JCC Trump Left (Was: If Trump wins)

I wish I could like this more.

 

Have never been so grateful for that 15,000 mile moat called the Pacific Ocean.

 

I think I get to be head admin now. That's how this works, right?

 

It's funny how you think you want it right now because I'm starting to think my joke a few pages back is a good way out.

 

Haha no I don't want it. Do I seem like I take well to responsibility? I dont

 

Ghost, go smash your router, and never replace it.

 

The meme has been going around for months. Used to be funny. Still an exaggeration, but it gets it point across about Russia/NATO under Trump.

 

Did I stutter?

 

You know, now would be a good time to tone-it down.

 

Change the thread title plz Ramza

 

Hillary wins Maine, fwiw(=0), but Trump gets 1 EV.

edit: wrong thread

 

they're all the wrong thread, Ghost

 

I will if you stop ****-posting.

 

Ender, maybe piss off?

Seriously, lay off Ghost for, like, the rest of the year. I mean, yeah, it was kinda funny when you told him to smash his router. I admit, I laughed. But It's crossed the line from playful teasing to just harassment. You and RT give him way too much ****, and it's tiresome. I don't like seeing a genuinely polite and earnest poster get treated like ****. If no one else will say it, if no one else will stick up for him, I will.

Yes, yes, Ghost does a lot empty posting. Not everyone can be as awesome and learned as you, Ender.

You don't get to pick on him, endlessly, because you think his posting isn't up to your standard. At some point you should accept him as he is, because he's definitely not hurting anyone. I mean, sometimes his posts are so awkward that I kinda feel bad, but that's not any actual harm. Plus, he does make good contributions to this place, and at the very least he keeps a lazy person like me informed by posting news for me.

 

The idea for this thread was you go "If Trump wins, - joke -".
So now we should really be able to come up with jokes that start with "Trump won".
But are we that funny?

 

fair enough, for my part

can i still do the office space gags when he posts aggregate summaries? i like those gags and i think they're pretty light-hearted

 

Trump won
This is a haiku I think
Forgot how to count


Wait! If I don't know how to count, does that mean I can say Trump really lost, and people who tell us otherwise are just doing that stupid elitist "math" thing?

 

what is it with the haikus?!

 

Trump won and now I know the Russian word for leader is the disappointing cognate Лидер.

 

I dunno, Diggy kept saying "haiku" earlier in the day, so I figured he wanted haikus.

 

Sing it with me.
Trump won, Hillary's on the run
America is great again, Wall Street's already gone

 

I'm already seeing negative market headlines.