Uses for star wars quotes in real life situations

"All I could see was a big dark blur, now I see a big light blur."

You bet on the Oscars and win.

 

"They did it!"

You're on vacation and realize that your vacation will have to go on a couple days longer, darn the luck, because your flight has been cancelled! (This just happened to me... I was trapped in London for two more days because Dulles was closed)

 

Run, Luke Run... (to scotland)

YOu have been going out with a guy and find out he is married and has 4 kids.... all named George.

 

"I've got a bad feeling about this!"




YOur playing computer games and your mouse keeps stop working. (this is happening to me)

 

up

 

To the mouse "You are going to pay for all the trouble you have given me today Mouse!"

("You are going to pay for all the Jedi you killed today Dooku")

While quoting SW your new braces keep Squeaking!!

 

Grrrr, damn these braces, anyway, uh, I am your father!, he said, and then Luke...

 

You're meant to give a situation.


Anyway, great idea for a thread.

 

Oop.

OK then.

When stuck in a long line to get to the ATM

 

But I was on my way to the Tashi station to pick up some power converters!

You go to the bathroom and notice your zipper was fused shut at some point during the day.

 

Startled was more like it-


You just realized you forgot your pants.

 

"Um large leak very dangerous"



Your playing jedi outcast when suddenly your computer blows up.

 

"I have a bad feeling about this"...

When you have a project due in 2 hours, and the computer won't start.

 

"You love me? I thought that we had decided...."

when your best friend who you've known for years confesses shes loved you since the day you've met. Yea things would get a little weird....

"Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever"

when someone beats you in Jedi Outcast or you get ur @$$ kicked in a fight....

 

"Impressive...Most impressive....."




You get a crap present for Christmas off your grandmother.

 

"What a piece of junk!"

You walk in to Chemistry class and find out you have an exam that day (which you didn't study for).

 

"But I was going down to the Toshi Station to pick up some power converters."



Some guy just hit your shiny new BMW.

 

"And now, young *insert name here*... you will die."

A crazy lady throws bread at you when you're walking down the street.
(and yes, this ACTUALLY happened to me)

 

"Really, sometimes I can't understand human behavior."


You score the game winning goal in the championship soccer game.

 

"I do belive they think I'm some sort of god."



You get two flat tires in one day.

 

"She's a piece of junk!"



You fail your senior year and dont graduate

 

"it's not my fault!"

you're about to score but you don't have rubber on you.

KA
this is great!

 

"ALL TO EASY"

When your online playing socom and you kill the last seals <3> and win it for the team.

 

I quote Yoda and the Emperor all of the time, it's scary. People @ work hear it all of the time

 

"yippee!"

you go over to your girlfriends house and find her making out with your best friend.

KA