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SNG TPM...in Singlish

Discussion in 'Asia & Africa General Discussion' started by JediClare, Feb 3, 2002.

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  1. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Fine, so I'm bored.

    Post TPM dialogue, with Singlish modifications wherever possible... :D

    < > < > < > < > < >

    "Captain."

    "What, sir?"

    "Tell them we want to board the sheeep now."

    < > < > < > < > < >

    :D
     
  2. wan-bo-tak

    wan-bo-tak Jedi Padawan star 4

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  3. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Lepublic cledit, wah kong ai sai."

    "Buay sai!"

    "Ai sai."

    "Wah kah l'ei kong, buay sai! You think what ler is 'Jeli', ah?"

    :p
     
  4. hazellukeyang

    hazellukeyang Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Singlish lah, not Hong Kian. :)

    Are we really doing a TPM line-by-line in Singlish? that's fun. must go and get the script. :)
     
  5. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sorry, lah, sister... ;)

    Hokkien buay, sai ah? :p
     
  6. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ROTFLWTIME [face_laugh]

    Line by line would be fun... :D

    Where was I?

    < > < > < > < > < >

    "Okay, lah sir. With all the deeoo respect, the ambassadoors want to board now."

    "Yah, yah. Our blockade is leeegal, and we veli happy to reseeve the ambassadoors."

    "Harlow. I am Tee See Fourteen, at your seeervice. Pleease make yourselves comfortable hor. My masters coming soon."

    "What? What you say ah?"

    "I tell you already lah. The ambassadoors are Jedi!"

    "Now I will call Lord Seedeeous."

    "You sampat ah?! I dowant to go inside dere with two Jedi! Send the droid lah!"

    "They used to making us wait so long izzit?"

    "No lah. I sense a lot of fear for something so small like this trade deespute."

    < > < > < > < > < >

    [face_laugh] It's hilarious to imagine the Star Wars characters actually speaking these lines...
     
  7. Valiowk

    Valiowk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I assure you that the only people who could do those lines would be us. Now we only need to figure out a way to get GL to do a movie based on those lines and we'll be famous ;)
     
  8. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The Lodd of the Ling -

    "Wah Lau ah! Why the Ling choose me one? I wish hor, the Ling neber chose me!"

    "Ler buay sai pass!"

    "Wah Lau ah, I one person how do to?"
    "You where got alone one? I len you my sword one..."
    "...And, hor my bow, ah!"
    "...Wah ah axe, hor ler yong!"

    :D




     
  9. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    < > < > < > < > < >

    "Wesa got gland ahmee. Don't pray pray ah!"

    < > < > < > < > < >

    :D
     
  10. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    TPM is Singlish...

    "I am ruler of the Naboo..."

    "Oi! Why you scold my mother?!"

    "No, Naboo..."

    "Wah lan ah! Neber die before issit?"

    "????"

    *Fighting ensures*

    :D

    Crude, but I just had to get it out...
     
  11. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ::puts on a disgusted face::

    :mad:

    [face_plain]

    :)

    ;)

    :p

    :D

    [face_laugh]
     
  12. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wow, impressive... JediClare has a strong constitution indeed. :p
     
  13. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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  14. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nevermind...
    I auppose in Singlish, it would be,
    "Wah, you very steady one ah!" :p
     
  15. Delight

    Delight Jedi Master star 4

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    (First post on this board, wah...)

    Jedi Clare, can play here or not? :D

    I'll start small:

    -----

    "Eh, what now?"

    "This plan is finish olredi, Lord Seeedus. The blockhead is finish olredi. We go against the Jedi, sure kena die one."

    "Get this bang-sai out of my sight!"

    ------

    How is it so far? :)
     
  16. Jedi_Eclair

    Jedi_Eclair Jedi Youngling

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    <-- Jedi Clare

    LOL! [face_laugh]

    I never knew you were Singaporean...
     
  17. Delight

    Delight Jedi Master star 4

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    (I'm Singaporean in location...)

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    We must Movve fasteeer. Begiin Landeeng the toops!
    ----
     
  18. Valiowk

    Valiowk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Too much posting at the JC has taken away my ability to start posting in Singlish now...how huh? So pai seh leh...
     
  19. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Plactic lah, Valiowk. Plactice make perfect.

    ;)
     
  20. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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  21. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Okay, lah.

    Plaktis.

    ;)
     
  22. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You're England is lousi... ;)
     
  23. Delight

    Delight Jedi Master star 4

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    * I wonder how many English will take offence at the statement *

    *runs away*

    *peeps*

    *comes back*

    Erm... back to the TPM... here we see Mister Jinn shrugging off Mister Binks.

    <<<>>>>>>
    Wahlao! You think you can speak you are so smart huh?
    <<<<>>>>>

    Can't remember the next bit of dialogue...
     
  24. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ah mo cheem cheem one... sia lah, mati lah.
     
  25. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wahlao! You think you can speak you are so smart huh? Siam lah!
     
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