Ultimate Avengers Movie Thread

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So has anyone picked any of these up? I just got the 1st one and I really liked it. Great portrayals of the characters. Especially Captain America. I'll definately be getting the 2nd one in the near future.

I looked but couldn't find a thread on this. So if this is redundant let me know.

 

The 2nd one is not as good as the first(too much re-used footage), but they're both good. Especially for comic book movies.

 

what do you mean by re-used footage?

 

I rented them and enjoyed them. I'm looking foreward to the ironman and Dr. Strange ones.

 

There are several clips from the first film in the second one. It kind of annoyed me.

 

I have watched them both. The characters are portrayed well, but aliens arent my thing. I'll be more excited when they wheel out some real villians like Kang or Doom or Ultron.

These same guys are making an Iron Man animated movie as we speak.

 

There is an old thread for the DVDs but its been long locked. Still I'm posting it because it has some good info on some of the upcoming releases.

For the most part I was unimpressed. They aren't necessarly bad but they aren't really good either. The first one was much better then the second one. I fell asleep multiple times before ever getting through it. Not really interested in Black Panther. I'm really looking forward to DC answer to these films. I've been more of a DC fan for awhile now.

I am ferviously looking forward to the Next Ultimates series though. I'd love to see them adapt that into a DTDVD release.

 

Unlocked.

 

I just saw Ultimate Avengers 2. why couldn't Thor bring back Giant Man at the end but he was able to bring back Tony Stark/Iron Man?

 

Why is Thor clean-shaven? Why is Tony Stark unfazed by everything? Why is Captain America such a boyscout? Why is Giant-Man such a wise-ass? Why can't Bruce Banner just shut up?

These movies, while fun, annoyed the hell out of me. Having read The Ultimates, this is just far too dumbed down.

 

Ultimate Avengers 2 - the abridged version



Begin credits

Shield headuqarters.

Fury: Rogers, yo. You need to work your feelings of sexual frustration.
Captain America: I'm fine.
Fury: Here's Black Widow to help you out with that.
Black Widow: Steve I am just like you, tovarrrrrrisch. I feel cold and empty inside like a baby seal in Siberrrria.
Captain America: leave me Alone.

Alcatraz
Banner: *snore*

The Pym's Place
Janet: You can shrink! I've seen you!
Hank: It was cold in that pool!

Captain America's flat
Captain America: You. What are you doing in my room? Did Fury send you to help me work out my sexual frustrations?
Black Panther: Baby, I ain't suffering from that kind of jungle fever. There is trouble in Africa.
Captain America: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Black Panther: I gotta go. Just DON'T come to Wakanda.
Captain America: Oki doke. I'll cya there.

The avengers fly to Wakanda. Meanwhile Thor sees some creepy stuff while on an acid trip.

Captain America: Oh. We're in Africa.
Wasp: Look. It's some villagers.
Giant Man: There must be like... 5 of them!
Iron Man: *swallows bottle of vodca* And they got... shpearsh and arrowsh.
Black Widow: RRRRRRRRRRUN FORRR YOURRRRR LIVES, tovarrrrisches.

Back in the States.

Banner: *Snore* *wakes up* Hey what about... *falls back to sleep* *snore*

Hospital
Giant Man: You checking out my wife? She's in a coma. Only I can check her out when she's in a coma.
Captain America: Dude, I wasn't...
Giant Man: Get out before I throw you out you pervert.

Shield headquarters. Thor appears.
Fury: What's up, hippie.
Thor: There's a big spaceship in the sky gonna kill us all.
Fury: Ensign, turn the satelite around. Well what do you know. There's a big spaceship in the sky gonna kill us all.

Africa

Wakandians: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Captain America: What do these aliens want?
Black Panther: They want our precious vibranium which we use the most advanced technology to refine and melt and use... to make spears and arrows!

Elsewhere in Wakanda.

Giant Man: I'm a big boy now. I can fight aliens.
Iron Man: *gulps down tequila* HIC! Yeah, watcheya shaid. Letsh kick they ashes.
Giant Man: Do they have asses?
Iron man: What da ya care? HIC! You're gonna be dead in five minutsh.

Black Panther: Meow.
Captain America: Dude, that's so not gonna scare him.
Black Panther: I know! Let's drown him in liquid s@$t.

Betty Ross: hey look.
Wasp: The ship is explo....
Betty Ross: Shut up b@#$h! You think because your man died you get to steal my line. That ship exploded cause of me!!! Cause of me dating that freak. So I get to say the line. Hey look, that ship exploded.
Wasp: But an asteroid is headed for that city.
Captain America: Can't do much about that.
Iron Man: HIC! I'll change the trackajectemory.
Captain America: But you're drunk... and you could die.
Iron man: Perfect combination.

Way up
Iron Man: HIC! Computer! Set my ass on fire and stop this thing.

Iron man falls to the ground uncouncious. Thor kneels over him, having woken up from his beauty sleep, and zaps him. A chorus sings in the background.
Wasp: he couldn't have done this crap like 5 minutes earlier.
Betty Ross: Shhhhh. I can't hear the cool choir.
And iron man is back.

The States
People frowning over Giant Man's picture.
Betty places her hand over Janet's. all is well.

People schmoozin and boozin now.
Captain America: Ok. Giant Man is dead. Time to ****
Black Widow: Alrrrright.

Fury: It's about time that boy got some tail.
Thor: Tail? I know tail... let me tell you about the time I **** a whale.

The end.

Roll credits.

 

i think that's a little harsh

 

I don't think it's harsh enough. This movie is littered with errors. Factual errors, logical erorrs... suspsension of disbelief be damned. This whole movie is an error.

And it's not that I don't appreciate the effort, because i really do. The avengers do deserve to be brought in the limelight, just like the Justice League. but not like this. There are so many stories, GOOD stories to choose from. Don't serve us crap like this and expect people to like it because of one or two decent action scenes. Anybody here can think of a decent action here, me included. It's the dialogue and the characters that are the challenge.

And the characters in this movie are completely screwey! Even for an animated show.

 

everyone has their opinion. i think both were well done and no different style wise then the Spiderman: The Animated Series and X-Men: The Animated Series.