~~~~~Two wild Yahoo! News stories~~~~~

From Yahoo! News:

Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

Wed Mar 9, 9:08 PM ET


COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.



They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.


The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.


The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.


The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.


The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."


School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

 

Here's another wild story from Yahoo! News:

Ex-Dentist May Face Charges in Semen Case

Tue Mar 8, 5:46 PM ET


CHARLOTTE, N.C. - A lawyer for a former dentist accused of squirting semen into the mouths of female patients expects a grand jury to charge his client as early as next week.



Defense lawyer George Laughrun said he expects misdemeanor counts of assault on a female against Dr. John Hall to go to the Mecklenburg County grand jury Monday. Mecklenburg Assistant District Attorney David Maloney confirmed to The Charlotte Observer that he plans to submit seven counts to the grand jury.


Hall, 44, has denied the allegations, but could face up to 120 days in prison if convicted on the charges.


Until August, when the N.C. Board of Dental Examiners revoked his license, Hall practiced in Cornelius, a suburb north of Charlotte.


At the hearing, former patients testified that Hall squirted a foul-tasting substance from a syringe into their mouths. In all, Hall was accused of injecting semen into the mouths of six female patients.


In testimony before the dental board, Hall denied the allegations.


"I have never injected semen in any patient's mouth," he said. "I never would. I've got a 10-year-old daughter. That whole concept is so beyond me."


Police searched Hall's office and confiscated syringes after several employees said they were suspicious of the dentist's behavior. DNA tests on the syringes later showed they contained Hall's semen.


Hall said he was collecting his semen to track the side effects of a hair-growth drug. Potential side effects of the drug include low sperm count and diminished semen.


One of Hall's alleged victims, a 38-year-old woman from Cornelius, told The Observer she was glad he will face criminal charges, although she wishes they were more severe.


"I know the prosecutors' hands are tied," she said. What Hall is accused of doing, she said, is "so sleazy and disgusting it doesn't fit under any type of law."

 

Both are ****** up, but for me, the second story beats the other by a hair in terms of sheer ******upness. I'm not sure why that is...

 

Ha... Funny how nobody here in Charlotte's mentioned that.

Sickening.


~ James

 

Wrong, but;

Semen is indeed the seed of life itself. Some people simply do not know how to deliver it in a proper manner. More sexuall education is needed in our education system.

I'm Jack1138 and I take this opprotunity to announce my candidacy for President of the United States in 2008.

 

That story left a bad taste in everyone's mouth.

 

ha

I rememebr hearing about the dentist one ages ago when it was brand new, on the radio. So so so so gross

I knew a girl in 8th grade that took a pad and extracted menstrual blood from it and put it into cookies, which she gave to a friend of mine (male) who ate them. She thought it would make him fall in love with her. I don't think he ever found out either. Ewwww.

 

Semen-Frosted Brownies

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Hall practiced in Cornelius, a suburb north of Charlotte.

Says it all really.

 

That is possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Respect.

What is it with weird semen stories lately? These, the woman keeping semen and slapping a guy with a paternity suit years later...

 

Mestrual Blood voodoo?

No, no. She's supposed to bury a frog in her garden with a red ribbon under a full moon. Don't you silly girls know anything?