Buff, NY Useless Facts

EW!

"Hey Let's go dye our hair."
"I wanna go platinum this time, give me a little extra Cattle Urine."


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-> The most common non-contagious disease in the world is tooth decay.

 

Bananas are the best for you right as they change from green to yellow.


Corn is best right after shucked. If it sits without the husk, the starches breakdown. Moral of the story? Don't shuck your **** corn and leave the husk all over the friggin floor

 

Oak trees do not have acorns until they are fifty years old or older

 

The squirting cucumber (Ecballium elaterium), when brushed by a passerby, ejects its seeds and a stream of poisonous juice that stings the skin

 

...that`s too easy...must...resist...temptation...too many jokes...ARRRGH!

 

lol. thats what I thought to myself.

 

Chocolate can be fatal to dogs. Chocolate contains a chemical theobromine, which is poisonous to dogs.

 

yes...yes it is...

 

A dog by the name of Laika was launched into space aboard the Russian spacecraft Sputnik 2 in 1957.

 

Wow. I just found this out..."Snappahead is New Yorks Hottest Heavy Cover Band"

 

yep...and as far as they know he's still circling the globe.

They even put a cow in orbit but it was a very top secret project so not many people have heard about it.

 

Snappahead -


About 30% of American admit to talking to their dogs or leaving messages on their answering machines for their dogs while they are away.

 

See, more with the cows...
moo

 

All dogs are the descendant of the wolf. These wolves lived in eastern Asia about 15,000 years ago.

 

Can cows swim?

 

An average city dog lives approximately three years longer than an average country dog.

I'll check on an answer for the cow question.

 

The largest contributor to ozone depletion is the methane from cow flactulation.

 

Approximately 87% of dog owners say that when they watch T.V. their dog curls up beside them or at their feet.

(sorry, I picked dogs today)

 

woof

 

Bloodhounds have been used since the 1600's for tracking criminals

 

Border Collies are used for herding animals...such as cows.
moo

 

A male cow is called a bull.

 

It`s excrement is commonly used in managerial positions.

 

Border collies are the most intelligent breed of dog.

 

Border Collies are arrogant, pathological liars.