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Discussion in 'Santa Cruz, CA' started by Master--Kenobi, Aug 14, 2006.

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  1. Master--Kenobi

    Master--Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

    Dec 8, 2003

    The Cool-Looking Glow-In-The-Dark Ant Farm is no more...

    The ants have ceased to exist...

    It is an EX-ant farm.

    They did not bring little piles of bodies to the top of the blue gel as was instructed by the Book Of Instructions; Chapter 2 Verse 3...It shall be known that when an ant leaves it's earthly body, that it shall be looked upon with great sadness by it's brethern and taken towards that which is known as "above the gel" where the Holy Jedi of Antioc shall look down upon it with pity and compassion and with the Holy Teaspoon of Removal shall take said revered sacred extoskeleton and place said blessed-one into the Holy Trashcan of Disposal, where said sacred remains shall complete their journey unto the Temple of the Forbidden Landfill, where they may bask in the glory that is trash?amen

    However, the ants did not apparently READ the sacred instructions and instead?

    They merely curled up into little balls down in the bowels of the cool looking tunnels that they had made....

    They are now EX-ants that have turned into little balls of green fuzzy stuff.

    Services will be held in the front of the Jedi Temple immediately. Internment will, however still take place in the Holy Trash Can of Disposal, where it is hoped that they may still continue their journey unto the Temple of the Forbidden Landfill where they may feast on the likes of whatever ants who were raised in blue gel can eat.

  2. Kai_Vandekar

    Kai_Vandekar Jedi Padawan star 4

    Feb 9, 2005
    Ewww. See what comes of Not Reading the Manual?
  3. TionneHawk

    TionneHawk Jedi Knight star 5

    Apr 28, 2002
    No..I think that's what comes from raising ants in blue gel.
    Blue is BAD! Blue means death!!!

    Aayala Secura = Blue = dead (Order 66)
    Kenobi = blue ghost = dead
    Yoda = blue ghost = dead
    Anakin = blue ghost = dead

    Are we seeing the pattern?!?!?!
    Poor little Jedi Ants. Mourn them do not, miss them do not. Rejoice for those who pass into the Forbidden Landfill! For they will be feasted upon by midichlorians and born anew in future Jedi ants.

    Or....something like that.... :D
  4. AboutaSith

    AboutaSith Jedi Knight star 5

    May 13, 2005
    Somebody wiped them out? All of them?
  5. Siri-Tachi

    Siri-Tachi Jedi Youngling star 1

    Apr 2, 2005
    Uh..Kenobi..was the Sacred Teaspoon of Disposal from the kitchen drawer?


    To the Poor Little Ants: May The Force Be With You....because Kenobi sure wasn't![face_whistling]

    Now, Kenobi, GO DISINFECT THE NO-LONGER SACRED SPOON![face_shame_on_you]

  6. TionneHawk

    TionneHawk Jedi Knight star 5

    Apr 28, 2002
    *passes Master K some Holy Disinfecting Water (aka Bleach)*
    Careful Master, powerful stuff, that is!
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