TPM - Line by line

Nute: No need to report that until we have something to report.

 

Jar Jar: Where wesa goin?

 

Qui-Gon: Don't worry, the Force will guide us.

 

Jar Jar: Oh, maxi big da Force! Well that smells stinkoweth!

 

Jar Jar: Ohhh, maxi big da Force. Well that smell stinkawhiff.

 

Obi-Wan: We're losing power.

 

Jar Jar: Wesa dyin' here!

 

Qui-Gon: Just relax, we're not in trouble yet.

 

Jar Jar: What yet? Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin' with no power?? Wenna yousa think wesa in trouble?!?

 

Obi-Wan: Power's back.

 

Jar Jar: MONSTERS!! AAAAH!

 

Qui-Gon: Relax!

 

Obi-Wan: You overdid it..

 

Qui-Gon: Head for that outcropping.

 

Obi-Wancont'd) This is not good!

Note: This was supposed to be posted before that last one. It comes before 'Head for that outcropping.'

 

Wrong line. Where on Earth did you get that from?

Jar Jar: Oh boy...

 

It's from the original uncut script.

 

Don't use the script. Use the movie.

OOM-9: Viceroy, we have captured the queen.

 

Nute: Ahhh...victory!

 

Jar Jar: Ooh, dissen purdy!

 

Sio Bibble: how will you explain this invasion to the senate?

 

Nute-The queen and I will sign a treaty that will legalize our occupation here.

 

Amidala: I will not cooperate.

 

Let's see if I can get this right. Probably not. (sorry ahead of time)

Nute: Now, now, your Highness. You are not going to like what we have in store for your people. In time, their suffering will persuade you to see our point of view. Commander! Process them.

 

Works for me.

OOM-9: Yes sir. Lieutenant, take them to camp four.