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Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by benknobi1, Feb 21, 2013.

  1. Jedi Gunny

    Jedi Gunny Chosen One star 9

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    You were right about one thing, Master. The underpants were short.
     
  2. Eryndil

    Eryndil Jedi Knight star 3

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    Darth Vader: He is here.
    Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?
    Darth Vader: A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
     
  3. Jedi Gunny

    Jedi Gunny Chosen One star 9

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    Someday, I will be the most powerful underwear ever!
     
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  4. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Dec 10, 2012
    Once the underpants are down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while the fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor.
     
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  5. Seagoat

    Seagoat Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's not impossible, I used to bull's-eye womprats in my underpants back home.
     
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  6. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Our underpants can't repel firepower of that magnitude!
     
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  7. Jedi Gunny

    Jedi Gunny Chosen One star 9

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    Where'd you dig up that old underwear?
     
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  8. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'm endangering the underpants. I shouldn't have come.
     
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  9. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Han: What the hell are you doing? Leia: Into the underpants, flyboy.
     
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  10. Seagoat

    Seagoat Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    They're the most beautiful underpants in the galaxy! They live on the moons of Iego, I think.
     
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  11. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Han? Can you reach my underpants?
     
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  12. Agarwaen the Elven King

    Agarwaen the Elven King Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Feb 13, 2013
    I'm just cracking up reading some of these. [face_rofl]
     
  13. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This is a rebel that surrendered to us. Although he denies it, I believe there may be more of them, and I request permission to conduct a further search of the underpants.
    ...
    Good work, commander. Leave us. Conduct your search and bring his underpants to me.
     
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  14. Jedi Gunny

    Jedi Gunny Chosen One star 9

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    I'm Lando Calrissian. I'm the administrator of this underwear. And who might you be?
     
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  15. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Governer Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's underwear.
     
  16. Seagoat

    Seagoat Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I can't see a thing in these underpants!
     
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  17. Jedi Gunny

    Jedi Gunny Chosen One star 9

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    When 900 years old they reach, look as good, your underwear will not.
     
  18. Seagoat

    Seagoat Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I will not let this underwear which has stood for 1000 years be split in two.
     
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  19. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Anakin: No underwear jokes.
     
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  20. Eryndil

    Eryndil Jedi Knight star 3

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    The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more underpants will slip through your fingers.
     
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  21. Seagoat

    Seagoat Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Faith in your new underpants, misplaced may be.
     
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  22. Eryndil

    Eryndil Jedi Knight star 3

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    Dec 18, 2012
    I regret that I am unable to convey my father's underpants to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack.
     
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  23. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Have you noticed the underpants are still up!?!
     
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  24. Seagoat

    Seagoat Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    They're like underpants, and I slaughtered them like underpants! I hate them!
     
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  25. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and will gladly pay you the reward of twenty-five underpants.
     
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