Ultimate Ultimate Supervillains Poll

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She's so evil, Exar Kun himself would be her apprentice.


Palpatine would run and hide at her coming.


Vader and Maul wouldn't, but that's cos they'd proberly join her given the chance.


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Hmmmmmmm, sounds tempting.
But I prefer to conquer the world on my own.

 

No, join me, Richie, and together we shall rule the galaxy!

 

What about poor Twinky, you're not going to leave her out on acount of me are you?

 

Yeah!

I don't wanna lose my job. I like the Vader type fear that I can cause in others, or rather, that I think that I can cause in others.

 

Thank you, thank you.

*bows*


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I prefer acid guns, they hurt everything

 

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What better weapon is there against the all black wardrobed creatures of the night?

 

Shotgun?
Chainsaw?
Napalm?
Hand grenades?
Rapid fire crossbow?
Mini-Gun?

The list is endless

 

Um.....has anyone ever actually tried to use Napalm on Dracula?

 

Er....maybe

But I'm not sure he minds fire that much, even if it is fused to him by goo

 

Fire is good for 'ordinary' vampires, but Draclua's been around for a long time. Practicaly nothing can kill him.

 

Except (for some weird reason) a Werewolf
Or sunlight

 

Well, even if the werewolf thing is bizzare, it still made for a good battle. Kinda like Godzilla vs. Mothra, only furrier.


Though when I was watching VH and Anna said "We've shot him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water and still he lives.Nobody know's how to kill Dracula" I could help but think "What about beheading, beheading usually works. I'd like to see Dracula survive through THAT"

 

Most vampires can survive that. It has to be followed by a skate through the heart to do any real damage. And filling the mouth with garlic is usually reccomended as well.

 

They always say the certain way to kill Vampires is to behead or stake them

 

No, it has to be stake through the heart AND a beheading. Trust me, I'm the professional.

 

But if you stake them they dissintergrate, so how can you behead them?

 

Well some, like Dracula, aren't daunted by a little thing like a spike of wood (or silver in some cases) sticking out of their chests.


I know I wouldn't be.

 

Neither would I
Considering a Spike of wood or Silver couldn't penetrate me anyway

 

When you do BOTH they dissolve. If you just do one they get angry and hit you. So don't.

Yes, I KNOW Van Helsing says otherwise, but the TRUE Van Helsing, Professor Abraham Van Helsing from Dracula, says otherwise. And I belive the learned Dutchman over the Vatican asassin with unresolved memory issues.

 

Glad to hear it