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  1. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
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    TRILOGY TO END ALL TRILOGIES


    Before we get started, everyone must learn what is to come by signing up for this game. It is a trilogy. Therefore, you will be asked to play in all three games. These games are thus named:

    Fellowship of the Bus (a.k.a The Fellowship) (Spoof of Lord of the Rings)
    Temple of Bloom (a.k.a The Bloom) (Spoof of Indiana Jones)
    Return of the Tedi (a.k.a The The) (Spoof of Star Wars)

    Another thing that should be noted is that these are SPOOFS and should be funny/random/etc and characters should have exaggerated personalities? Don?t worry if things come off stupid, because that?s what these are all about. Just have fun with it!

    GM: LeiaHair
    Co-GM: DarthTK42-Wan-


    Trilogy to End all Trilogies
    Fellowship of the Bus

    Three Buses for the Swedish-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Russian-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for British Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Antarctica where the Shadows lie,
    One Bus to rule them all, One Bus to find them,
    One Bus to bring them all and in the darkness
    Bind them
    In the Land of Antarctica where the shadows lie.



    It is May 15, 2001, and the weather is amazing at Disney World in California. People from all around the world have come to ride the rides. The line for Pirates of the Caribbean is long, like usual, and many people have rushed to Space Mountain.

    Unbeknownst to people everywhere, a single, yellow bus, has come out of hiding and into the possession of one man. This man, if he knew what he held in his possession, could take over the bus, for his bus was a bus of power. Infact, it was the One Bus to Rule Them All? and it said so on the side of the bus? unfortunately, this man could not read. Not knowing what to do with this bus he had just found, he sends it to his nephew in Los Angeles.

    Now, back at Disney World, a group of people (strangers until this very moment) are forced to form a Fellowship? one that would face all matter of evil and destroy the One Bus To Rule Them All!!! Mwhahahahaha! What?s the catch? Well, all of this fellowship is made up of Celebrities!


    Rules: Typical RPG rules. All characters must be Celebrities. Celebrities from the movies can be used, but not as the characters they play in the movie. In addition, characters do not need to be the same sex as their type. No GOD MODING!!! I?m serious about that!

    All Character Sheets must be sent to LeiaHair for approval.


    Cast of Characters:

    Fellowship Characters (Main Characters)
    Frodo Type
    Sam Type
    Merry Type
    Pippin Type- Kevin Spacey LeiaHair
    Gandalf Type- Haley Joel Osmond DarthTK42-Wan-
    Legolas Type
    Gimli Type
    Aragorn Type
    Boromir Type

    DARK LORD- Sean Connery LeiaHair *Dark sinister laugh*

    You may play as any other type of character from the books/movies? but try to keep them to major characters. Any questions concerning this can be PMed to LeiaHair.


    Character Sheet

    -Name:
    --Type:
    ---Age: (Remember, it?s May 2001? so you?ll have to do some math)
    ----Clothes:
    -----Physical Description: (Feel free to use pictures as well as text)
    ------Movie(s) Famous For:
    --------Personality (For this game):
    ---------SHORT Bio: (If you want, you can just make a link to a web page)
    ----------Why they are at Disney Land:

    Here are my characters (My brother will post his soon):

    -Name: Kevin Spacey
    --Type: Pippin
    ---Age: 41
    ----Clothes: Kaki slacks, floral Hawaiian shirt, ?cool? sun glasses, dark brown dress shoes
    -----Physical Description: [image=http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/4952/KevinSpace_Cohen_9136030_400.jpg]
    ------Movie(s) Famous For: Superman Returns, Beyond the Sea, The Life of David Gale, The Shipping News, K-Pax, Pay it Forward, The Big Kahuna, American Beauty, A Bug?s Life, and many more
    --------Personality (For t/>/>/>/>/>/>
  2. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
    star 4
    Cast of Characters:

    Fellowship Characters (Main Characters)
    Frodo Type
    Sam Type
    Merry Type
    Pippin Type- Kevin Spacey LeiaHair
    Gandalf Type- Haley Joel Osmond DarthTK42-Wan-
    Legolas Type- Chris Rock ShaftWindu54
    Gimli Type
    Aragorn Type- The Rock Master-Korr
    Boromir Type

    DARK LORD- Sean Connery LeiaHair *Dark sinister laugh*


    It's comming great thus far! I'm so excited! Another thing, if you are planing to play either a Gollum type or a Saruman type, I have many plans for you... and so if your characters don't fit my plans, I will let you know. And I'll let you in on the plan after approving. *wink*
  3. SHAFTWINDU54 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 23, 2006
    star 1
    Approved by leiaheir

