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JCC Valentine's Day Poem

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Punk , Feb 11, 2017.

  1. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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  2. yeurgh

    yeurgh Jedi Knight star 3

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    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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  4. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    Roses are red
    Apples make pie
    That franchise and its sequels:
    Please let it die
     
  5. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Roses are red
    The British heir can't be a papist
    But the most important fact to remember
    Is that Bill Cosby's a rapist
     
  6. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    [​IMG]

    Anyone who can't appreciate the artistic poetry of a good 5/8" hose clamp is to be pitied above all men.
     
  7. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    There's something wrong
    With all of you.
     
  8. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    Roses are red
    Dead ones are brown
    Regardless we know
    That you'll stick around
     
  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Oct 4, 1998
  10. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Roses are red
    I'd rather play hockey
    Than continue writing this poem
    To the individual, jabbawocky
     
  11. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    Roses are red
    Swifts can fly
    I never thought I'd be betrayed
    By I-A-T-I
     
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  12. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Mar 9, 2003
    Roses are red
    Violets are violet
    I need you
    Like I need a pilot

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Roses are red
    But meter's annoying
    Don't even get me started on using the correct number of lines.
     
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2018
  14. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    Mar 22, 2003
    Rose's are red
    Violet's are blue
    I painted their nipples
    So I know who is who .
     
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  15. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    violets are blue
    and so is Uranus
     
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  16. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    Nov 1, 2012
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Ewww my fingers
    I've just stuck them in poo
     
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  17. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Roses are red
    A god is me
    What's up with the poems
    about sodomy
     
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  18. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Dec 10, 2003
    can i come out now
    nope you're still banned
    but here have a check
    its for 14 grand
     
  19. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC Jedi Draft Champion star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Sep 30, 2012
    Roses are red
    I drink from my flask
    You’re no Vader
    You’re just a child in a mask

    [​IMG]
     
  20. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Roses are red
    These rhymes are appalling
    Being a poet
    Is not your true calling.
     
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  21. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC Jedi Draft Champion star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Sep 30, 2012
    Roses are red
    I made you some cookies
    But what about
    The droid attack on the wookiees?
     
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  22. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    May 4, 2003
    Roses are red
    Did you not see
    WDNDSW
    ITJCC
     
  23. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC Jedi Draft Champion star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Sep 30, 2012
    Roses are red
    Violets are great
    Jabba-wocky
    Likes to abbreviate
     
  24. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    May 4, 2003
    Roses are red
    When blossoms are new
    As for your statement
    It’s not even true
     
  25. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC Jedi Draft Champion star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Sep 30, 2012
    Roses are red
    Throw that last post in the bin
    It’s not an abbreviation
    It’s an acronym
     
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