JCC Two surgeries at the same time....

I want a call from Pete.....


Maybe a "4:00am, meet-me-behind-the-dumpster" kind of call....hint hint hint.

 

every time i see this thread title i think "two surgeries, one cup" ...

 

Produce a 3 foot long performing turd and I'll be all yours, honeybunch

In the meantime, I'll be stocking my alchemist's outhouse with some fresh stationery and a bumper-economy-Jimmy-Tarbuck-industrial-sized crate of stool softeners ready for some Rigorous and Possibly Ground-Breaking Research.

Glad you're feeling a little better, Harpuah. Take care of yourself

edit:

lol

 

you can't proclaim yourself queen of meanish comments.


loser.

 

That's as may be, but I declare Harpuah the Archmage of Enormous Pewps and Grand Wazir of Stool Softening.

 

pete.. start a thread bestowing names/titles on people.. please.

 

This is a dastardly plot to deprive me of sleep, isn't it

However, since you asked so nicely...

 

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/starrless/toillustrate/fishtrap.jpg]


... i mean.. YAY!

 

I feel like I've been stitched up like a kipper, but I like your new sig

Now... wasn't this thread about Mecha Harpuah and her Magical Poop

I feel lost on these boards without Malkie's fanatical dedication to thread-relevance

 

We neutered Malkie years ago.

 

to be fair it was his choice.

 

Whether to keep your balls or not, much like obesity, is a choice. [union_jack]

Soooo... anyway, I had to get a good friend to take me grocery shopping, because I am incapable of carrying groceries for a while, and I got it done at the right time... there is snow dumping on us now... supposed to be -12 tonight. This makes me feel much better about taking it easy. There's something awesome about being snowed in.

 

I'm sorry I'm just now getting to this thread, but I hope you get better soon!!!!

 

*hugs* I'm glad to read you are doing well after the surgery and hope you have a speedy recovery.

 

I'm ****ing banning the whole lot of you hippie wannabes.

 

For... what?

 

wannabes?

 

Peace, man.

 

Glad you're doing well.

 

Thanks Jazib, and happy belated birthday.

Last night's activity... my son got this bizarre gun thing for x-mas (from my landlady... I wouldn't buy him a gun, myself). It's a machine / air gun thing, that fires spongy "bullets," with suction tips. Last night, at two am, my son got to film me shooting at random politicians on the television.... he titled it, "The Awesome Mom."

Tonight, we're being a little more productive... I got him a couple of Smithsonian kits, one is a crystal growing kit, and the other is a volcano building kit... the crystals will take a few days, but I'll post pics of the volcano when it's finished.

 

You say it's minus 12 out, which is a good thing. When my butt was hurting, the snow was very helpful cos when i went for a poo, i couldnt feel it. So drag your lady parts through snow and make em all numb, you'll be much better straight away.

anyway get well soon and i hope your feeling better.

 

When was your butt hurting, and why?

 

it's been hurting for like months, dunno. cba to go to the doctor's.

anyway this thread isn't about me, i was just passing on the advice; freeze your tuppence.

 

Happy birthday to you as well, Ossy.