Phx TSL and IA's Kegger - Come join the parté to Phoenix Force's 10,000 post marker!

yeah baby! You are now assimilated into Talon Squad. Prepare for next mission or get your butts to the brig, pronto!

 

I'm really loving this forum, but it's damn hard to keep up with! I check an assortment of boards daily, and this is one of the higher paced boards, but that's a good thing. 10,000 here we come!

 

H-90 is our enforcer. You don't want to mess with H-90...

 

10,000? Never, go for 20,000. IA and I can break 1,000 in nothing flat.

 

Somebody make me a VIP so I can post more than once per minute.

 

H-90 would kick you in the head for requesting to break protocol like that...

 

lol...Hey, I'm not an officer anymore. Resigned my commission, remember? So I'll tell you, sir, what you can do with your protocol...

 

Ban you with it?

 

LOL!!

Y'mean I'm allowed to post more than once per minute?

Can I type that fast? ?

 

Man, I need mod powers so bad...

**ban button happy**

 

Hey wow - check that - two posts in one minute. Woohoo!

 

//cracks knuckles// I can. I hit several "ERROR: Only one post per minute." warnings this afternoon.

 

Once you are a mod, the thrill of banning goes away quickly. The paperwork is killer, the unban requests are loads of lies and accusations, and everybody looks up to you with such glares and whispers. So soon your just sliding off letting people go as long as they provide you with enough donuts to sustain your body till the next time they slack off.

 

I noticed. How do you read that fast? I guess I'm just to leisurely when it comes to reading the threads.

 

hmmm... **considers** Okay, nevermind. I don't wanna be a mod. I just want Ban button priveleges.

 

Watch this:

 

I poooooooooostttttttttted so fast I bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred the teeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxt.

 

IA! He's gone... PLAID!!!

 

Man, where is everybody tonight?

 

Lurking. They're afraid.

I would be too.

 

Why? We only need three people to partay.

 

A-wing jockeys...Bah! Think it's all about speed.

 

N-no, TSL - that's par-té. Gotta do it handmaiden style.

 

One person to get the keg. One to get the food. One to drive. We need no more people to get a party started. Go, go, go!

 

Now I'm not even sure who is replying to which post. I'm so confused!

Error: Only 1 message post per minute is allowed. Bite me.