Discussion Unlikely Spin-Offs (Jokes welcome)

Same as desired: The Huttfather.

 

A midichlorian goes on a quest to find a host organism.

 

They've done Star Wars

But how about: Star Wars - Figrin D'an: The Birth of the Modal Nodes
That is, if they're even called that anymore

 

Still here.

 

Or this like Lost where its the afterlife?

 

Oh no, it could be. But if the universe did implode, and we didn't notice a change, how will we ever know? And will we still get a Jar Jar spinoff in this afterlife?

 

Great. We just moved farther into purgatory. Stop saying that.

 

'Gracious Salacious'

Romantic comedy starring monkey-lizard Salacious Crumb.
Tired of being a perma-giggling irritant in front of everybody he meets, Crumb enrols in a school of etiquette, where he falls in love with an iron-fisted elocution teacher, played by Sandra Bullock.

 

My Fair Lars

"The scene in Tatooine is rarely ever green."

 

The naked blaster

"My name's commander frak debin and don't ever let me catch you guys in the empire"

 

Star Wars: Sun Bleached The Sixth Sense

Before ANH

Luke: I see dead people
Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen exchange looks
He is then taken to a psychiatrist that ends up dead and can speak to Luke
The spirits of the Tusken raiders slaughter by Anakin seek revenge and attack the Lars
Luke then becomes a soul reaper at 15 and fights Hollows
Then at 17 he suffers memory loss of the whole affair
Featuring: Ghost Shim and Padme

Star Wars: Galaxy Trip
Chancellor Palpatine suffers a heart attack. His doctor advise him to take a vacation. Jar Jar hearing about his "friends" health problem decides to help and tells others about it. Soon Palpatine finds himself in a rented Space RV with full of people he hates on one messed up galactic trip.
Join Yoda, Palpatine, Jar Jar,Mas Amedda, Mace Windu, the entire Jedi council, Padme and Jocasta Nu for one wild ride in which..

-Palaptine gets arrested
-Yoda gets tasered
-Jar Jar totals the RV
-Mas Amedda gets them lost and they spend the night at a psycho run motel
-Jocasta Nu reads all the billboards and signs they pass
-Ki-Adi-Mundi's directions are ignore
-Padme gives away their spending money causing them to hitchhike
-Mace Windu get pissed

Will Palpatine finally snap revealing his darkside?

 

I dont want to see it but it will happen eventually
"Alderaan" a love story and the greatest disaster movie of all time, basically a rip off of Titanic.

 

My heart will go on...
You may fire when ready, commander.
...but only for a few more seconds.

 

A Star Wars Toy Story.

Basically Toy Story with Star Wars Toys with elements of "Small Soliders".

The SW toys unite to fight off an evil army of Barbie and Ken dolls and their preschool toy minions headed by an evil council of Disney princess dolls.

 

I would watch.

 

So would I.

 

Maybe you've just inadvertently described the plot of Toy Story 4

 

4 words: Mad Max on Tatooine.

Rogue remnants of Jabba's gang wreak havoc across the deserts of Tatooine...and tie the main hero (who builds pod racers for a living) to the front of a souped-up speeder bike. Lots of carnage that feature exploding Jawa limbs ensue.

 

Star Wars: Akbar.

A movie focusing on Admiral Akbar. 'Nuff said.

But in seriousness, I love the rumors of a Star Wars: Kenobi Trilogy. A whole Wandering Ronan/Man With No Name kind of trilogy.

 

I would have said a collision between the Trek and Wars universes would have been a clear no go but now that we have Abrams....

 

Mod edit: Removed for being off-topic in the Spin-offs forum, and for spamming the same post and video in multiple threads.

 

Star Wars Hot Wheels

An animated tie-in to the Mattel toy line, with all the various SW characters riding cars in their likenesses across the galaxy getting into Wacky Races/Cannonball Run-like hijinks.

 

In Sidious - Biopic on Sheev Palpatine
The Man in the Durasteel Mask - Luke spends his remaining years trying to convince the galaxy that his father was just misunderstood
You're Lucky You Don't Taste Very Good - Boba Fett's long, strange journey through the digestive system of the Sarlacc