URGENT WARNING!!!

Yesterday, I was travelling to theatre rehearsal on the train. A man of Arabic appearance got off the train and I noticed that he had left his bag behind.
I grabbed the bag and ran after him, and handed him back his bag.

He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to contain large bundles of money.

He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to...with a word of advice for you: Stay away from Leicester!"

I was genuinely terrified.

"Is there going to be an attack?" I asked him.

"No ..." he whispered back...... "It's a ****hole."

 

This reminds me of something happening around the Mall Cribbs Causeway. Apparently, there will be a terrorist attack there on 11/12. I better get my Christmas shopping done before then, then really...

 

I have heard the Trafford Center is a target too this year

 

I had that the other day but it was Mansfield rather than Leicester

 

Could easily say that about where I live too

 

If there was an attack on Leicester you are gunna feel so guilty!

 

Well, apart from the cheese and the average footie team, we wont miss much

 

Can't they blow up Broadmead instead? Rid Bristol of at least 50% of its chav population in one go!

 

Do I see another Bristolian here? w00t!!!