JCC uncommon celebrity crushes

***vlm nobody cares about your crush on olivia munn. every lonely nerd and their creepy uncle has a crush on olivia munn***



inspired by my friend's crush on science-in-politics journalist and part-time hunk chris mooney (pictured above), this thread is for random minor celebrities and demi-celebrities you have a crush on. lets raise the objectification profile of some semi-unknowns, shall we? if more than about 30 percent of the thread knows who you're talking about, you've failed.



my contribution: theologian and occasional bbc presenter/contributer dr francesca stavrakopoulou. dr stavrakopoulou's tempered skepticism, frank honesty, and confident intellect are huge turn-ons.

she doesnt seem overly worried about her appearance despite being on teevee a fair amount (although her eyebrows do seem rather meticulously sculpted, im assuming she just does this to make her scornful raised eyebrow expressions that much more withering), and the comparatively effortlessly hot intellectual woman will always lend a certain cachet in my eyes.

also, you know how sometimes you're attracted to people a little bit because you know it would make your parents mad? dr stavrakopoulou would be acceptable to my parents but her work on the syncretic nature of catholicism would infuriate OZK so... yeah that's kinda the same thing... right?

finally, PhDs are just sexy.



here she is investigating the historicity of the bible

i should probably set some more rules for this thread but im not quite sure what they should be so i guess just run this thing into the ground

 

Polish singer Anna Maria Jopek





Japanese singer Utada Hikaru





aaand
Spanish singer Estrella Morente

 

Wouldn't an 'uncommon celebrity crush' be on someone like Brian Blessed or David Huddleston or something?

 

sure if you have crushes on them you should post about it. but no, one can conform to traditional standards of beauty and fall under the purview of this thread

 

EDIT: Oops, missed the comma.

 

Ah, I see. And no, just two oddball examples as I can't quite seem to think of an actress who fits the mold of 'not traditional standard of beauty'. I guess Sara Rue would fit pre-thinness.

 

yeah i edited it in

 

So this is more about obscure pseudo-celebrities than people who aren't usually considered attractive?

Like, for example, if I had a crush on Clint Howard, that wouldn't count because a lot of people know him.

 

welcome to the thread ct.

 

Does anyone else still have a crush on Susan Sarandon?

 

Kate Beaton, creator of Hark! A Vagrant. Her comics, which cover topics including world history, literature, and pop culture, are always hilarious and often informative. Her knowledge of just about everything is only exceeded by her talent as an illustrator; her simple but incredibly expressive characters are truly admirable.

 

ryan gosling

Also, Rachel Held Evans. She's really cute, has a southern accent, and is a kick-ass writer. Which is the sexiest part.

 

That's the same girl, I smell a conspiracy.

 

Ben Whishaw, the new Q from Skyfall. BEST part of that movie!
Glasses+Accent=

 

Like, every (young) lead actor on every Korean drama I've watched.

 

That red-haired Manic Pixie Dream girl in Wendy's commercials.

 

Scarlett Johansson. Remember the name. She's going to be huge someday.

 

does john lydon count? if so, john lydon.

 

Didn't she marry Josh Homme, who is a red-head and therefore dangerous?

 

Does Katie Willert count? I mean, a lot of people here visit Cracked so I dunno.

 

Yes, we're coming for all of you

The guy who played Keeli in the Hobbit. I don't know his name (can't be bothered to IMDB), but he's gorgeous. And the one who played Entrojas or whoever in Les Mis.

 

Literally?

 

no idea who that is