Vector Prime Book Report

Uh, Jades Fire, I think it's pretty obvious that this is a joke...

 

It's alive!

The funniest part of this whole thing was actually seeing CoK not speak in 3rd person and Wedge's response to it.

It would've been much, much funnier had you taken the extra step of substituting actual VP passages and taken time to modify the analysis accordingly.

 

Is anyone going to comment on my missing interview?? I want my Sithing interview!!

 

If I would have used real VP passages then it would NOT be obvious it was a joke, and you don't expect a Moron to think about all that, do you?

 

Yeah, Jeff 42, I know that. I just can't believe the people who think it was real.

 

Okay, now I've just written a Review of my Vector Prime Book Report. It will put everything in perspective.

Vector Prime Book Report : A Dadaist Explanation
By Moron Dude
Frequent allusions to sexuality have led many critics to question MoronDude's spirit. However, in Vector Prime Book Report, MoronDude demonstrates none of the ill effects that the Cuban Symbolist school had on many writers of the period. In the following paragraphs, I will show that MoronDude's triumphant writing is representative of the strong Positivist ideals of the author's time. This claim is buttressed by three points: (1) the reknown use of political commentary in Vector Prime Book Report, (2) MoronDude's drug-influenced take on satire throughout the book, and (3) the author's brave incorporation of sensuality depite the influence of the Romantic school.

How can I put this... these themes are most evident in first chapter of Vector Prime Book Report, for that is when MoronDude's often drug-influenced prose shines most brightly. Vector Prime Book Report's use of human nature is in keeping with its Dadaist point-of-view. This is probably why Captain Sawyer is such a simple character.

MoronDude's prose is so usually famous that we often take for granted lines like "Six of the men were immigrants; the others were women." (MoronDude 84) In the tenth chapter the reader is presented with a paradox: though the characters seem unable to escape the patriarch, they are simultaneously famous and wrong-headed. Of course, this is only a guess.

These themes are most evident in first chapter of Vector Prime Book Report, for that is when MoronDude's often insane prose shines most brightly. It's quite obvious that MoronDude's spirit was tenuous at best by the time Vector Prime Book Report was completed. To see how this supports my previous claim is quite trivial; parts of the book's twelfth chapter are often cited as evidence.

Vector Prime Book Report remains the most important exploration of reality ever committed to paper. Perhaps it's time that scholars reevaluated their estimation of the book. Though contemporaries found MoronDude's use of human nature half-baked, history will vindicate Vector Prime Book Report. God rest ye, Moron MoronDude.


The End

 

I'm still missing an interview...

 

MoronDude, you need a girlfriend or a hobbie or something...

or

maybe I need to start dabbling in the narcotics before i read your posts...

cause i dont really find the humor in them. i see what you did there with the cut and paste.. but i fail to see the humor. not to be harsh or anything but why go through the trouble?

and to all of you who thought it was real book report...





WEAR IT SUCKERS!!!!!

 

You don't see any humor in it?

Sheesh, I thought it was obvious.

The "reports" are clearly fake, yet some really took it serious. That is funny in and of itself. Then we have people telling other people it's fake. Then those same people try to insult me by telling ME it's a fake report, like I was trying to trick people. It's sort of a personality study on my part.

Anyway, I NEVER thought this stupid little Psudo-Report would go on so long... of course, I'm the one who keeps it going.

 

Still waiting for someone to help me...

 

Well, maybe you'll get your damned interview when the Attack of the Clones book comes out.

 

"... a fellow of infinite jest..."

((I realise this is a complete farce, it really is funny))

you must have some interesting stuff growing in yer backyard boy.

 

I'm glad someone appreciates the time and effort I put in to make an ass out of myself.

 

You REALLY aren't going to let this die, are you. Blatant thread extension attemp. (I would know, I do it with all my threads ). It was mildly amusing. And, uh, whoever wanted the interview, try force.net book section, unjoh, or go to altavista and type in "R. A. Salvatore + Vector Prime + Interview". One of em will probably get you an interview.

 

At LEAST give me a nomination for "Most Braindead Thread" at this years ceremony.

 

No way. This is by far not the most braindead. There are way stupider ones.

 

Well, I'm hoping to get some nomination for the effort I put in to make these sound believeble.... yeah right!

 

If no one likes this thread, I may have to do another book report on Star By Star...

 

Okay, I will begin writing my book report on Star By Star now.. I'll read the book after I write my review of it!

 

I warned you!

 

"The funniest part of this whole thing was actually seeing CoK not speak in 3rd person and Wedge's response to it."

I try.

 

This is still around? Cool! Let other people read the mastery of my foolish words.