A few days ago, the BMC (Blue Moon Cantina) was filled with chuckles by replacing words in Star Wars Quotes with "underpants" In some respects this thread is an extension of that. Here, post all of the Star Wars lines you wish by replacing one word or so with "underpants". You may either post one line like this - [Han reveals his clever plan of escape] Leia: You have your underpants. Not many of them, but you do have them. or multiple lines, like this - Leia: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. Han: Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for underpants. AND - One "line(s)" per post please and thank you. I also wish that this thread be a place of friendly competition where I declare a weekly winner based on the number of likes. I apologize in advance if you find it unthinkable to alter these precious words, but if not... let the hilarity Begin !