Valentine's Day Colors! AH!

I think some already said this, but....Tastes Like Burning

 

::Kissssshhhhh!!::

Ow! I plessed ma tongh agansth the sthreen tho sthee ifth ith tasthe like burning and ith doesth.

 

"Burn baby burn!"

 

Yummeh, pink edible panti... , I keep forgetting about the kiddies.

 

Bad Ceifer, Bad!

 

Permission to Torpedoe, Sir?

 

Ya ever notice the ones who talk about sex the most are the ones getting it the least?

 

Yes, this I have noticed.

 

Kier, in my case that is quite true. I haven't done it in two years.

 

No comment on that one.

Face: Permission, granted.

 

Sweet

 

Though, lately I've been hitting on this one girl, so this long term of celibacy will come to an end pretty soon.

 

Waaaay to much information there, buddy.

 

"Though, lately I've been hitting on this one girl, so this long term of celibacy will come to an end pretty soon.

I would think though that your post should say, "Though, lately I've been hitting on this one girl, so this long term of celibacy might, if I'm really damn lucky, come to an end pretty soon."

 

I'm an honest open person, I've got nothing to hide.

 

Torpedoe One.......away, loading Torpedoe Tube Two.

 

What's with the torps?? Hey, have I mentioned yet that this pink is starting to turn me on a little bit. , OK, I think I'll stop with the sexual references.

 

Wow, it's like the Man Show...'cept lamer.

 

I didn't know that was possible, Kier....

 

Face, you said it before I could. The Man Show is the WORST piece of crap I've ever seen. Blah, it's not worth ranting about how badly is SUCKS. So I'm gonna stop talkin about it right NOW...

Edit : Note that this message that I posted was message # 69 in this thread, .

 

Oh... Im sure it is.... fire torpedo two! Quick, while you still have him in a lock!!

 

Aye Aye, Cap'n. Torpedoe Two, away.......Direct Hit!!!

 

Those torps are starting to tickle my fancy, fire another one. , OMG, I can't stop with the lame sex jokes. This is truly the sign of a man who really hasn't done it in a long time.

 

This is a sad conversation.

 

Oh man, you've sullied the image of the Torpedoes. Lance, I think it's time to bring in the Snipers....