Valyn's Hangar: Be a part of something special...

*rallies his jawas*
CHARGE! REMEMBER THE BOOZE!

 

Thanks Otto!!! But I just realized something..... BEER IS AT STAKE!!!!!

*turns around and attacks his fellow furballs*

 

*Sprays the Ewoks with Mr. Clean*

DIE EWOKS DIE!!

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quick get the razor, lets shave those little fuzzballs

 

*whips around in his Clawcraft, blasting Ewoks to shreds, being careful not to hit the one with the blazing green lightsabre*


FOR THE BEER!!!!

 

Alright guys, who gave the Ewok a lightsaber?

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Shurt, I'm a Jedi, I made it you freak.

 

You, a jedi?

*Breaks into hysterical laughter*



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Valyn : I must reiterate RF's comment in referrence to you calling the EUDF trolls. Whether you were joking or not, it would be appreciated if you didnt call myself or your fellow wingmates / friends trolls. Even in a joking manner it really isnt all that funny, and alot of people take that the wrong way. Its just not cool, dude. We're all on the same side here...or at least we were last time I checked...

 

Question: How do I join this EUDF? Do I have to love and defend 100% the EU? Even the parts (novels) I loathe?

 

Even we dont love all of it, dude !

 

All right, all right. *Calls Lance and his Ewoks back.* Have your fun with the beer, guys...

WJFC= the Wes Janson Fan Club. lexu= founder, Grand High Empress... uh... Whatever it says on my sig. The Ewok Horde is our army. Lance is their commander. Of course, I have direct control over them myself, as well, so best not to make me angry.

*Listens to new Foo Fighters cd and contemplates fitting Ewok soldiers in a starfighter storage compartment...*

 

All that fighting makes me thristy. It is time to drink the booze!

 

that was real interesting, a battle of an army of Ewoks versus an army of Jawas. amazing

 

That's the sort of excitment that comes from hanging out in Valyn's Hanger with the Dozen-3(we only have up to Dozen 9, right?)
*Takes loooong swig of Jack Dainels and passes it around a circle of jawas*

 

You realise Dozen three makes you 36, right?



IMO, the Dozen in the EU wouldnt use numbers. They were more casual, as said in DJ

 

Dozen minus 3 is what Dozen-3 stands for. Get it?

 

Wow, Valyn, you finally got your Dozen?
I'll look around an itty bit to check it out first.

 

*pulls up in his modified T-80 tank*

So, how's everything going here? Plotting the downfall of EUDF in order to have a monopoly on EU defense?

 

"Even in a joking manner it really isnt all that funny, and alot of people take that the wrong way."

What Valyn has failed to realize is that putting a or after an insult doesn't make it any less of an insult. Whether it was "in jest" (as you're so fond of saying) or not doesn't mean you can say it freely without hurting people's feelings.

"I wouldn't want to lose myself to the delusions of arrogance."

Yeah, went rogue, gave yourself two promotions, named a squadron after yourself yet insist you're not on an ego trip, refuse to follow orders from a higher ranking EUDFer, friend, and former wingman yet insist you're still a member of the EUDF, insult your former Squadron mates at every oppurtunity and call your friends a bunch of trolls....

....but wouldn't want to appear arrogant or anything...

 

Hey Guys!! My 1,000th post party got up to 89 posts before that damn Gandolph locked it!!

 

hmm, unguarded booze
*goes in back with a s##t lot of booze*

 

looks like we got some controversy here. I'm just going to step aside and let Valyn handle it.
*Takes swig of beer*

 

*pokes his head through the door*

Mmmm looks more like a bottle shop with everone walking out the door with beer. [face_shocked]

 

*Turns out the lights in the hangar and locks the door*

Aaa...closing time.

*Hides the keys in a super-secret spot that only Valyn knows about*

Psst...Valyn, under the doormat

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