::Underpants::

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by benknobi1, Feb 21, 2013.

  1. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    A few days ago, the BMC (Blue Moon Cantina) was filled with chuckles by replacing words in Star Wars Quotes with "underpants"

    In some respects this thread is an extension of that.:D

    Here, post all of the Star Wars lines you wish by replacing one word or so with "underpants".
    You may either post one line like this -

    [Han reveals his clever plan of escape]
    Leia: You have your underpants. Not many of them, but you do have them.

    or multiple lines, like this -

    Leia: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
    Han: Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for underpants.

    AND - One "line(s)" per post please and thank you.

    I also wish that this thread be a place of friendly competition where I declare a weekly winner based on the number of likes.:)

    I apologize in advance if you find it unthinkable to alter these precious words, but if not... let the hilarity Begin !
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  2. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    To get things going, I thought I might start by asking @Chewbacca89 to kick things off :D
  3. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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    Great idea! That was a lot of fun the other day.

    "I find your lack of underpants disturbing."
  4. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    "Once more the underpants will rule the galaxy."
  5. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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    "Republic Underwear? Underwear are no good out here. I need something more real."
  6. Sistros Force Ghost

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    this is not a new thread you know :p

    the star wars "pants thread is as old as the swc itself :p
  7. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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    Way to be a killjoy, Sistros :p
  8. Sistros Force Ghost

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    oh i know :p

    page 14 is just one of them *cough*

    "your underpants please, we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the chancellor"
  9. Blue Ice Cream Force Ghost

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    "Anakin, how many times have I told you to stay away from the underpants?"
  10. Sistros Force Ghost

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    "get in underpants you big coward..i don't care what you smell

    judge me by my underpants do you?


    jedi don't have underpants
  11. Sistros Force Ghost

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    sorry just read the one line per post rule oops :p
  12. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    no harm no foul:p
    ----

    Ready are you ? What know you of underpants ?
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  13. Sistros Force Ghost

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    underpants..you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, we must be cautious

    (sorry :p )
    Last edited by Sistros, Feb 21, 2013
  14. Blue Ice Cream Force Ghost

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    Only one line per post, Dandelo. How could you blatantly disregard the rules? :p

    "Patience. Use the underpants. Think."
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  15. Sistros Force Ghost

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    oh shush it was a new rule :p

    you came in underpants? you're braver than i thought
  16. Blue Ice Cream Force Ghost

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    "Anakin, escort the Senator back to her underpants."
  17. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Satine Kryze: Obi-Wan... it looks like I may never see you again. I don't know quite how to say this, but I've loved you from the moment you came to my underpants, all those years ago.
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  18. Sistros Force Ghost

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    your underpants will make a fine addition to my collection
  19. Blue Ice Cream Force Ghost

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    "The boy has exceptional underpants."

    I can just imagine Mace saying that.
  20. Sistros Force Ghost

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    your overconfidence is your weakness
    your faith your underpants is yours
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  21. Blue Ice Cream Force Ghost

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    "Around the underpants a perimeter create."
  22. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Obi-Wan: Satine, this is hardly the time or place for...
    [notices her desperation]
    Obi-Wan: Alright. Had you said underpants, I would have left the Jedi order.
  23. Sistros Force Ghost

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    Luke help me take...no better not :p

    uhhm

    i want to know what happened to the underpants they sent you
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  24. Blue Ice Cream Force Ghost

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    "I have to admit that without the underpants, it would not have been a victory."
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  25. Sistros Force Ghost

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    there's something alive in here
    that's your underpants kid
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