Ultimate Ultimate Supervillains Poll

Thrax gets my vote

 

This is undoubtedly the most important thread ever posted in the History of the JC. No question.

You and I, Livi are like Dracula and the Great Necromancer, vying for control of the planet for our dastardly purposes.

My intention is to rule this pitiful rock with an iron hand, or perhaps an aluminium foot, or at the very least MDF kidneys.

Igor! Saddle the horses, we're off to Homebase!! At once!

 

The question is which one is Dracula?

 

Good question. When I was at university, I was told that with my long hair, beard, top hat and sunglasses, I bore a striking resemblence to Gary Oldman in his role as the Count.

Sadly, someone stole my hat and the glasses broke.

It was upon that day that I swore my revenge upon this miserable planet and its thieving species!!

My day will come!!!!

 

In that case I made the right decision


Oh course you will **pats nicely on Thrax's shoulder**

 

Sorry, but I had to vote for Livi..seeing as she has been tormenting me longer than Thrax.......who has never actually tormented me

 

"Sorry, but I had to vote for Livi..seeing as she has been tormenting me longer than Thrax.......who has never actually tormented me"

*Kicks Yoshee in the knackers*

You really walked into that one, didn't you? Kind of a death wish thing. Now go into the bathroom, stare in the mirror, and repeat after me...

"CANDYMAN!"

...and just keep saying it over and over until yer nuts stop throbbing. Time-honoured cure. Trust me.

 

Well, I tried that, but it didn't help.

 

That's kind of a tragic story, Yoshee. Unfortunately I'm unable to show any sympathy - in this threadt at least - because it would be detrimental to my image as Supervillain Evil Doctor Thrax, and I have my public and my minions to think of.

*Shrugs* Don't want to screw up my campain; image is everything.

I'm sure you understand.

*Slams Yoshee's head in a door*

Your co-operation is appreciated.

 

*huge amounts of thunder and lightning. Livi appears in a burst of smoke*

Muahahahahaaa! *cough cough*. Ahem. Cower now, brief mortals, for I am Livi, 'gainst whom no lock will hold nor fastn'd portal bar. I am here to take my tally from Thrax, he who would steal my public with his crafty PR schemes. Remember, 'tis I who brought you under the ruthless heel of supression, through blood and sweat and cattle prods! Remember also that 'tis I who will terrorize you yet, through fact of my vampireness, when Thrax is long-gone. Also, anyone who votes for me will be punished less severely than the others.

Remember: Why settle for a lesser evil? Vote Livi!

 

I picked Livi, so that maybe if I agree with her this time she won't argue with me another time.

On the whole Dracula subject, Thrax is Dracula because Livi is Van Helsing.


Which would make me that monk guy, but hey, fair's fair.

 

Nothing but pawns and puppet masters here I feel.

*Strokes white Persian cat upon knee*

Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen it...

*Suddenly, without warning, the cat freaks out, wails and digs its claws into Thrax's knee*

Yeeeeargh!!!! Feckin' 'ell!!!

Everything except for that! Bloody moggy's gone balistic!! Someone must've spooked it!!

Jeeves, fetch the catnip! That's meant to be a calming influence, so I'm told. And something for this blasted animal too!! Hurry, I'm about to black out from the pa ---

Oooh, down I go... *Sickening thudd*

 

Oh dear, poor Thrax. Whatever could have happened?

*hides pointy cat-baiting stick and whistles innocently*

 

*enters, dressed as Carl The friar guy from Van Helsing*



See, this is why it's good to agree with Livi.

*holds up hands, showing many cat bites*

She has a feline army.

So stay away from your local pet shop and safari parks.

 

...And me ?

 

Thrax has never come across as all that evil to me

But I'm sure you can be if you try

 

No one in the whole world's as Evil as me. Not even Lucifer himself.

I tell you, I'm so thoroughly Evil, I don't even wear a vest when it's cold...

...and the other day, right? True story this, I drank a whole pint of Shandy, and I didn't even ask my Mum for permission first.

I'm really THAT WICKED!!

 

I tremble in fear at your evilness

 

Wow.

*sarcasm*

Quick, lock up this crazy man before he destroys us all.



*holds up banners*

<A vote for Livi is a vote to preserve life..... YOURS>


<She'll let Twinky kill a person of your choice!>



<Livi: here for a Darker future>


< It all depends upon what your definition of "evil" is.>


<Vote for her because freedom sucks>


Thank you to Top Ten Senator Palpatine Campaign Slogans
by the readers of TheForce.Net for the inspirations for the Livi Campaign Slogans.

 

Thank you campaign slave Twinky. Your punishment tonight will be delayed for exactly an hour in recognition of you sterling dervice to me.
*whips out mobile*
Bob? Yes, this is Livi. Can you get held up an hour tonight? Look, I know it's difficult, but... Well how was I supposed to know you've got a hairdressing appointment you can't miss?! Fine, fine.
*hangs up*
Geez. Forget that, Twinky. *muttering* some people...

Anyways, on to more important matters. I quote:

I tell you, I'm so thoroughly Evil, I don't even wear a vest when it's cold...

...and the other day, right? True story this, I drank a whole pint of Shandy, and I didn't even ask my Mum for permission first.

Tremble you say? I laugh! I have stayed up late until gone nine pm! I'm so evil I give checkout attendants on Woolworths large denominations of currency for trifling itmes purely to laugh at them as they sort out the exact change! People cross to the other side of the street when they see me coming! Muahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Aha!

*ahem*

Carry on...

 

Encor encor!!!!!

 

*bows*

Why thankyou. I aim to displease.