    Name:Cris Rock
    Type:Legolas
    Age:36
    Clothes:polo shirt, and khaki slacks. Sunglasses
    Physical Description:Short Scrawny Black guy!
    Movie(s) Famous For:Madagascar,Longest Yard, Nurse Betty, Everybody Hates Cris, Down to Earth, Lethal Weapon 4, Pootie Tang
    Personality (For this game):A black man whose concern is for how good his hair looks, that the Black guy doesnt die in the story, and to satisfy his anal retentive concern to not get dirty!! Not to mention a barage of Ratial comments and jokes!(I'll keep it tamed though)
    SHORT Bio: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Rock
    Why they are at Disney Land: Cris was in town for doing a new movie, Robin in the Hood:Men with Glocks. He decided to blow ofvie, Robin in the Hood:Men with Glocks. He decided to blow off some steam by taking a day off and going to Disney land to find out that the One bus to rule them all was taken, he realised action was needed, and if he helped he knew he would become even more rich than he is now, maybe even richer than Oprah.(Not really but at least Tyra Banks rich would be g
  4. Master-Korr Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2004
    star 3

    -Name: The Rock
    --Type: Aragorn
    ---Age: 28
    ----Clothes: really expensive
    -----Physical Description:[image=http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i157/HBK40/03.jpg]
    Movie(s) Famous For: WWE, The Rundown, Doom, Walking Tall, Be Cool, The Scorpion King
    --------Personality (For this game): Arrogant, natrual leader, refers to himself in the third person always. Trash talker
    ---------SHORT Bio: ----------Why they are at Disney Land: celebrating latest world title win
  5. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
    star 4
    Cast of Characters:

    Fellowship Characters (Main Characters)
    Frodo Type
    Sam Type
    Merry Type
    Pippin Type- Kevin Spacey LeiaHair
    Gandalf Type- Haley Joel Osmond DarthTK42-Wan-
    Legolas Type- Chris Rock ShaftWindu54
    Gimli Type
    Aragorn Type- The Rock Master-Korr
    Boromir Type- Chuck Noris Zedd-Vega

    DARK LORD- Sean Connery LeiaHair *Dark sinister laugh*


    Alright, we just need at least three more people... I don't mind playing another character... and y'all can choose another character. Just send me PMs.
  6. Master-Korr Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2004
    star 3
    OOC: Chuck Norris Facts

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries... EVER.


    Chuck Norris once shot down a German Warplane by simply pointing at it and saying "Bang!"
  7. Jango313 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 30, 2002
    star 4
    Chris Walken needs to be in this.
  8. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
    star 4
    Indeed he must, Jango!

    And, Master-Korr, we must save those for the game.... only after I've put in my two cents....

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down


    ... or something....


    Here's what we have so far:

    Fellowship Characters (Main Characters)
    Frodo Type
    Sam Type
    Merry Type
    Pippin Type- Kevin Spacey LeiaHair
    Gandalf Type- Haley Joel Osmond DarthTK42-Wan-
    Legolas Type- Chris Rock ShaftWindu54
    Gimli Type- Christopher Walken Jango313
    Aragorn Type- The Rock Master-Korr
    Boromir Type- Chuck Noris Zedd-Vega

    DARK LORD- Sean Connery LeiaHair *Dark sinister laugh*

    Okay, we need at least three more players, y'all. I can play one more character... but I really wanted more players so that I wasn't playing the majority.

    Everyone's ideas are great! Keep up the good work and crazyness flowing! We're going to start our journy here soon!
  9. slumvillage Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 16, 2005
    star 2
    -Name: Denzel Washington
    --Type: Guess I'll go with Sam
    ---Age: 47
    ----Clothes: white linen shorts, sandals, tropical button up, diamond rolex, diamond bracelet
    -----Physical Description: [image=http://www.filmfodder.com/images/2005_denzel_washington.jpg]
    ------Movie(s) Famous For: Malcolm X, Training Day, John Q, Remember The Titans, He got game, Mo Betta Blues etc.
    --------Personality (For this game): Very cool, Very calm, Very stylish and won't take nothing from anyone.
    ---------SHORT Bio: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denzel_Washington
    ----------Why they are at Disney Land: Vacationing with the family.
  10. Jango313 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 30, 2002
    star 4
    I would like to add, that Chuck Norris never has had a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him. On that note...

