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Valentine's Day Colors! AH!

Discussion in 'Literature' started by LanceJade, Feb 14, 2002.

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  1. Ceifer

    Ceifer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Snipers can be so dark and sexy, like that hot female one from the game Metal Gear Solid. If you got any snipers that look like that broad, I say, bring them on.
     
  2. Kier_Nimmion

    Kier_Nimmion Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well, the Sock Puppet Porno made me hurt because I laughed so much, but yeah, it's a lame show overall.


    For a sniper rifle, may I suggest a 200 cm Hellbore cannon off a Bolo?


     
  3. Face Loran

    Face Loran Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek: :mad: Yikes it's a good thing I didn't mention the Teddy Bear's.....


    I warn you, do not defile the Teddy Bears [face_plain] [face_plain]
     
  4. JadedofMara

    JadedofMara Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I go to school..and everyones in PINK!!! I scream and rant for a while, and then i come home, think, "oh, ill go to the BOARDS where there is still some sanity." AND WHAT DO I FIND?? PINK PINK AND MORE PINK!

    Yes, i am like this every day. I truly hate the color. It truly makes me gag.

    Keir...i love that new icon.

    Gandolf the pink...i was wondering when we'd see you!

    To whoever is participating in the softcore porn conversation...i am not going to comment.
     
  5. Fluke_Groundwalker

    Fluke_Groundwalker Jedi Youngling star 5

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    To comment on the color scheme, I present to you the words of the great Homer Simpson:

    "The whole world's gone gay!"
     
  6. Wedge 88

    Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Wampa: Val's day? Val's day!
     
  7. Ceifer

    Ceifer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Don't get me started with teddy bears. Do you know of the piece of love making clothing called a "teddy", 8-}. I once made love to a girl that wore a teddy while on top of a bunch of teddy bears. [face_devil]
     
  8. LanceJade

    LanceJade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Kier: Great suggestion.

    Face: Make it so.

    Please, shoot to silence him. :D
     
  9. Kier_Nimmion

    Kier_Nimmion Jedi Knight star 5

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    ::Draws gun on Ceifer::


    Okay, look, Ceifer, we have tried to be nice to you about the sex thing...

    ::Cocks hammer::

    ...but you just don't listen!

    ::pulls trigger::

    ::eek:ut pops a Bang Flag, but also pokes Ceifer in the eye::


     
  10. Face Loran

    Face Loran Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sir? The rounds are being deflected by his overinflated ego!!! :eek: [face_devil]
     
  11. Ceifer

    Ceifer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Silence me?? What, you sayin that you're gonna gag me?? If it were a hot broad that were doing it, I wouldn't have no problem with it.
     
  12. LanceJade

    LanceJade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Damn... well, in doubt, ignore him. :p
     
  13. Kier_Nimmion

    Kier_Nimmion Jedi Knight star 5

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    You're more fun to pick on, though. And 'hot broads' have better things to do than to post at TF.N, ne?


     
  14. LanceJade

    LanceJade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well said Kier... well said.
     
  15. Jedi_Jaina_Durron

    Jedi_Jaina_Durron Jedi Knight star 5

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    What I want to know, Ceifer, is if this girl knows that you're talking about her like this. Women hate to be treated like sex objects, and if that's the only reason you're in the relationship, that's terrible. If she knew you're talking like this, she would probably vape you.
     
  16. Ceifer

    Ceifer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Very damn good point Kier. Well I'm off to bed now anyways. I've got a lot of flirting to do with one hot broad tommorow.
     
  17. Face Loran

    Face Loran Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This is for the Teddy Bear's you defiled!!!

    Pops ego with really big pin.
     
  18. DaJames2

    DaJames2 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    How much longer does this last ? Here in Melbourne, Valentine's Day was yesterday and there was not one bit of pink in sight. I nearly forgot about the whole thing until one of my mates was fretting about getting something for his girl. Then i forgot again and lived blissfully in real life.

    Until, on a blindingly hot afternoon, i decided to go the Boards.

    <solemn voice> The nightmare has begun. Again.

    ;)
     
  19. Kier_Nimmion

    Kier_Nimmion Jedi Knight star 5

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    Aw, crap, he's a Canadian.

    He's making me look bad.

    My friends, on behalf of all of Canada, I sincerely apologize for Ceifer.

    While I'm at it, we're also sorry for...

    Keanue Reeves, Mike Myers, and Jim Carey, Tom Green and William Shatner.


     
  20. JadedofMara

    JadedofMara Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I dont mind the others (well i cant STAND Tom green)...but for William Shatner...

    Be prepared to do a LOT of apologizing!
    :D :D :D
     
  21. Ceifer

    Ceifer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Face, sorry man but my ego is way too much on the egomania level for it to be taken down.
    Jedi Jaina, I was once a big time player until I became a celibate. My time as a celibate has tought me something, it SUCKS. I'll be regaining my title as a big time player in the very near future. [face_devil]
    Now I'm really off to bed...
     
  22. Face Loran

    Face Loran Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You doubt the power of a really big pin?

    I find your lack of respect for a really big pin disturbing.....
     
  23. LanceJade

    LanceJade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ah.... a doubter of the big pin... in time he will learn. In time.
     
  24. Nom Anor

    Nom Anor TFN Books Staff star 4 VIP

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    I don't have anything to really contribute to this conversation, but I figured we needed a March 00, since we've got a March 99 and a March 01.
     
  25. Face Loran

    Face Loran Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ah, nice. And now we're in descending order, March '01, March '00, March '99....
     
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