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Discussion in 'Romania' started by sergiurusu, Oct 28, 2004.

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  1. SVAndrei Jedi Grand Master

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    Nu are cum sa fi Jacko. Poate ca stormtroperi nu sunt chiar cele mai inteligente forte militare din Galaxie, dar totusi...
  2. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/star.htm
  3. FriendlyPiranha Force Ghost

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  4. arapila Force Ghost

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    daca aia a fost beton asta cum ii?

    http://www.newgrounds.com/starwars/part1.html

    am ras de m-am imprastiat...

    cel mai mult mi-a placut faza de la baie... "there is... another... beer..." [face_laugh]

    ce parere aveti despre jabba? :D
  5. FriendlyPiranha Force Ghost

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    Si a ta e tare. Ce mai bea fraierica! Pana a dat pe spate.
  6. SVAndrei Jedi Grand Master

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    Amandoua sunt beton. De unde le scot astia? :D :D
  7. arapila Force Ghost

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    sincer nu stiu unde le gasesc... mai mult din greseala... uite un link

    http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html

  8. ComicDiva Jedi Master

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    Why did Luke Skywalker's planet have 2 suns?
    He was just luke-y I guess.

    Who is the Sith who never washes?
    Dirt Vader.

    What do you call a droid that works as an undertaker?
    C3-R.I.P-O

    Knock Knock.
    who's there?
    Han.
    Han who?
    Han me the key and I'll open the door myself.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Leia.
    Leia who?
    [singing] Leia hands on me... leia hands on me. [/singing]
  9. SVAndrei Jedi Grand Master

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  10. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Masina lui Vader?


    [image=http://www.rebelscum.com/gallery/c3/setup/DSC01865.JPG]
  11. SVAndrei Jedi Grand Master

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  12. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Mda, asa masina si io vreu...
  13. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    http://www.theforce.net/humor/jaxxon/jaxxon-01.asp
  14. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://www.theforce.net/humor/captioning/pics/caption100.jpg]



    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/Med21B/iClone.jpg]
  15. ComicDiva Jedi Master

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    Prima Poza

    Trekkies: No no no, you idiot! That's not how you do the vulcan sign. You're supposed to hold your hand like thigrhkllllrhlll...



  16. OCTAVIAN_PAUN Jedi Knight

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    Masina aia e un Dodge VIPER SRT10 ... model lansat acush in 2005 ... sie ultimul model de Viper.

    Intamplator m-ati "lovit" direct in centru : VIPER-ul este masina mea preferata.
    Nasol ca nu se importa in Romania (...si daca s-ar fi importat, ce ?!)
  17. arapila Force Ghost

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    Obi-Wan: Gosh, I really hope we don't get attcked by some clones!
    Anakin: Yes, thet would be awful, wouldn't it?
    Obi-Wan: It certainly would.
    Anakin: Anyway, I'm popping up to the shops. Do you want anything?
    Obi-Wan: Could get me some... Arghh! It's Dolly The Sheep!! And another sheep! They're attacking me with their faces and hooves!
  18. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    @ arapila: it's a good one :)

    @ Tavi: VIPER-ul este masina mea preferata.
    Nasol ca nu se importa in Romania (...si daca s-ar fi importat, ce ?!)


    Strangi bani si-ti iei :p
  19. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    stormtrooper lady :D

    [image=http://www.potf2.com/files/ray/sandtrooperbaby2.jpg]
  20. SVAndrei Jedi Grand Master

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    Sunt curios care este politica imperiului in legatura cu angajatele care se afla in situatia asta.
  21. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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  22. SVAndrei Jedi Grand Master

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    Totusi, daca reusesc sa aiba copii cat timp sunt in serviciu activ...
  23. OCTAVIAN_PAUN Jedi Knight

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    Serge, un Viper SRT 10 costa cam 140.000 $ (in SUA).
    (FriendlyPiranha ... am I right or am I not !?)

    Daca adaugam transport+taxe vamale+accize (...uhaaaaaaa...are motor de 8.000 cmc...oare cat dracu' sunt accizele ?!), o sa iasa lejer peste 200.000 USD.
    Prin comparatie, pe Gica Popescu, care si-a luat un Ferrari 360 Modena (140.000 EUR la uzina), l-a "costat" in final aproape 220.000 EUR.
    Chiar a si declarat public ca nu mai face in viata lui tampenii d-astea... iar el dispune intr-adevar de sume la care sa nu "simta" acei 220.000 ...

    Eu ma gandesc si altfel...cu 200.000 $ imi ridic vila.
    D-aia si strang bani, insa nu pentru Viper. Din pacate.

    Cu siguranta insa, daca castig al LOTO ( :) ) o sa-mi iau si un Viper ... desi noul Ferrari 430 ... ma cam pune pe ganduri ...

    Caci nu strica sa joc si la loto, nu ?! :)


  24. SVAndrei Jedi Grand Master

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    Stiu si eu, Tavi...

    La drumurile noastre, nu ar fi pacat sa distrugi o opera de arta? Nu ai avea pe unde sa umbli cu ea. in plus, daca ai parca-o undeva, in 3 secunde ar si disparea...
  25. FriendlyPiranha Force Ghost

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    In Canada SRT-10 e $125.000. Mie insa imi place mai mult modelul original. Era mult mai agresiv. Dintre Ferrari, Enzo imi place cel mai mult. 430-ul a luat spatele de la Enzo si fatza de la Maranello asa ca nimic nou chiar daca au numit-o Modena sau Monza. Cand am vazut Enzo acum 2 ani la salonul din Toronto, a fost ca o revelatie. E ca si cum te-ai uita la un prototip de GT sau formula 1. N-as fi crezut ca voi mai vedea ceva la fel de surprinzator ca un Lamborghini Countach care aparuse exact cand m-am nascut eu, adica '71. Si in ziua de azi cand apare una pe strada, nu mai misca nimeni.
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