Discussion in 'Community' started by epic, Oct 22, 2012.
How is this?
solojones; JCC Joke Improvement Coach
I think my Tunick one was pretty accurate.
How 'bout you two show us how it's done?
solojones: member of the Committee of Skeptical Inquiry
Darth Guy: Optimism Booster.
Lord Vivec- Televangelist
Harpuah- Instructor in etiquette
Jabba Wocky- Face for a brand advertising campaign
Dark Lady Mara: CEO of Academi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academi)
The Bigger Fish: Animal poacher
Handmaiden_Yane: International art thief/grave robber
tom: Marlboro Man
JediYvette: New Jersey mob wife
Miana Kenobi: Play-by-play announcer on the San Diego Chargers radio network
MrZAP: Play-by-play announcer for Monday Night Football
KnightWriter: Senior fellow at The Heritage Foundation
Juli: Kobe Bryant's agent
Cathy: Crunk hip hop artist
Carmen: Commissioner of Major League Baseball
epic: Field goal kicker for Jacksonville Jaguars
halibut: Marriage counselor
Boba_Fett_2001: Agent for Garth Brooks
Quixotic_Sith: Head physician/doctor of the Baltimore Ravens
Rox: Governor of the state of Utah
Jabba-wocky: Commissioner of the National Hockey League
Dingo: Personal lawyer of beezel26
ObiWannaCracker: Facebook CEO
Chyren: Judge on Dancing With The Stars
Mr44: Fill in host for Ed Schultz (radio & TV)
Katya_Jade: Chairwoman of American Atheists
Healer_Leona: Owner of the Los Angeles Lakers
SLG: Los Angeles Clippers cheerleader
s65horsey: Head coach of the Japanese Women's national football team
Terr_Mys: NYPD Police Chief
Kiki-Gonn: Walmart CEO
Whitey: Wedding planner
Strilo: Portland Trail Blazers head coach
Darth_Morella: Casino manager at Caesar's, Atlantic City
Why wouldn't Kiki be Walmart CEO?
Busting unions is a lot of work, and he doesn't do that.
They've got to be real jobs. For instance-
Darth Guy: Life Coach
.... Ok, so not real jobs per say, but at least things that people actually call themselves and get paid to do.
Darth Guy: stand up comedian
Tunick: High-school Career Counselor?
Pft, you get other people to do the work. God, haven't I taught you people anything?
The CEO at the, hold on let me count... 4th last bank I worked for didn't even use a computer. How much work do you think he actually did in a day?
The **** is a life coach anyway?
Life Coach is an actual job although it's hard to imagine how there's enough dumb rich people, even in this country, to make it viable.
Hmm, what about stay at home son?
Juliet316: hired gun shooting at pirates from ships off the coast of Somalia
I'm enjoying imagining 44 as an Ed Schultz fill-in.
GrandAdmiralJello - commercial fisherman
ImperialDork - subway sandwich artist
Vin Eethy- customer service desk at K Mart
@DarthTunick - define 'poaching'
'cause I poached an egg for breakfast, dude.
Not difficult to figure out.
OK, I could be arrested and or fined for what I fried for dinner. Nothing new.
If someone offered me this job, I would probably take it. That could be a fun way to spend the 6-8 hours it would last.
Jello - Democratic party strategist.