umor Star Wars

Mama, asta e un text genial!!!!! LOOOOOL , l-am si listat la imprimanta sa-l citesc mai atent!

 

Ma uitam la Stargate SG1 zilele trecute si este la un moment data o faza teribila in care Daniel Jackson vorbeste cu niste extraterestri

Aliens: Who are you!?
Daniel: The name is Olo. Hans Olo.

LOOOOOOOOOOL

 

Haha! Si avea un partener pe care il chema Choo-Ba K.

 

Sa nu uitam de Look Jimmywalker!!

 

a fost asta in Stargate? Cool!! Sunt cam suparat pe cei de la TVR2 ca dau acest serial fain la ore tarzii de tot.

 

Asta se intampla abia in sezonul 8 sergiu, iar tvr2 difuzeaza sezonul 5 sau 4 abia.

 

si tu unde le vezi sezoanele mai noi?

 

o poza simpatica ...
http://www.mscalgary.org/images/scw%20star%20wars.jpg

 

simpatica poza intr-adevar , cred ca sunt ceva fani costumati

 

Ewok epilat:


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I AM JEDI!!!


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Check this out:

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Oh yeah!!!

 

Un trailer haios la ROTS. Eu inca nu l-am vazut ca nu am avut cum sa-l downloadez, poate o veti face voi inaintea mea:

http://www.newgrounds.com/video/losthope.html

 

O strofa din "Wannabe Stormtrooper"
.............................
"i should join The Empire
i know there evil an all
but they're a good kinda evil
the uniforms are way cool
and they get to travel and most of us dont
And chicks dig Stormtroopers...big time
their like...intergalactic rockstars
stormtroopers get laid men, but not me
if i want a little love, i got to hitch a ride to mos eisley
50 cents for a wookie prostitute
50 seconds pleasure
and 50 years of regret...wookie love is pointless
my life is pointless
i gotta get ya of this planet"

P.S. Nu faceti glume pe marginea subiectului "wookie prostitute" , ca se lasa cu dezintegrari !!!

 

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Maneta e faina. Ce e? PS? XBox, N64?
PC?

 

De PS2 ... Cel putin asa sustine fratele meu (el a descarcat poza de undeva de pe net)

 

EDIT : am citit "Terms of Service" si am hotarit sa scot ce era postat aici , ca sa nu am probleme

 

How to deal with Star Wars fanatics...

When someone starts going on about the life-changing role the Star Wars movies have played in their developmental years, casually announce that you've never seen any of them, but hear they are "pretty good".

Get important terminology wrong. (Drives the true fanatic nuts!) Confuse Wookies with "Winkies", call Yoda "Yodel", refer to Return of the Jedi as "Revenge of the Jedi", Phantom Menace as "Planet Menace". Get very annoyed when corrected.

Get the names of the key characters wrong, or better still forget them. "You remember the guy from these movies, you know, the one with the plastic head and the respiratory problem!" or "Oh, yeah, Ben-Wa Kenubi, my favorite, played by that English bloke. Wassisname. Sounds like a beer or something."

Insist that The Empire Strikes Back is the only worthwhile Star Wars movie because it is "sooo dark."

Deliberately confuse science fiction universes and inhabitants. Double fun and satisfaction as this offends two sets of rabid Nerdocracies at the same time. For example, insist that Luke Gripewater is fighting for "The Federation" and that Chewbaccy is a Vulcan. Insist that "To boldly go where no man has gone before" is a Jedi commandment. Brush off any attempt at correct with a dismissive " Whatever. As if anybody really ****ing cares."

Make vaguely unsettling insinuations about George Lucas. Try " Isn't he involved in some sort of DNA-cloning controversy?", or "I hear he only talks to his mother via a TV monitor", or "I read this piece where he (GL) said that Star Wars was written for people who hate sex"

Insist that there is a "latent homo-erotic subtext" to the Han Solo/Luke Skystalker relationship and that you are made uncomfortable by Lucas' "non-critical, neo-Nazi aesthetic". When asked what the **** you are on about, roll your eyes and refer to the "blatant homage to Riefenstahl's Triumph of the Will" at the end of the first movie, then add "Don't tell me you didn't notice?"

When some sad fu.k describes the insane lengths they went to to see The Phantom Menace - camping out on the street, taking time off work, neglecting loved ones, not bathing and so on, respond by saying that someone "in the business" gave you a couple of free tickets to the official opening, but you lost them and add "Funny, that's the first time I thought about it."

When they just won't shut up about how its the most spectacular movie event of all time and how you would have to be a moron not to dedicate every waking moment to it, simply say, "Yeah, my little sister and her little friends get a kick out of it all, you know how it is with these pop space movies."

Sit there and listen while they are talking about how its so true to the original and wont shut up about how painstakingly the director attempted to create the depth and interest of the first three. Then, simply say, "Jar Jar Brinks sucks a donkeys cock and the whole movie was made to market cheap Taiwanese toys at Burger King with his face plastered all over it."

When the guy starts talking about when he was sitting in the theatre borderline about to have a stroke watching Phantom Menace, casually say, "Yeah, I thought the ending was good, when my friends woke me up just towards the last quarter."

The ultimate is to play stupid that the movie was even a big event. "Phantom Menace? Yeah, I heard something about that in the local newspaper. Something about the guy that made the first three is going at it again or something??? Dunno..."

When someone is sitting there theorizing about how there's probably secret messages and things you can see if you look closely in the movie, just calmly sit there and say in a whisper "Then I guess you haven't played it backwards in a VCR before?". Try not to laugh as the person (attempting to look calm and collected) slowly gets up, starts walking out of sight, then see them bolt down the street towards their house to try it. Depending on how avid of a fan the person is, look for the smoke trail.

To make the last suggest

 

EDIT : sters din acelasi motiv

 

Ceea ce ai editat poti sa-mi trimiti prin email

 

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/gmullins/Donner%20Comic/SecondEdition.htm

ce parere aveti?

 

http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=116888&confirm=sent

pe mine ma distrat foarte tare

 

Dedicatie pentru toti fanii lui Yoda!!!(in special pentru cei care dau "Heal : Yoda" atunci cind eu vreau sa il macelaresc in jocul initiat de Mara )



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** Y.O.D.A (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A")
**
** (As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker).

YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said

YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am
WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you
GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Come and get yourself clean!
Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is
COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Don't just stand in the rain!
You're all covered with mud!
come and sample my homemade crud!

OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
GOING, off to save all your friends? To be
TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You should stay here and train!
You don't have to save Han!
If you do so, you'll lose your hand!

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
(repeat and fade).


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