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JCC Valentine's Day Poem

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Punk , Feb 11, 2017.

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  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    I need help. I want to write Mrs Punk a beautiful poem for Valentine's Day, but I've only got the first two lines. Please help me, all I've got so far is:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
     
    Darth Punk , Feb 11, 2017
    #1
  2. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    The posters are nerds.
     
    dp4m, Feb 11, 2017
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  3. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And rhyming is for suckers.
     
    Ramza, Feb 11, 2017
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  4. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    I know you want Diggy,
    I want him too.
     
    Diggy , Feb 11, 2017
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  5. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Saga / WNU Manager - Knights of LAJ star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nothing good can come from this in this forum. :p
     
    Bazinga'd , Feb 11, 2017
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  6. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Poems suck
    Wine
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Feb 11, 2017
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  7. Snax Rebo

    Snax Rebo Jedi Knight star 4

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    MASTER SKYWALKER THERES TOO MANY OF THEM
    WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

    [​IMG]
     
    Snax Rebo, Feb 11, 2017
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  8. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Hillary Clinton's the best,
    and Donald Trump eats poo.
     
    dp4m, Feb 11, 2017
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  9. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Saga / WNU Manager - Knights of LAJ star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    My life is a wreck
    Thanks to you
     
    Bazinga'd , Feb 11, 2017
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  10. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    Fixed
     
    Jabba-wocky, Feb 11, 2017
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  11. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Roses are blue
    Sunflowers are black
    These are my
    alternative facts
     
    Lord Vivec, Feb 11, 2017
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  12. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    This one was brilliant. Bravo

    Roses are red
    But their roots are greedy
    We are going to win
    Believe me
     
    Jabba-wocky, Feb 11, 2017
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  13. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    [​IMG]

    Roses are red
    I lost my hand
    I like you way
    better than sand.
     
    poor yorick, Feb 11, 2017
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  14. Sarchet

    Sarchet Jedi Master star 2

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    I misread the title and thought thus was going to be about the free premium day a cerrain, ah, adult entertainment website gives out on Valentine's Day. Whoops.
     
    Sarchet, Feb 11, 2017
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  15. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Roses are red
    That much is true
    But violets are purple
    Not ******* blue.
     
    VadersLaMent, Feb 12, 2017
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  16. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    im only doing this
    to get my penis inside you
     
    Zapdos, Feb 12, 2017
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  17. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You've ruined my life
    You miserable shrew
     
    Darth Punk , Feb 12, 2017
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  18. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Here is my bed
    Now let's screw
     
    vin, Feb 12, 2017
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  19. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    roses are red
    romance is dead
    lets skip this bs
    and just give me some head
     
    Zapdos, Feb 12, 2017
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  20. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm colourblind,
    So this poem is cruel.
     
    DANNASUK, Feb 12, 2017
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  21. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Saga / WNU Manager - Knights of LAJ star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Video Games are Cheaper
    Than Dinner for Two
     
    Bazinga'd , Feb 12, 2017
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  22. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm schizophrenic
    And so am I
     
    Darth Punk , Feb 12, 2017
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  23. yeurgh

    yeurgh Jedi Knight star 3

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    A Romantic Valentine's Poem by yeurgh.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    WTF d'you mean "what day is it?"
    It's DEADLIFT DAY.
    (I love the gym more than I love you).

    [​IMG]
     
    yeurgh, Feb 12, 2017
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  24. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Dec 11, 2000
    [​IMG]
     
    Boba_Fett_2001 , Feb 12, 2017
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  25. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Sep 19, 2000
    Valentine's Day is for suckers
    Influenced by retail ass****ers
    Turned into some sappy fixture
    For those who can't see the bigger picture
     
    SuperWatto, Feb 12, 2017
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