*Vaders Mechanical Arms*

Do I need to bring The Stinky Puddings over here to liven things up? It's too quiet in here.

 

I think the problem is that Kira's not around. She appears to be the life and soul of the party.

 

Party?

I thought we were having a shindig!

 

Oh, a shindig, you say?

*stabs someone three times and proclaims himself to be "alright"*

 

Ah, but Cap'n Tightpants ain't here

 

I could wear the pair of jeans I have that are slightly too small... would that help?

 

Maybe, but I'd have to shoot you.

 

*Goes to sleep in the corner*

I've had a long and terrible day...

 

*covers Nat in a duvet*

*puts some cushions on top as well*

 

*walks in to see a nice, comfy-looking pile of cushions on a duvet*

*sits on it*

 

*plays buckaroo with Nat and begins placing increasingly large and strange objects on her*

I think I can even get a barstool on her without waking her up...

 

*Suddenly awakes from a nightmare and throws everything off from atop in the process*

NO! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!!

Oh, I'm awake.

*Sees Grand Moff Tarkin on the floor*

Sorry mate.

 

Did anyone catch the number of that bus?

 

The one to the Leaky Cauldron?

 

London now has coloured themed buses that go around the West End
Each advertises a single musical and has a colour to go with it.



Maybe it was one of those.

 

So which the one for Wicked?

PS - Never eat one of those ready to eat meals from the supermarket shelf. That's the shelf, not the freezer. You know, the ready in 90 secs? I had one tonight. Not only does it taste yuck, it's disagreeing with me too...

 

Best not to eat any ready meals at all.

 

Yeah, I've been put off them. I'm going to make my own meals, like muffin pizzas and lasange.

 

Muffin pizzas? You have much to teach us!

 

They are sooooooooo easy. It's one of the first things I learnt in year 8 home ec.

Basically, they're pizzas on English muffins. Pizza sauce, cheese and whatever topping you like. I have salami, pineapple and mushrooms.

 

That sounds good. I'll have to get some stuff to make a few when I'm back at uni.

 

They're a great snack.

 

I'm hoping I'll have at least one long lunchtime when I go back to uni. I could make muffin pizzas then if I had long enough.

 

Even if you make them the night before, they're still good for lucnh. Just chuck them in the microwave for about 30 secs. Mmmm