DFW, TX Under No Circumstance Should You...

... CLICK THIS LINK and read the reviews therein.


Nor should you follow the links on that page, LIKE THIS ONE as only harm can come from watching the Quicktime clips associated with that page.


And for the love of all that is just and holy, please do not copy and paste the following address into your browser:

http://tv2.no/webtv/metafil.jhtml?MSG=qzmXgfz2o0GS(GEJDsKZqoMuIjVVDEbE0GDALWnBpB5DIDJVRxJpHIdf8jL1nyOepLpPI1qC4v(deyUmOQ1oBqayC90LnNoWHwbaIxhCeJO63maL2RI7vkANzGp(94kIADY2zyWt9JrZofcZREJHB1oYcRVG3(TqiG20IuaTvicUQO560A1mbWgpYV7TmZLc

and view the streaming media that pours from within, lest your soul have no rest until December 18th.



I have spoken.

 

Well, if the movie's half as entertaining as last night's Charlie Rose show interview of director Peter Jackson, Viggo "Aragorn" Mortensen, and Elijah "Frodo" Wood, wherein Viggo went off on a political tirade for several minutes and Peter Jackson couldn't get a word in edgewise (looking like he wanted to "ring" his erstwhile Aragorn's neck, impending heart attack be damned), then we're in for one heckuva ride

And that's my run-on sentence for the day

 

Melanie would be proud.

 

and whatever you do, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS

 

Oh....my....god.

I've watched the warg clip three times and I'm still in shock. THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT, GEORGE!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!!!

 

G-Lu hasn't been paying attention since american graffiti

 

Oh my sweet lord, that's worse than the clip of Shatner singing "Rocket Man" while smoking a fattie at the 1977 Hugo Awards. Stone has destroyed my soul.

--Chris M.

 

Errr, sorry Chris. Stone got us with that a few months ago. The horrors are just now wearing off. We didn't think to warn you.....

 

Too late! My eyes, my eyes...

--Chris M.

 

i followed the rule, i did not click the links or paste that into my browser...yeh for me i can read....oh you're right mike, i am proud, very proud, very proud indeed that anyone would follow my worthy example....mwaaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaa....... wow, wouldnt ya look at the time...i've gotta run off soon, need to get stuff for the costume i'm wearing for the lotr opening.

 

Ummm.... well.... just CLICK HERE for 30 seconds that will make you writhe in agony for next Wednesday!!

 

Must...be strong..must NOT...look

 

Look at it. Touch it. Click it. Watch it in motion...

You know you wanna!! .

 

And just in case there were any of you that were still undecided about watching this movie or not, I suggest you go read Quint's review (no spoilers) over at AICN.