    -Name: Christopher Walken
    --Type: Gimli Type
    ---Age: 58
    ----Clothes: Black suit with black tie.
    -----Physical Description: Fly away, sandy colored hair, bizzarre eyes, thin face.
    ------Movie(s) Famous For: Deer Hunter, Pulp Fiction, Annie Hall.
    --------Personality (For this game): Lives in his own world. Acts crazy and strange. He believes everyone is crazy except for himself. Very sadistic and eccentric.
    ---------SHORT Bio: Got his first big break in Annie Hall. Went on to play bizzarre characters. Takes any role when asked. Known for the infamous cowbell skit on SNL
    ----------Why they are at Disney Land: To capture and kill "that damn mouse".
  11. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
    star 4
    Slum I did not approve you. However, I would have had you pm'd me. So you are a pproved. Next person to be unapproved will be stoned in public and beaten with a hearing. That is all.
  12. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
    star 4
    Cast of Characters:

    Fellowship Characters (Main Characters)
    Frodo Type- Jerry Seinfeld RougeAce7
    Sam Type- Denzel Washington Slumvillage
    Merry Type
    Pippin Type- Kevin Spacey LeiaHair
    Gandalf Type- Haley Joel Osmond DarthTK42-Wan-
    Legolas Type- Chris Rock ShaftWindu54
    Gimli Type- Christopher Walken Jango313
    Aragorn Type- The Rock Master-Korr
    Boromir Type- Chuck Norris Zedd-Vega

    Gollum- Tom Hanks LeiaHair
    DARK LORD- Sean Connery LeiaHair *Dark sinister laugh*


    Only one more character to go. Although, I'd really like a Saruman as well... I think we can live without it.

    Openeing post is due by the end of the week... if all goes well.
  13. Master-Korr Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2004
    star 3
    I have a suggestion for Saruman. John Travolta!
  14. RogueAce7 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2004
    star 4
    GM APPROVED!!!

    -Name: Jerry Seinfeld
    --Type: Frodo
    ---Age: 47
    ----Clothes: Shirt and jeans; nothing fancy.
    -----Physical Description: [image=http://www.tvacres.com/images/seinfeld_jerry2.jpg]
    ------Movie(s) Famous For: None, just the 'Seinfeld' show.
    --------Personality (For this game): Goofy, likes to stir up pointless arguments about pointless things.
    ---------SHORT Bio: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld
    ----------Why they are at Disney Land: Something to do.
  15. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
    star 4
    Although John Travolta would be fun as Saruman, our friend Darth-GollumSmeagol has picked Johnny Depp.

    Cast of Characters:

    Fellowship Characters (Main Characters)
    Frodo Type- Jerry Seinfeld RougeAce7
    Sam Type- Denzel Washington Slumvillage
    Merry Type
    Pippin Type- Kevin Spacey LeiaHair
    Gandalf Type- Haley Joel Osmond DarthTK42-Wan-
    Legolas Type- Chris Rock ShaftWindu54
    Gimli Type- Christopher Walken Jango313
    Aragorn Type- The Rock Master-Korr
    Boromir Type- Chuck Norris Zedd-Vega

    Saruman- Johnny Depp DARTH-GOLLUMSMEAGOL
    Gollum- Tom Hanks LeiaHair
    DARK LORD- Sean Connery LeiaHair


    Almost there, everyone. Just looking for a Merry type, then we're ready. If I don't get anyone by friday, then I'll pick someone and start anyway. If we get one before that, we'll start right away.
  16. DARTH_GOLLUMSMEAGOL Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 20, 2003
    star 5
    -Name: Johnny Depp
    --Type: Sauruman type
    ---Age: 37
    ----Clothes: Sandals, Khakis, white button down shirt, not buttoned, Pirate hat, big feather
    -----Physical Description: 5' 10" shoulder length brown hair, Built
    ------Movie(s) Famous For: everything
    --------Personality Captian Jack Sparrow
    ---------SHORT Bio: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000136/bio
    ----------Why they are at Disney Land: to take over the Pirates of the Carrabien ride
  17. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
    star 4
    Oops! I forgot to post my Character sheet for Tom Hanks.

