Valyn's Hangar: Come join the party...

Um, *squirms*

What about you, though? Are you in good shape? No offense, but I'm not about to have sex with someone that's...well, y'know...not up to standard...

 

I'm about 5'6". I have very long black hair and my skin has a really good tan. I'm also "White", if you must know. I swim regularly, run every day, and have taken self-defense classes...so it'd be interesting should we try to spar with one another.

Do you want to know my bra size, too?

 

Um, no, that's fine...

So, uh, why me? *gulps*


Wait a sec! Are you just trying to get me in trouble with FoS! You did try to have Fire kill me before! And you openly confessed to wanting to replace me!

 

Let's just say that while you may be the King of the EUC, I'm the rightful Queen.

I'm pervier than you are, stronger than you are, smarter than you are, sexier than you are, and generally better than you are.


But you seem interesting and this will be my first chance to meet someone from an online acquaintance. I'll be going to Horror Nights next week...could you get me and my friends discount tickets?

 

Uh, no, I can't. So many people have already asked me...and I, myself, can only get in free on peak nights. And I was scheduled to work on the night I wanted to go!




WAIT A SEC! This means that you'll actually be coming to meet me?! HOLY JEEZE!


What if I'm not working on the day you come?



Wait...I'm working almost every day next week.

 

Swell.

How will I recognize you? Do you have a name other than Valyn? What do you look like?

Send me a pic via private message or something. I want to have a face to imagine while toying with my fingers...

 

****. How old were you in this picture? You look like a kid...kind of cute, but really young.

You said this was before you got into working out and stuff?

Do you have an after picture?

 

No...but I look really different. I included in my profile what one of my current IRL acquaintances said when comparing that pic to how I look now.

If it helps, girls (and some guys) at work have given me a 10 and 12 rating on a scale of 1-10, 10 reflecting the highest level of attraction.

I don't have my hair styled that way anymore, either. It's spikey now...everyone seems to like it better.

 

Ok. How big is your package?

 

You'll just have to wait and find out!



I mean, you aren't going to find out!

 

Please, Valyn. I could get you to drop your pants a second after meeting you. And then you'll become my sex slave for the entire week. You better start practicing, as I'll be very angry if you finish prematurely.

 

I have good stamina, dangit!

That's it. I'm outta' here...gotta' go run.


Later!

 

Good idea. Go run and increase your stamina.

I'll see you next week, lover.

 

[face_shocked]

 

Hey, Valynia, how 'bout a pic of yourself?

 

OMG... A she-valyn!!! [face_shocked]


What is the world coming to???



And about sexyness, smartness and all that, I beat you both! No one can resist a sexy wookie!

 

I forgot to ask her for her weight!

And she called me the King of the EUC!

 

My brother went to Halloween Horror Nights last night! He said that CARNAGE was there! And they had a haunted house called Maximum Carnage!

*really wants to go now...very pissed at working on Thursday*

 

Hey boyos! How's it hanging?

 

extensive and erect. What about you?

 

Long and lazy. So what's this about Valynia?

 

I don't know.

 

lol...so she might be some 300lbs hairy woman...hehehehe

 

What do I do if she's really hot, though?

I mean, if she's fat and ugly, I could always just avoid her, or just be amiable and leave it at that. But if she's really hot and she starts coming on to me...and we're of the same age....

 

Well what can you do besides her?