Oceania Ugg Boots are not Trendy

Uggs are comfy. They should not be defiled by being shown to the public. They belong at home with the PJs.

 

Agreed.

 

"I don't care, I wear real shoes."

However, why I find them ugly fashionably... I have gotten rather annoyed that the US Companies have tried to claim the copywrite on the name 'Ug Boots'... this was reported in 60 Minutes a few months ago... how can they get away with this?

 

Americans already own Vegemite, they shouldn't have any problem taking ugg boots away from us.

As for uggs in public, I feel it is the duty of every right-thinking citizen to slap those individuals who violate every moral code by wearing them outside.

 

I don't mind that they bought the company, but there was a lawsuit to stop other smaller Australian companies from using the name "Ugg". Ugg to me isn't a brand name, it is the type of shoe. Like saying joggers, boots, high-heels, sandals, etc...

 

I'm going to trademark the name "food" and sue anyone who sells food!!!! The lawyers will be lining up to serve me!!!!

 

I'm gonna copyright the words 'meh' and 'smrt'.

 

But how much money can you earn off them?????

 

And I'm gonna copyright the phrase "Post Reply".

From now on it's going to cost everyone $1 per post.

 

who said anything about money. I just want to own them

 

I own all of you people, so there!

 

Well...I own...this...small pot plant! So ner!

 

Don't you ner me, Jessie! I own you, and all the rest of you malenky droogs!
Now viddy this cheesy grin, and viddy it well!

I blame Anthony Bergess for this post...

 

You my little droogy, give me a ache in the gulliver, with all your bezoomny chepooka!

*smacks Burgess*

 

*Tolchocks PulsarSkate for her evil slovos.*

And I thought you were my horrorshow droog...

Although, you do have an idea or two...
*Tolchocks Anthony Burgess in the litso with a moloko glass...real horrorshow...*

That's for me having to do a speech about your work on my birthday next week! Miserable so-and-so!

 

I don't know how I understood that conversation, but I did. GO me. Maybe I was paying attention subliminally in high school

 

aww, foxy, we know you're a bezoomny devotchka!


And Deto, you're my bolshiest horrorshow droog, I swear on bog and all his holy angels!

 

Right...uh...yes, just right. I have no energy and I feel queezy, and I'm not quoting in nadsat anymore...













...my hoororshow starry droog.

 

Anyway, back on topic. Recently, I have seen several guys in shorts and ugg boots. This made me question whether or not these people really were sane, or whether these sorry individuals really wanted to inflict mental and emotional stress on everyone else...

 

Its not really a guy thing hey. Guys should wear regular boots, like me I am so cool arent I? Tell me I'm cool!

 

I would, but I am coolerer!
I wear Docs, you see.

 

You snob

 

No...no...the, uh...well...

*Points*

Look! A distraction!

*Runs away...*

 

The shoes I'm wearing today own all boots of any kind

Although Deto, blue boots really rate in my eyes.. what colour are your boots Marv?

 

They're khaki coloured, just like my other clothes