Saga Two-Onebee : Response to Write/Rewrite Challenge (Luke & Leia)

Title: Two-Onebee
Author: Jedi-Lover
Era: Saga: Original Trilogy
Challenge: The Official Write/Rewrite Challenge: New Challenge posted 2/8/12 :
Take only one scene from the original trilogy--preferably one of your favorites--and write it from a unique point of view.

Author note: I have no idea why this popped into my head.

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Hoth, Echo Base
Base Infirmary
Medical Droid on call: Two-Onebee

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PATIENT: Luke Skywalker.
The patient was seen by Two-Onebee at approximately 1045 hours standard time.

CHIEF COMPLAINT: Lacerations and crushed mandible sustained in Wompa attack. Hypothermia, mild frostbite of fingers, contact dermatitis on face and hands most likely resulting from exposure to tauntaun caustic stomach fluids.

HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS: The patient is a 22-year-old male admitted to infirmary in a semi-conscious and delirious state. When asked to describe his pain on a scale of 1 to 10 the patient responded with ?Ben!? Two-Onebee assumes the patient?s broken jawbone resulted in an inability to talk clearly. Two-Onebee translated his response as ?Ten? and administered 500ccs of pain reliever quickly rendering the patient unconscious. The patient had no other complaints at that time.

PAST MEDICAL HISTORY: The patient has no past complaints of Wompa attacks on record.

PHYSICAL EXAMINATION:
VITAL SIGNS: Blood pressure 136/76, pulse 54, respirations 19, temperature 95.5.

GENERAL: The patient is a very well-developed, well-nourished white male.

EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT COURSE: The patient had an uncomplicated emergency department course. The patient received a 12-hour emersion in bacta. Upon completion of bacta emersion patient had no further complaints and stated he felt much better shortly thereafter. Blood samples were taken for routine testing.

AFTERCARE AND DISPOSITION: The patient was placed in recovery room and allowed visitors. He recognized his first three visitors: Princess Leia Organa, Han Solo and Chewbacca. Patient appears to have full memory recovery and cognitive abilities. The only significant variation in patient?s blood pressure and heartbeat occurred when Princess Organa provided the patient with an open mouth kiss. One curious aspect to the above mentioned interaction is patient?s DNA profile is very similar to the DNA profile on file for Princess Organa. Two-Onebee estimates the probability of siblingship between Patient and Princess is above 90%. This type of interaction between siblings is usually deemed objectionable among humans, but Two-Onebee?s research on consanguinity regulations show huge variations in laws between various planets?especially among royal families.

Patient released with no medical restrictions.

 

I loved your funny take on a rather serious scene in the OT. I love reading from the POV of droids. Well done

 

I just left a comment on your LJ, but that was a comment on your concerns.

I love this. So original to see it done from Two-OneBee's POV!

 

LOLOL!!! Toooooo funny, girl. I love it!! Such a creative response to the challenge!

 

Droids' POVs are so much fun.

 

That was a very unique and refreshing peek at Luke's treatment.

I especially loved Two-Onebee's observations.


Great response to the challenge

 

Loved that droid and his witty remarks about his patient and the DNA profile

 

As someone who has seen too many of these forms in RL, this was a very fun twist. I grinned at the medical-ese speak. Fun viggie!

 

PAST MEDICAL HISTORY: The patient has no past complaints of Wompa attacks on record.

ROFL!

GENERAL: The patient is a very well-developed, well-nourished white male.

Oh, yes he is!

Very nice, JL!

 

Oh, JL! YOu could do a droid centric diary too. Preferably commentary on Luke's - erm, chaotic love life and obliviousness when it comes to certain jade-eyed goddesses of love

Woohoo! Too great of a response to the rewrite challenge!

(Mara could so rib him up one side and down the other) rofl!!!!!

 

When asked to describe his pain on a scale of 1 to 10 the patient responded with ?Ben!? Two-Onebee assumes the patient?s broken jawbone resulted in an inability to talk clearly. Two-Onebee translated his response as ?Ten? and administered 500ccs of pain reliever quickly rendering the patient unconscious. The patient had no other complaints at that time.

I'd certainly think so.

How original and entertaining! Very enjoyable.

 

PAST MEDICAL HISTORY: The patient has no past complaints of Wompa attacks on record.

Toooo funny! This is a hoot. Thanks for such an entertaining insight into what's clearly the most awkward scene in the whole series.

 

I love it!!! It's so funny.

 

Brilliant!!!

 

Oh, this is hillarious! The translation of 'Ben!' to 'Ten' is pure comedy gold.

And the commentary on The Kiss....

 

Couldn't go by without reading this one. I'm so glad I read it. Original, well-thought out, funny and interesting to boot.

 

I am sorry I have not replied to all these wonderful reviews. Before the move I usually only ventured into the BEYOND board, so I wouldn't see the reviews for this fic and then after the move I forgot all about this...until I saw J_Girl's review. Thank you very much everybody. I really appreciate the kind reviews. I never found out who won the colors for the write/rewrite challenge. I hope they start up the challenge again. I liked writing things I wouldn't normally write. I pretty much stick to L/M fluff/angst/romance/bootknocking if I am not challenged to write something else.
Thanks again!