Us & Them

Discussion in 'Midlands and Wales' started by F16WarBird, Sep 14, 2005.

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  1. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Why?
    You know its ture already :p
  2. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Err... damn...

    *Changes subject*

    When are we going to invade?

    I have an itchy trigger finger and a bloodlust that would put Countess Bathory to shame!!
  3. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    *Stops pacing and looks up*

    Are we waiting for Joe since this is his baby or can we do this now!?!


    *Goes back to pacing with a jug of Everclear in her hand*
  4. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    [face_hypnotized] * hypnotised by the everclear jug * [face_hypnotized]


    ummmm, yeah!
  5. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Dave go get the shot glasses and I'll break this open now while we wait for Joe.
  6. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    May 20, 2005
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    [face_hypnotized]

    must.........obey...........

    * comes back with two pint glasses *
  7. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    *Calls Medics and places them on standby*
  8. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    ladies, ladies, your concern is welcomed, but fear not i have the constitution of an ox.

    * collapses in a heap *


    :p


    * lifts head *

    the fleet is assembled and awaiting orders. uuurrrggghhh...........

    [image=http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Fanfic/Conquest/Advance.jpg]

  9. Crazy_Diamond Force Ghost

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    Haven't you heard it's a battle of words
    The poster bearer cried.
    Listen son, said the man with the gun
    There's room for you inside.
  10. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Shine on you Crazy Diamond!
  11. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    rogue leader standing by ready when you are admiral!
    everyone got a cuban cigar?
  12. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    <First Sergeant> "ROOM TEN-HUT!"

    *Sound of footsteps*

    *The military band plays "Ruffles & Flourishes"*

    At ease. Be seated.

    I am F16WarBird. And I see a whole army of my countrymen and allies here in defiance of tyranny and nerds! You have come to fight as free men and women. And free men and women you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight? Will you RPG? Fight and you may die. RPG and you will probably not have sex without a credit card. And sitting at your keyboards many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and women, and tell our enemies that they may take our hyperspace memberships but they will never take our freedom!

    I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his fan force. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his fan force.

    Now there?s another thing I want you to remember. I don?t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We?re not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we?re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass! We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!

    Remember, we shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our fan forces, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!



    <IRON MAIDEN'S "ACES HIGH" KICKS IN>


    Our target is.........


    SINGAPORE!



    [image=http://photos.imageevent.com/cujo/extras/joepatton.jpg]


    *Salutes*

    *About faces and proceeds to walk out*

    <First Sergeant> "Room Ten-Hut!"

    "Carry on"

  13. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Hmmm you know... you sound so familiar... :p
  14. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    =D=

    Jolly good speech old boy, truely inspiring :-B :cool:
  15. cyranodb Force Ghost

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    I don't think there's enough energy in Paris Hilton's head to give off a loud pop....or did you mean another Paris??
  16. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    thinks of Paris being hit by H-Bomb

    Well, its a lovely thought, but its not fair to wreck such a beautiful city just cos the French happen to be ignorant morons :p
  17. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    As a friend of mine used to say... if brains were rubber she wouldn't have enough to make a flip flop for a one legged budgie [face_laugh]
  18. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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  19. Reaper63 Force Ghost

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    Let's Move people, we have been given ourt orders and a target. Do NOT disappoint the General!

    I wan all strike craft armed and on the Ready line. Prepare the infantry, stand by to issue orders.

    I'll personally lead the Special Forces. WE'll parachute in behind enemy lines and pull a dirty Dozen. I want Enemy Generals dead hours before Strike time.

    Any questions?

    LETS MOVE PEOPLE!!!!
  20. Tay-Mar Jedi Master

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    I'm sorry guys but I need to finish this gane of bowls on Plymouth Hoe, first. [face_thinking]
  21. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    goes off to get tank ready for invasion

    :cool: [face_whistling]
  22. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    all wings report in:-
    rogue 2 standing by
    rogue 3 all clear
    rogue 4 all green
    rogue 5 4 green lights
    rogue 6 my fingers trigger happy
    rogue 7 all systems good to go
    rogue 8 waiting for the order
    rogue 9 lets get these guys
    rogue 10 all fire up
    rogue 11 those guys won't be there for much longer.
    rogue 12 i want my mummy and they wont have one.

    rogues standing by.and yellow aces, pole arm, wipeout and wraith

    all squadrons form up on me. this is it guys!
  23. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    hey it`s getting lonely out there in singapore. the weathers lovely but the troops are restless. why are you lot hanging around here? even welshguys tracked us down!! :p
  24. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    we are waiting for a certain special ops squad to give us a bombing zone or a strafting run distination!
    in that time rogue 12 has gone home to see his mum and come back again :p
  25. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    What the hell are you guys doing here? We are fighting for our lives in Singapore!

    http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=21592883

    Now get yer butts over there before order you to receive a cavity search with an Abrams tank! :p
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