Seeing as I doubt an eccentric millionaire will fund my expedition to Mann's Chinese Theatre for the last Star Wars film, I'm thinking UGC in Glasgow will do. It does have the Pearl and Dean "pah-pah pah-pah pah-pah pah-pah, pah-pah-pah (etc)" and you will feel like you're in a giant Palitoy Death Star playset as you go up the escalators to your doom. Is there an official piss-up-followed-by-film happening? I for one can't wait to get out there in my two-sizes-too-small Vader-voice-changer helmet and kilt. The kilt, by the way, fits fine . . . very fine. Sorry.