure out a way to get GL to do a movie based on those lines and we'll be famous
The Lodd of the Ling - "Wah Lau ah! Why the Ling choose me one? I wish hor, the Ling neber chose me!" "Ler buay sai pass!" "Wah Lau ah, I one person how do to?" "You where got alone one? I len you my sword one..." "...And, hor my bow, ah!" "...Wah ah axe, hor ler yong!"
TPM is Singlish... "I am ruler of the Naboo..." "Oi! Why you scold my mother?!" "No, Naboo..." "Wah lan ah! Neber die before issit?" "????" *Fighting ensures* Crude, but I just had to get it out...
(First post on this board, wah...) Jedi Clare, can play here or not? I'll start small: ----- "Eh, what now?" "This plan is finish olredi, Lord Seeedus. The blockhead is finish olredi. We go against the Jedi, sure kena die one." "Get this bang-sai out of my sight!" ------ How is it so far?
Too much posting at the JC has taken away my ability to start posting in Singlish now...how huh? So pai seh leh...
* I wonder how many English will take offence at the statement * *runs away* *peeps* *comes back* Erm... back to the TPM... here we see Mister Jinn shrugging off Mister Binks. <<<>>>>>> Wahlao! You think you can speak you are so smart huh? <<<<>>>>> Can't remember the next bit of dialogue...
