Discussion in 'Community' started by epic, Oct 22, 2012.
Everton: tabloid journalist
@DarthIntegral: Lebron James' trainer.
Obi-Zahn "Paul" Kenobi passed away today at the ripe old age of 95. He leaves behind a loving wife, five children, eighteen grandchildren, and several great-grandchildren. Dr. Paul was renowned for a lifelong career of ethical medical practice and polled as the favorite doctor of parents in the community of Albuquerque.
Tunick: Anything outside of Wal-Mart
Jello: Occupy volunteer
Please. Paul is going to be a mohel.
Arlon: Nobel Prize winning physicist and proponent of "A universe from nothing."
KW-Mitt Romney spokesman
Valyn: Anti-fatophobia activist.
Jabba-wocky: crusader against online anonymity
Rogue_Ten: Maricopa County sheriff's deputy.
Arlol: Secretary to Richard Dawkins
Montie: Fill in host for Rush Limbaugh.
Armenian_Jedi: Laker team historian.
xblackout: Curator of the Baltimore Ravens team museum/Hall of Fame.
solojones: Head writer for The Tonight with Jay Leno and General Manager of the Oakland Raiders.
Arlon: Mayor of San Francisco.
Vin: Tibetian Monk.
Kendra: President of Sober Living & You!, a rehab facility in Seattle
Lord_Vivec: Curator of The Creation Museum.
Lowbacca_1977: NBA beat writer for the Orange County Register.
Spanish Dave: Cracker Barrel spokesman.
LloydChristmas (Saul Goodman): Head football coach at Michigan.
Juilet316: Head of marketing & ticket sales for the Dallas Cowboys.
Debo: CEO of Lench Mob Records.
Jabbabbado (spelling?): CEO of Dunkin' Donuts.
Darth Guy: CEO of Christian Mingle.com.
OZK: CEO of AVN (Adult Video News).
Jewish Dave: Mr. Met.
AmazingB: Hitting coach for the New York Yankees.
DarthIntegral: Agent for LeBron James.
Darth McClain: Head coach for the Jamaican national football team.
DanTheJedi: President of NOW.
Souderwan: MSNBC anchor.
Dani: Chairwoman of the Republican National Committee.
Kristie: CEO of Chick-fil-A.
Seth: Mayor of Panama City, Florida.
PrincessKenobi: Broadcaster for the New England Patriots radio network.
PointGiven: New York Jets offensive coordinator.
Marcus: New Zealand Prime Minister.
jp: Australian Prime Minister.
Ossy: Singer in a Beatles tribute band.
Everton: Starting point guard for the 2012-2013 Charlotte Bobcats.
Well somebody has been paying attention.
Darth Sapient: Motivational speaker to teenage goth girls.
lol, yes anything to do with the Cowgirls would be a highly unlikely career for me.
nashira: JCC moderator
Miana Kenobi, Travel writer and wildlife show narrator and host.
Reality TV Star: "I CAN tell you this thing!"
SLG: homemaker to a truck driver
darth_boy: Beatles cover band bass player
The thread title says "Unlikely".
Even if I deliberately sabotaged them, I'd still do a better job than the current one
Mar: Liverpool manager