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  1. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    http://sithsense.com/flash.htm
  2. FriendlyPiranha Jedi Master

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    Wow, lord Vader has read my mind! Cine stie ce tampenii a vazut pe acolo.
  3. SVAndrei Jedi Grand Master

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    Dude, a ghicit pana si ornitorinc-ul!!!

    Dar i-a luat ceva timp... :D :D
  4. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Diaper Wars (SW cu bebelusi- bestial :D )

    http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.grab.com/fun/toons/f/49826/

    Sau asta:

    http://www.killfrog.com/newpages/starwordsmovie.html
  5. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Si asta (inca nu am reusit sa-l vad tot dar inceputul cu interviul pe strada e demential):


    http://www.milkandcookies.com/stuff/triumphvsw.asx

    :D :D LOOOL
  6. AK-610 Force Ghost

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    L-am vazut mai de mult si am ris cu lacrimi [face_laugh]
  7. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    De ce as vrea sã trãiesc în Star Wars



    Eu am multe motive, dumneavoastrã nu aveti vreme, aºa cã trebuie sã lucrãm repede. Fãrã emoþie, fãrã metafore ºi fãrã minciuni. Aºadar, iatã de ce vreau paºaport de Star Wars:

    - pentru cã bãieþii buni cîºtigã pînã la urmã, fãrã sã munceascã mult ºi fãrã sã se omoare cu ºcoala. E suficient sã foloseºti Forþa...

    - pentru cã fetele bune sînt în acelaºi timp ºi frumoase. Fetele rele sînt deasemeni în mod explicit urîte - ce poate fi mai simplu? Pur ºi simplu nu poþi da greº în aprecieri!

    - pentru cã navele spaþiale sînt desenate dupã un principiu simplu: dacã pare rapidã, atunci aºa ºi este. Nu ca maºinile din ziua de azi.

    - pentru cã atunci cînd te plictiseºti de o planetã, poþi pleca pe alta. N-ai nevoie pentru asta nici de motiv, nici de acte. Doar de o navã rapidã, eventual una care sã se strecoare singurã printr-un roi de meteoriþi, în vreme ce distrugãtoarele din clasa Cordelia ale Imperiului trag focuri de avertisment, confundîndu-te cu... (pentru scena de luptã care urmeazã, recomand Episodul IV).

    - pentru cã ºi Darth Vader a fost la început om de bine.

    - pentru cã oriunde ai parca pe Tatooine, n-o sã gãseºti niciodatã speeder-ul antigravitaþional blocat de poliþie.

    - pentru cã nu existã mediocritate ºi nici cenuºiu moral: eºti fie luptãtor pentru Cauza Binelui (a Republicii, mai exact), fie te-a atras Partea Întunecatã a Forþei ºi atunci eºti un mare ticãlos.

    - pentru cã nu existã Parlament, ci doar consens în ambele tabere. Nici rãii ºi nici bunii nu-ºi pierd vremea cu dezbateri.

    - pentru cã navele spaþiale se stricã, exact ca maºina mea (ºi pentru cã, la fel ca Dacia de altãdatã, ªoimul Mileniului poate fi reparat cu o sîrmã la locul potrivit).

    - pentru cã Yoda seamãnã cu Silviu Brucan, chestie care îmi trezeºte anumite nostalgii dupã o emisiune (am zis-o cu drag, nu cu ironie).
    . - pentru cã navele fac zgomot în spaþiu - chestie care face ca drumul chiar sã merite efortul.

    - pentru cã a distrus o mare teorie a SF-ului naiv (ºi socialist): aceea cã tehnologia va face lumea mai bunã. Aiurea: tehnologia a fãcut lumea doar mai distractivã.

    - pentru cã nimeni nu are dileme. Singurul care are cîteva umbre de îndoialã e Wookie, însã din fericire nu ºtie englezeºte.

    - pentru cã Steaua Morþii n-a ajuns închiriatã cu ziua pe la nunþi, cum a pãþit Casa Poporului.

    - pentru cã ajungi repede în hiperspaþiu, chiar ºi în week-end, la ora de vîrf.

    - pentru cã roboþii ºi computerele nu-þi cer parola de acces, numãrul serial ºi discul de reinstalare la fiecare douã zile.

    - pentru cã nu existã biserici, dar pare sã existe morala. Pentru cã nu sînt zei, însã oamenii fac suficient de multe lucruri supranaturale încît sã le þinã locul.

    - pentru cã nu existã provincie ºi centru. ªi nici problema integrãrii...


    Dincolo de toate, mi-ar plãcea sã trãiesc în lumea Star Wars pentru cã doar acolo se poate lupta serios, la dimensiuni galactice, pentru lucruri altminteri minore, cum ar fi sarcofagul criogenic al lui Han Solo. Acela dupã care amicul sãu, Luke Skywalker, bate cîteva mii de parseci ºi-ºi riscã viaþa de cîteva ori.

    Vi-l închipuiþi pe George Bush trimiþînd mãcar o navetã spaþialã dupã Harrison Ford? În nici un caz - el nu negociazã cu teroriºtii. Ei bine, ºi de-asta mi-ar fi plãcut sã trãiesc în lumea Star Wars. Acolo lumea pune la suflet. Chiar dacã sufletul ãsta are consistenþa hîrtiei. Aceea pe care e scris un scenariu simplu, pe care orice copil îl înþelege.

    Mãcar la pensie, aº vrea sã mã retrag în Star Wars. Acolo unde nici mãcar cel mai rãu personaj - Darth Vader - n-a avut inima sã spunã vreodatã cuiva "faceþi dumneavoastrã o cerere ºi lãsaþi-o la secretariat... Vã sunãm noi."

