Twisted Christmas Carols

Hello everyone, as it is the fesive year i thought i'd make a thread like this, all you have to do is just ost your own version of a Christmas Carol, it can be anything from Jingle Bells to Good King Wencaslas, It dosen't have to be Star Wars related but if you want it to that woud be intresting to read.

Have Fun, and Merry Christmas.

 

Away In a Manger

Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little baby Jesus
Crying silently in his head

The mummy looked down
And saw him awake
Told him it was christmas
And he was a cake


I think you all know my version of the 12 days of christmas. Its too long to write out again.

 

not even funny

 

Welcome to the boards

 

Thanks for the enthusiasum.(Take note of my sarcastic tone).

Who are you anyway?

 

By the look at his sig, I'd say another Scot.

They do seem to enjoy starting arguments around here don't they?

I thought it wasn't too bad. Not Star Wars themed, but not bad.

 

not another scot - its me failed_i_have


lol

 

Oh no, not you again. I thought we told you not to start anymore arguments!

Welshguy...I will try and think up a SW themed Away in a Manger.

 

i just gave my opinion i was not trying to start an arguement

 

Alright then, if you say so...

 

thats right i do say so

 

I thought you were banned?

I know it's Christmas and all, but it's still against the rules to post when your banned, even if it is under a new username.

Anyway, I look forward to reading some SW themed Christmas carols. I'm way to lazy to think of any myself.

 

Makes a change


Joking aside and with it being Christmas etc...


I think we should offer an olive branch of friendship to Jedi_Patter (Failed_I_Have) and give him a chance to become part of our online community (Provided pointless insults desist) the more members we have on the boards the better and altghough he may have caused us problems in the past I am prepared to let these fly if he is prepared to actually try and become part of the community.

 

My thanks to Master Fat-Burt. I am willing to stop being an idiot and join the community around here. I will also apologise for doing nothing but flame and insult over the last month or two.

 

Apology accepted from me.


I'm off to join the rest of my family with it being Christmas etc...

Lets hope the rest of the board is prepared to be magnanimous and accept the apology as well.


I'd suggext not using the failed_I_have signon when it's ban expires though just to be safe for yourself.


Welcome to the boards and may this visit be less fraught with problems.

 

Cheers for the welcome.

 

Nice of you to apologise, Jedi_Patter/Failed_I_Have, unfortunately, you posted with a sock whilst banned and this automatically doubles your ban length.

 

How many socks does he have lol??!!! Some pink ones for Christmas I am guessing.

Ninja, please keep making more of these things

 

Here's one though I can't accept ownership for penning it:

The Twelve Cat-days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
When I brought home my tree,
My 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the second day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the third day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
11 broken branches,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
I looked at my poor tree,
12 cats a-climbing,
11 broken branches,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me!