US Military

Since I decided to

 

Well, how selfish, I think we could have discussed it in a commitee...

 

We did, and since I was the only one to turn up I thought it prudent.

 

Well I don't remember, but didn't you make me drink this time?

 

If you say so, but it wasn't me I tells ya! It was that Gnome over there, he did it all.

 

Quick run for the hills, my evil twin strikes again.

 

Oh anyway he can't be more creepy than you already are....

 

What are you saying?

 

I said "oh anyway he can't be more dreamy than you already are..."

 

Oh that's ok then.

 

I thought only girls could fall for flattery...

OK, you didn't tell me everything, did you?

 

You know what, I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

Like I'm not used to that. I don't understand myself either anyway.

 

So what are you going to do about that then?

 

Well, no, I don't find it too annoying. Do you?
DO YOU? [face_threatening]

 

Do I And how!!!

 

Now *you* make me cry


How do you feel now that you have done your little demonstration of cruelty???

 

Um..... I'll have to get back to you on that.

 

Check again. I can't have done something wrong.

 

Never said you did

 

Oh? Errrrrrrr... time to work on the "making your thought clear to your public", son.

 

Never had bothered with that, why should I start now?

 

You like being confusing, don't ya?

 

Only when the mood strikes me.

 

Bet that hurts.