Twas the night before Christmas,

and all through York/Lancaster, I couldn't find one place with decent sushi!!!!

So that means, y'all are invited to share the holiday spirit of sharing, giving, and dead sea creatures with the Philadelphia Fan Force.

The specific information can be found at this thread:

http://boards.theforce.net/Philadelphia,_PA/b10618/17680443/?12

We know it's a hike for you, but how could you refuse the chance to win a calender of me with a sheep dressed as Han Solo?

 

A sheep dressed as Han Solo? Wow Joe, you've really lost it.


We formall invite you all to join us in enjoying sushi and good times in downtown Philly. It'll be a great time and we hope to see some of you there.


And sushi is not gross, try it and you'll be hooked.

 

As much as I'd love to gag while watching ya'll possibly get worms, salmonella, or other disease, but I'm taking my wife out for our sixth anniversary that night.

 

No, Steph, what's scarier was that he was saying that he was going to dress a sheep up as Han!

And thanks!

 

Han Solo? Sheep? Sushi? This sounds like the Katana fleet accident waiting to happen again.

 

Either that or a one-way ticket to the local detention block!

 

I just want to say for the record that I officially declare war on York/Lancaster.

You shall pay for your indescretions & foul comments!!!!

Henrietta (my sheep) deserves better than that.

You guys are Amish? You know what I'm sayin'?

Just kidding.

Get yer butts down here so Herb and I can lap dance all of you. How could you resist us?

Here's our promo pic:

[image=http://www.msu.edu/~couilla6/ninja/Untitled45.jpg]
I look soooo Haawwwwt in a tie. Herb should stand on a phone book or something. Friggin' cowboy yoda!!!

 

Get yer butts down here so Herb and I can lap dance all of you.

Here's a peek at the costumes they like to wear.


[image=http://www.imageout.org/legacy/1998/images/ambiguously_gay_duo_5_1.jpg]

 

Dave should I ready the clones?

Well there is no time to wait so PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!
Time to break out the old lightsaber, I thought I would never have to use this.

 

Naw, save the clones for something worth a modicum of intelligence.

Release the MASSIFFS!!

 

What's with the jokes about Joe and I being together? Tim you're getting out of hand with these.


Yes come and join us, I promise that I won't whip Tim...too hard.

 

Well, Herb, if the spandex costume fits...

And we aren't for exhibitions of whipping, but you do what you want behind closed doors...

 

I just want to clarify things lest anyone gets the wrong idea.

Herb, I hate you. You can't dance and you have a terrible singing voice.

Tim, I hate you more because you're secret love for sheep clouds your judgement and forces you to post comics of you and your "special friend".

Dave, the massiffs joke was bad. Please smack yourself in the head repeatedly.

Scott, I have no idea what the hell you were talking about. Please smack yourself until I can figure it out.

Steph, just stand there. Maybe arch your back a little. Yeah, perfect!!

Now, stop squabbling and figure out what you're gonna have at the Philly Fan Force sushi night!!

If y'all can make it down to our soiree', it would be great!!!

 

Herb, I hate you. You can't dance and you have a terrible singing voice.

It's not like you're much better Joe.


Yes, as he said in the last part, we hope to see some of you at our sushi night next Friday night to celebrate the holidays and just to hang out.

 

Excellent!