    Lucian MINDRUÞÃ

    PS. CRAP! Acum am observat ca textul contine diacritice precum ã î si º. Sper ca totusi sa-l puteti citi. [face_frustrated]
  8. ROGUESQUAD Force Ghost

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    Interviul este bestial.
    Am ras cu lacrimi.

    Ce ziceti de aceasta asemanare :
    http://forum.fight.ro/files/ceva.jpg
  9. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Ciudata asemanare!!!!! Creeeeeepy![face_devil]

    Rezultatul Razboiului Clonelor:

    [image=http://img297.echo.cx/img297/269/vader4qx.jpg]
  10. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://images5.theimagehosting.com/elvis_jedi.jpg]
  11. LJA Jedi Knight

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    http://quizfarm.com/quizlist.php

    aveti aici 3 teste starwars sper sa va placa
  12. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Cool site! Thanks LJA!

    http://quizfarm.com/quizlist.php
  13. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Un gif animat destul de bun:

    [image=http://forums.broke-off.com/style_images/1/banners/swars.gif]

    Varianta pe aceeasi tema (mai avem o poza mai veche de acelasi tip :D ):

    [image=http://www.horkulated.com/images/articles/20050607095405439_1.jpg]

    Si Yoda jucand baseball:

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/hooverb/personal/yodabaseball7bw.jpg]

  14. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=https://www.photoprintonline.com/bilder_2v/2005/6/12/887731989.jpg]
  15. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Si cateva desene SW facute de un mare talent contemporan. LOOL :D

    [image=http://img186.echo.cx/img186/4519/yoda1ej.jpg]

    [image=http://img186.echo.cx/img186/9783/vader4ep.jpg]

    [image=http://img186.echo.cx/img186/9167/hanchewie3iq.jpg]

    [image=http://img90.echo.cx/img90/9364/wicket7pl.jpg]
  16. QuiGonGin92 Force Ghost

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    Strong with the force he was,yes!!!![face_laugh]
  17. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Asta nu stiu daca e chiar umor, dar poate merge si aici:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050616/od_uk_nm/oukoe_life_princess_1

    'Star Wars' princess inspires royal name in Norway


    Thu Jun 16, 8:04 AM ET

    OSLO (Reuters) - Norwegian Princess Leah's name was inspired by a character in a "Star Wars" movie, the mother of the infant princess was quoted as saying on Thursday.


    "I must admit that I have always been a big 'Star Wars' fan, and Princess Leia has always been the most beautiful in the whole world," Princess Martha Louise said in an interview with the Norwegian daily Aftenposten.

    Princess Leah, born on April 8 this year and fifth in line to the Norwegian throne, was due to be baptised on Thursday. In the "Star Wars" movies, Princess Leia is the twin sister of Luke Skywalker and the daughter of Darth Vader.

    Princess Martha Louise did not explain the slight difference in spelling of the two names, both pronounced the same way.

    [image=http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050616/i/ra3668675326.jpg]

  18. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://forums.broke-off.com/uploads/post-381-1117481122.jpg]
  19. AK-610 Force Ghost

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    Pentru fanii Yoda ;)

    http://www.withlouis.com/film/yoda/

    P.S. Aveti putina rabdare ... S-ar putea sa se incarce un pic mai greu ...

  20. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    link-ul:

    http://funnypictures.dk/funny-picture-530.htm

    sau direct pozele:

    [image=http://funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/R201.jpg][image=http://funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/starwars3/R203.jpg]
    [image=http://funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/starwars3/R205.jpg]
    [image=http://funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/starwars3/R207.jpg]
    [image=http://funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/starwars3/R211.jpg]
    [image=http://funnypictures.dk/data/media/1/starwars3/R212.jpg]
  21. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Pentru cei care stiu glumele cu: You might be a redneck jedi if....

    --------------------------------------------

    You ever heard the phrase: "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

    At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

    Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

    You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

    You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

    You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

    If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

    You might be a redneck jedi if you use your lightsaber as a bug zapper....



  22. QuiGonGin92 Force Ghost

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  23. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    Top ten ways to get kicked out of the Empire.

    10. Insist on wearing your slippers.
    9. Tell Vader to relax.
    8. Be too accurate when firing on a Sandcrawler, making it obvious to any passerby that it wasn't shot down by Tusken Raiders.
    7. Use the Death Stars superlazer to carve your name in a nebula.
    6. Speeder bike races down the corridors of the Executor.
    5. Use 2 Star Destroyers and a Rebel Blockade Runner to play a huge game of "Pong".
    4. Get caught reading a Zahn book during the Emperors speech.
    3. Start "the wave" during stormtrooper inspection.
    2. Fool around with Vader's lightsaber when he's in his meditation pod, pretending to be a Jedi.
    1. Secretly replace Vader's lightsaber with a traffic flashlight


    Top ten reasons Anakin Skywalker turned to the Dark Side.


    10.Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan.
    9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi repeating "Beware of the Dark Side".
    8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name.
    7. To impress his friends.
    6. Kicked in head by bantha.
    5. Didn't want to go into the family business of moisture farming.
    4. Charmed by Emperor Palpatine's seductive after-shave.
    3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Microsoft stock.
    2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire.
    1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones.



  24. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/hooverb/blog/birthday.jpg]

    [image=http://www.ericmrock.com/pics%20for%20web/stormtrooper.jpg]

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Bastille/LuminaraandPadawan2.jpg]

    [image=http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00002DDAB.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg]

    [image=http://deathmatch.jonpearse.net/gimli_lightsabers.jpg][face_thinking] [face_laugh]
  25. sergiurusu Jedi Grand Master

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    si un film SW interesant [face_skull] , pacat ca la acest PC de la ****ultate nu am boxe...

    http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/amileaminutestarwars.html
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