Twinky's all purpose Insane Asylem for brits!

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  1. Tiniwiel_Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    I wouldn't do that if I were you!

    *the cage is electrocuted*

    OK,lets pock Livi with sticks,forst one to make her scream gets a pie!

    *pokes Livi with a stick*
  2. Moylesy Jedi Padawan

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    //crashes van through Security Fence.

    Oh dear.

    //Van door falls off to reveal cargo of razor blades.

    Oh dear, oh dear.

    //surveys approaching lunatics.

    Oh ****!

  3. Tiniwiel_Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    *looks at razor blades*

    I have a bad feeling about this!
  4. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan

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    *Drags Moylesy out of van and jumps in and slams it into reverse, reverses back out onto the road, handbrake turns it, slams it into 1st gear and escapes into the night boxes of razorblades falling out of the back as she goes* [face_devil]

    MUAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMM!!!!! [face_laugh]
  5. Livi-Wan Jedi Master

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    *dodges stick*
    Twinkybelle, what IS it with you and sticks?
    *Hums 'the song'*
    Oh my merry ME-EN!
    Shall I put the lyrics round here?
  6. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    lol @ Moylesy [face_laugh]

    Hey, how come Livi gets to call Twinky 'Twinkybelle', and when i did it i got threatend?? :(

    Bah!!!

    //Sulks...

    People leave because of this.
  7. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan

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  8. Livi-Wan Jedi Master

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    Sssh.....Twinkybelle dearest hasn't caught on yet......
  9. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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  10. Tiniwiel_Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    *starts chocking Livi*

    Don't call me Twinkybelle!

    Yoshee,I'm sorry for not giving you a cookie,have a pie!

    *thros Yoshee a pie*
  11. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Hey, thanks Twinky!! :D

    What's in it though?? [face_plain]
  12. Livi-Wan Jedi Master

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    You *gak* Don't wantto *wheeze*
    Know....
  13. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    :eek: :eek:

    //Chucks pie out of thread....
  14. Tiniwiel_Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    LIVI!!!!!

    It was an oreo pie Yoshee,full of chocolatey and creamy and cookie goodness!

    *winks*
  15. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Oh right....

    //Picks up pie off floor and carries on eating...

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [face_love]
  16. Sebulba_Sloan RSA Alumni

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    Are you in the know about Cheerios?

    Well, are you :D
  17. Tiniwiel_Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    *backs away from Sebulba_Sloan*
  18. Livi-Wan Jedi Master

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    Gak...is not....oreos....is...wheeze....blurk....other thing....from cat......
  19. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Ok, now Livi's making want to hurl. :(

    //Throws up in hat....
  20. Livi-Wan Jedi Master

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    Okay, now Livi's making me want to hurl
    Wheeze...usually....have....that...effect on...people...Geez Twinky...gak....how long does it....take...to choke me?
  21. Tiniwiel_Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    Oh Livi....

    *holds up a copy of Macbeth*

    Look upon thy doom and shiver,evil fiend!!!!
  22. Livi-Wan Jedi Master

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    *breaks off from choke*
    *cowers in terror and sniffs hands*
    Yet here's the smell of the ink still....what, will these hands ne'er be clean? Out, darn test! Out I say! One, two. Why, then tis time to do't. The hall was murky....Fie, my friend, fie, a year nine, and afeared?
    *starts rubbing hands obsessivley*
  23. Tiniwiel_Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    I knew that would work!

    *the Imperial march plays on a harmonica*

    That'll do Sam!

    *Sam Gamgee walks out from behind a screen,holding a harmonica,smiles and nods*

    "Thank ya mistress Twinky!"

    *Sam leaves*

    Ah hobbit labour,cheap and effective!
  24. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Ooooh this post makes Twinky level with Livi's thread. :D

    //Kicks a hobbit on way out of thread....

    [face_devil]
  25. Tiniwiel_Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    It's a battle of the......well,not minds really!

    ummm......

    Battle of the.......uh......this shouldn't be this hard.........umm......
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