Types of Boyfriends

1. MR. NICE GUY

"My love, I don't want to ever, ever hurt you. If something I say or do hurts you even the slightest, let me know and I'll never do it again!"

"Darling, let's get away from it all. Let's go to [insert fabulous vacation spot]."

Also known as: Wow, Unique, Priceless

(+) Advantages: Sweet, Kind, Thoughtful,

(-) Disadvantages: He is nearly always already taken. This gem is the hardest to find in the world and you must hunt across the continent to find him. (you know who you are, Mark, Zaphod, etc.
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2. INSENSITIVE

"Huh? Yeah I guess so."
He says without even looking at you after you've spent hours making yourself look as beautiful as humanly possible (without plastic-surgery) JUST FOR HIM!

Also known as: Trickster, Changling, Fake

(+) Advantages: Will be very sweet and dreamy until....

(-) Disadvantages: When he's got you, he'll never think about you again, because he's already got you.

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3. OLD MAN

(+) Advantages: Pays a lot of attention to you and offers you many delightful things.

(-) Disadvantages: Wants you to pay a lot of attention to him.
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4. WHINER

"Oh: My head. My runny nose! My hacking cough! My sore throat!"

"How can you have no symapthy for me?! I've just had surgery on my elbow. *You* wouldn't be able to tolerate this kind of pain!"

Woman's response: "Oh yeah? How do you think women feel during *child-birth*?"

Also known as: Sickly, Wimpy, Pathetic

(+) Advantages: Give him chicken soup and he'll adore you for taking care of him.

(-) Disadvantages: May be Contagious, and may learn to over dramatise in order to get more of that pampering.
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5. THE SCROOGE

"We don't have the money for you to buy that dress!"

"Hey, *I* earned this money! I can buy a new [insert extremely expensive and un-nesessary - sport, hunting, fishing, etc. equipment]."

Also known as: Hog, Selfish,

(+) Advantages: He ususally makes enough money that he won't notice if you don't return the dress.

(-) Disadvantages: He wastes more money on himself than you'd ever even dream of spending for yourself.
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6. WILD MAN

"I will stand on the resturant table and sing my love for you in front of everyone!"

"Come on! Don't you want to be able to say that you've [insert extremely dangerous. but thrilling activity] done that?"

Also known as: Unfaithful, Two-timer, and many other un-speakable words

(+) Advantages: extremely charming and will sweep you off your feet.

(-) Disadvantages: Unreliable and will dump you after he gets what he wants.
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7. SPORTS ADDICT

"Not now dear, I'm watching the game."

"Get me another beer, hon. And some more pizza."

Also known as: Slave Driver, Un-Loving and Cruel

(+) Advantages: Won't notice when you and your friends go out for fun while he is glued to the tv.

(-) Disadvantages: When forced to choose between tickets to the big game and you in a negligee, he'll choose the tickets without a thought..

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8.. DREAMGUY

"What can do to help? Let me take you out to dinner tonight?"

"I don't need Playboy magazine. I've got you!"

Also known as: Mr. Right, Perfect, Sweetheart

(+) Advantages: Funny, very intelligent, uninhibited

(-) Disadvantages: Needs training to become Dreamguy. It ain't natural. (btw, this is my father and my grandmother is the one who trained him. Mom has a treasure and she knows it. I wish Dad would find me a guy like him, or train whoever I get for me. ;-) )
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Okay, boys. Remember! None of us girls took offense to Darth Mischievous' Types of Girlfriends thread. *rolleyes.gif*

;-D btw padawan lunetta helped!

 

LOL, figures that a Luney helped in the creation of this list.

Awww, you want to hunt across a continent to find me, or someone like me. ;-)

 

I'm a combination of 1,3,4, and 8.

 

Another mirror thread......I like it.

 

Given a choice, I'd pick the guy who likes sports, pizza, and beer.

 

I think you forgot:
Disadvantages of MR NICE GUY - May not think og him "like that" until its too late you've screwed your life up and ruined him for every other woman on the planet.

No I'm not bitter

 

You guys forgot

9. The GAMER


I'll let you guys compile it =)

 

Red Alert!!!! Another parody thread AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I'm a reliable Mr. Perfect, by the way.

 

You forgot the fool.

 

And the clown.

 

I'm single.

I like Nintendo, Star Wars, WWII (some of it), Doctor Who, and long walks along the beach at midnight.

 

I've been divorced 3 times.

I like inappropriate videos, Star Wars, Arthur C. Clarke's books, Stanley Kubrick's films, film scores, booze and clock radios.

I'm such a freak!

 

:-D

I knew there would be a counterpart thread that would arise soon. Good work Julie!

LOL

I'm a combination of 1, 3, 4 & 8.

 

lunetta should be posting some more types soon.

 

I'm single, 21, plays basketball, loves movies, and has a lot of ambitions. That's all you need to know!

 

i'm not picky... i'll take either a 1 or an 8

 

Heh, not picky indeed.

 

i'd also take one of these:

9. THE NERD

"i'll be there as soon as i beat this level dear..."

"so, what do you think about microsoft's recent anti-linux advertisement in the german magazine?"

Also known as: Hax0r, Comp Sci Major, Geek

(+) Advantages: One day he may just end up being the next Bill Gates, and in the mean time he can fix your computer for free. He'll also never cheat on you with a real woman.

(-) Disadvantages: When they fix your computer, they'll try to tell you how it works better. Don't even try talking to them when they're playing Quake or Diablo, and you should probably know the dates of hardware and software releases. Make sure you don't plan anything around these dates. They may cheat on you with digital or animated women.

 

You forgot:

The Stalker

The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

The Moron

The Post-Count Junkie

 

I'm lucky. My fiance is a combo of 1,3 and 8.

 

I had a number one once.........*sigh* Then I blew it. And I've always thought I would end up with a sports addict, I mean we would be pretty compatible that way, but I haven't. Well, there's still time...

 

I'm the best kind of Boyfriend, i rule. But i'm taken

 

I hear you Yanksfan. And ya, DA, the good ones are always taken.

 

I'm mostly a 1...but also occaisonally posess qualities of 8.

But I've never had a real girlfriend.

The problem is...I'm not that outgoing, I'm pretty quiet until asked. I don't approach, and I definately don't confront, and it's really annoying when all you see is the girls you like going for the #2s, because of that attraction like Leia had to Han Solo....I don't know. >_< It's just hard...

 

I am the same as Tiker Kotnom,

"The problem is...I'm not that outgoing, I'm pretty quiet until asked. I don't approach, and I definately don't confront, and it's really annoying when all you see is the girls you like going for the #2s, because of that attraction like Leia had to Han Solo....I don't know. >_< It's just hard..."

I am mostly a #1, with some parts of 4, 8.