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JCC unlikely careers for JCCers

Discussion in 'Community' started by epic, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Everton: tabloid journalist
     
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  2. Juliet316

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  3. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Obi-Zahn "Paul" Kenobi passed away today at the ripe old age of 95. He leaves behind a loving wife, five children, eighteen grandchildren, and several great-grandchildren. Dr. Paul was renowned for a lifelong career of ethical medical practice and polled as the favorite doctor of parents in the community of Albuquerque.
     
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  4. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    Tunick: Anything outside of Wal-Mart
     
  5. poor yorick

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    Jello: Occupy volunteer
     
  6. Quixotic-Sith

    Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Please. Paul is going to be a mohel.
     
  7. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    Arlon: Nobel Prize winning physicist and proponent of "A universe from nothing."
     
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    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    KW-Mitt Romney spokesman
     
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  9. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    Valyn: Anti-fatophobia activist.
     
  10. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Jabba-wocky: crusader against online anonymity
     
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  11. Miana Kenobi

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  12. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Rogue_Ten: Maricopa County sheriff's deputy.
     
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  13. VadersLaMent

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    Arlol: Secretary to Richard Dawkins
     
  14. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Montie: Fill in host for Rush Limbaugh.

    Armenian_Jedi: Laker team historian.

    xblackout: Curator of the Baltimore Ravens team museum/Hall of Fame.

    solojones: Head writer for The Tonight with Jay Leno and General Manager of the Oakland Raiders.

    Arlon: Mayor of San Francisco.

    Vin: Tibetian Monk.

    Kendra: President of Sober Living & You!, a rehab facility in Seattle

    Lord_Vivec: Curator of The Creation Museum.

    Lowbacca_1977: NBA beat writer for the Orange County Register.

    Spanish Dave: Cracker Barrel spokesman.

    LloydChristmas (Saul Goodman): Head football coach at Michigan.

    Juilet316: Head of marketing & ticket sales for the Dallas Cowboys.

    Debo: CEO of Lench Mob Records.

    Jabbabbado (spelling?): CEO of Dunkin' Donuts.

    Darth Guy: CEO of Christian Mingle.com.

    OZK: CEO of AVN (Adult Video News).

    Jewish Dave: Mr. Met.

    AmazingB: Hitting coach for the New York Yankees.

    DarthIntegral: Agent for LeBron James.

    Darth McClain: Head coach for the Jamaican national football team.

    DanTheJedi: President of NOW.

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    Dani: Chairwoman of the Republican National Committee.

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    Seth: Mayor of Panama City, Florida.

    PrincessKenobi: Broadcaster for the New England Patriots radio network.

    PointGiven: New York Jets offensive coordinator.

    Marcus: New Zealand Prime Minister.

    jp: Australian Prime Minister.

    Ossy: Singer in a Beatles tribute band.

    Mar: Gypsy.

    Everton: Starting point guard for the 2012-2013 Charlotte Bobcats.
     
  15. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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  16. VadersLaMent

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    Well somebody has been paying attention.

    Darth Sapient: Motivational speaker to teenage goth girls.
     
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  17. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    lol, yes anything to do with the Cowgirls would be a highly unlikely career for me.
     
  18. GrandAdmiralJello

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  19. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Miana Kenobi, Travel writer and wildlife show narrator and host.
     
  20. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Reality TV Star: "I CAN tell you this thing!"
     
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  21. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    SLG: homemaker to a truck driver
     
  22. MarcusP2

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    darth_boy: Beatles cover band bass player
     
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  23. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    There. Fixed. :p
     
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  24. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    The thread title says "Unlikely".
     
  25. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Even if I deliberately sabotaged them, I'd still do a better job than the current one :p


    Mar: Liverpool manager
     
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