Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabba-wocky, Jan 27, 2013.
Enough of this.
Because the JCC is terrible?
Better than athiests vs christians in every thread.
its the logical conclusion of dan the jedi's influence on us all. soon there will be a spate of panty-themed threads
Because we're getting older.
Hey, look everyone! Wocky's being grumpy and old again!
And yet you all are the ones living in the past.
Nah... I very much live in the present. Talking about the past is fun sometimes, though.
Nostalgia, Wocky. It's not a bad thing.
Though I suspect you have none, as your childhood reads as follows:
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
chestnuts are lazy