    Character Sheet

    -Name: Tom Hanks
    --Type: Gollum
    ---Age: 44
    ----Clothes: A simple leather loin cloth, crazy long hair
    -----Physical Description: [image=http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0162222/5.jpg]
    ------Movie(s) Famous For: Way to many to list
    --------Personality (For this game): Obeys every word Johnny Depp (Sauruman) says, is crazy about the One Bus, has two personalities... Tom and TOM HANKS.....
    ---------SHORT Bio: Tom Hanks
    ----------Why they are at Disney Land: To help Johnny Depp take over the Pirates of the Carribean ride... and to keep a sharp eye out for the bus.
  18. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
    star 4
    OOC: Okay, openeing post will be up around 6:00 pm CST tomorrow night.


    I STILL NEED CHARACTER SHEETS POSTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

    Zedd-Vega for Chuck Norris
    DarthTK42-WAN- for Haley Joel Osmont

    I also still need someone to play Merry!!!! Anyone can still join!! Just PM me!!! Otherwise I'll come up with the last player.

    I'm so excited, and I hope y'all are too!

    Also, ShaftWindu has agreed to be the Co-GM because my brother, who has become very busy, has decided not to help out... offically. Just so everyone knows!
  19. Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2003
    star 5
    Sorry for the wait, had some RL issues to deal with.

    -Name: Chuck Norris
    --Type: Boromir Type
    ---Age: 62
    ----Clothes: Black T-Shirt, Blue Jeans, Cowboy Boots
    -----Physical Description:
    [image=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/81/ChuckNorris.jpg/300px-ChuckNorris.jpg]
    ------Movie(s) Famous For: Way of the Dragon, Lone Wolf McQuade, Missing in Action, The Delta Force
    --------Personality (For this game): Stern, strict, helpful when needed
    ---------SHORT Bio: Chuck Norris
    ----------Why they are at Disney Land: They were filming a new season of Walker Texas Ranger in California and Chuck finally caught a break before filming.
  20. Reynar_Tedros Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 3, 2006
    star 6
    Sorry, I can't resist:

    Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  21. ChuckNorris Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2006
  22. DarthTK42-Wan- Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 14, 2003
    star 1
    -Name: Haley Joel Osment
    --Type: Gandalf Type
    ---Age: 13
    ----Clothes: Huge Hat and a cape that is far too big
    -----Physical Description: [image=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Movie_i_see_dead_people.jpg/250px-Movie_i_see_dead_people.jpg]

    ------Movie(s) Famous For: Sixth Sense, Signs
    --------Personality (For this game): The "Mature" one of the group mostly...
    ---------SHORT Bio: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haley_Joel_Osment
    ----------Why they are at Disney Land: Cause he always wants to be a little boy and have fun... wait no thats peter pan nevermind
  23. LeiaHair Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2003
    star 4
    Don't worry about it, Zedd... it's all good.

    Hey, Jimmy... Haley Joel Osmont wasn't in signs... was he? Forest Gump, yes... but not Signs....


    Cast of Characters:

    Fellowship Characters (Main Characters)
    Frodo Type- Jerry Seinfeld RougeAce7
    Sam Type- Denzel Washington Slumvillage
    Merry Type- Harrison Ford Jango313
    Pippin Type- Kevin Spacey LeiaHair
    Gandalf Type- Haley Joel Osmond DarthTK42-Wan-
    Legolas Type- Chris Rock ShaftWindu54
    Gimli Type- Christopher Walken Jango313
    Aragorn Type- The Rock Master-Korr
    Boromir Type- Chuck Norris Zedd-Vega

    Saruman- Johnny Depp DARTH-GOLLUMSMEAGOL
    Gollum- Tom Hanks LeiaHair
    DARK LORD- Sean Connery LeiaHair *Dark sinister laugh*


    Opening post will be up tomorrow! Be ready! And thank you Jango for picking Harrsion, the man I was going to pick for the job. Great minds think alike!!!

    NOTE:Anyone who still wants to join, may... PM me.
  24. Jango313 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 30, 2002
    star 4
    -Name: Harrison Ford
    --Type: Merry
    ---Age: 59
    ----Clothes: Indiana Jones attire
    -----Physical Description: I think you all know.
    ------Movie(s) Famous For: Star Wars, Indiana Jones
    --------Personality (For this game): A bizzare mix of all of his characters. Convinced that he has in fact played a hobbit in the LOTR movies. Gets angry when corrected that he has never been in a LOTR film.
    ---------SHORT Bio: First appeared in American Graffiti, made it big in Star Wars as Han Solo.
    ----------Why they are at Disney Land: Looking for the sacred artifact inside the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
  25. RogueAce7 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2004
    star 4
    Hey! It's RoGUE! Not Rouge!


    That's like the Seinfeld episode where the reporter thinks Jerry and George are gay. :p

    I dunno.
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